After weeks of strange legal maneuvers Dina Eastwood finally filed for divorce from Clint Eastwood this week. She is asking for sole physical custody of their daughter and Dina wants spousal support so she can afford to take care of her new man. It was not like this marriage was repairable and Dina and Clint have been shacking up with other people so I'm not sure why Dina was hemming and hawing about filing for divorce. Maybe she was trying to settle everything before she filed. She is going to get some big bucks for herself but will probably blow it all within five years. Seriously. Did you watch the show? You might think she is frugal because she doesn't go buy Birkins but she spends her money on crazy schemes and projects which drain money a whole lot faster than splurging on a ridiculously priced bag.
How much do you think she sunk into that band she managed? She also spends thousands of dollars a year on crystals. Who spends thousands of dollars a year on crystals? I understand if you think they have healing properties or whatever but wouldn't one be enough? She goes shopping for new ones all the time. I have to say they don't look like they have helped her much.
She was buying time because she was probably hoping he'd drop dead.
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This! Alll the way!
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ReplyDeleteMaybe she was buying crystal skulls
ReplyDeleteWhere might one but one of those? You know, for a friend!
DeleteUgh buy*
DeleteHere you go, Lotta - http://www.crystalskulls.com/new.html
DeleteI'm all for older people still busting nuts but I don't want to visualize Clint Eastwood creeping to someone's house after midnight for a booty call.
ReplyDeleteShe probably sucks the life out of the crystals, or they just won't work for her and she has to keep buying new ones.
ReplyDeleteHey!!- Speidi spent $400K on crystals and look how it helped them.
ReplyDeleteWell.s shes a whack job. Dont see them together at all. I think Clint tries to stay married, but he isnt a good picker.
ReplyDeletePlease Clint's a serial cheater as for her why else marry an old man other than money
ReplyDeleteShe might not "buy" Birkin bags but her little whore stepdaughter likes to destroy them while Teri Richardson jerks off on her remember...
ReplyDeleteI think Dina will get millions, plenty to keep her in crystals for a very long time. Also, she will get a lot of child support that she can use for the next couple of years so I don't think she will be hurting money-wise.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happen to that boy band she was managing? They were really bad.
They're MINERALS, MARIE!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha Glenn.
ReplyDeleteI was just gonna write, God dammit Marie! They're not rocks, they're crystals!
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ReplyDeleteLiterally, that was my first post ever on this website after reading it in forever...and that's what I chose to use it on.
Worth it.
Glenn,
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Bahahah you guys have made my day. Thanks for the Biebz gif lulz
ReplyDeleteClint decided to end the marriage after he found someone in the kitchen with his wife strumming on an old banjo.
ReplyDeleteThat 'show' just portrayed her to be a whining, annoying biarch. I tried to watch it on 'mute' to see if it improved, but no ...
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