August 12, 2011
#3 - This A list movie actor who has always been close to his mother snapped on her last week. They were at a restaurant and started arguing over his latest romance and he got up and said, "What? Are you jealous? I'm not supporting you anymore and that starts with you finding your own way home. B**ch."
Shia LaBeouf
A boy's best friend is his mother
ReplyDelete@VIP Thanks for that. No sleep for me tonight so. :-)
DeleteSooooo much class.
ReplyDeleteThat mother, who routinely walked around nude in front of Shia, and other inappropiaate stuff, has caused lots of dysfunction for this kid. So yes, find your own way home, literally and metaphorically. bitch!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna say it on this post because I refuse to click on the others, but all of these almost reveals are bull crap.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Shakira.
ReplyDeleteenty cut off the last part of the reveal where Shia comes running back in and sucking on his mommy's toes for forgiveness
ReplyDeleteda fuq.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the feeling they had sex?
He is a nasty piece of work. I've never liked him.
ReplyDeleteWho's the person who comes in to say we can't call him LaDouche because they like him?
ReplyDeleteHere you go, person: he's Shia LaDouche who once his mom was the sexiest woman and he would marry her if she wasn't his mom.
*once said, that is.
DeleteEww that's nasty I never knew he was just a asshat till I started comin here
ReplyDeleteAny guy who asks his mom if she is jealous of his girlfriend has a fucked up mother.
ReplyDeleteThe next person who punches him out should stick around and finish the job.
ReplyDeleteYeah Shakira quite a few folks here are as well. Count me as another.
ReplyDeleteHow weird that a son would ask his mom if she was jealous.
ReplyDelete@The Real Dragon-You aren't alone. I get the same feeling.
ReplyDeleteUgh I can't read anything about him without getting the heebie jeebies. Man I hope the rumors aren't true. Just so messed up.
ReplyDeleteAlmost Reveals, and then this? Yawn!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Spielberg ever regrets that whole next Tom Hanks comment. (And we maybe shoulda tipped to what a LaDouche he was when, instead of being flattered, he blew off the compliment.)
ReplyDeleteJeesh, he was a douche from the beginning and we just didn't see it. From the same article:
ReplyDelete"LaBeouf got a part in a commercial for Kellogg’s cereal, only to find out that he couldn’t apply for a work permit, because his grades were too low. 'So I started cheating,' he says. 'Before that I had never even *thought* about cheating, because I didn’t *care* about school.'"
Mmmyeaookay, not like actually trying to do the schoolwork would be a solution or anything.
Is this the answer to the blind where the dude stopped dating a playboy centrefold cos she'd munched out his mum?
ReplyDelete(Just kidding. You can't blame me did trying. Shayna IS hot)
No warm breast milk at bedtime for this bad boy!
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