Sunday, October 20, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 19, 2011

#2 - This reality star turned celebrity turned lead actor in really bad movies should really stop juicing up. Apparently when he made the moves on his much younger co-star (who is an incredible foreign born actress you have never heard of but has terrible taste in guys) he was unable to go from six to midnight. He blamed being tired, but it is because of the roids. They tried again the next day but still nothing.

Johnny Knoxville/Juno Temple


12 comments:

  1. Johnny literally broke his penis in a jackass stunt years ago.

    He just has a lot of penis issues.

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  2. He's a jackass and useless POS who should be cleaning toilets for a living.

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  3. Whatever... I'd let Knoxville rub his half staff roid rage peen allllll over me any day. Haters.

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  4. That's quite an image, fannie. Enjoy.




    eeeek.

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  5. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this one. Doesn't Johnny use a colostomy bag? I'm no doc, but it seems like rounds would be an especially bad idea. No?

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  6. Bad Grandpa can't get it up?

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  7. Knoxville has to use a catheter twice a day so it would make sense he couldn't maintain an erection.

    http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2010-10-15/johnny-knoxville-talks-about-his-horrible-penis-related-injuries/

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  8. i haven't seen him recently, but knoxville seemed to have a naturally tall, slim athletic build and doesn't strike me as someone who would turn to steroids

    if there is any truth to his impotence i'd say its a result of above mentioned penis injuries

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  9. Like Juno, she has genuine talent, but rather disappointed if JK is her real life taste in men.

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  10. Yeah and he's married I thought

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  11. I like Juno's acting, that's all I got.

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