October 1, 2009
This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn't have to make that effort very often.
Alanis Morissette & Ryan Reynolds (probably focusing on himself while staring in a mirror)
i hate that stupid bitch. and alanis is gross and annoying too!
ReplyDeleteThis ^^^^^ amen Derek.
DeleteI wouldn't want to listen to her either. Ugh
ReplyDeleteWasn't there something about an actor looking in a mirror a few days ago in a BI?
ReplyDeleteI actually don't care for either of them..
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was annoying
ReplyDeleteThat made me giggle for some reason.
ReplyDeleteMe too Renoblondee! And I need to add..
ReplyDeleteBUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!
She is waaay below him and sounds like a sick cow when she sings cant imagine her screaming
ReplyDeleteLmao! Oh please...as if!! Of course both Alanis and ScarJo talked s**t of Ryan because he's no longer with them. I remember very well Alanis was very keen on sharing intimate details about him when they were together and she didn't sound unsatisfied at all back then..
ReplyDeleteRyan, honey, I can get as many mirrors as you need.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...I'm no fan of Alanis however,Ryan sounds asexual to me.
ReplyDeleteWho in the heck would want to have sex with that little fattie Alanis?
ReplyDeletePoor Alanis - it's like rain, on her wedding day.
ReplyDeleteOMG V!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou win the internet today!!!!
Bitter, bitter, bitter.
ReplyDeleteHey if RR is dud in bed, the women are doing a public service.
ReplyDeleteRR is either asexual or a gay man trying to pass as hetero but not doing a good job.
Honesty RR will set you free which ever way you lean. If you are asexual find an asexual mate. They exist and they won't blab.
@Tina
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Alanis stayed with him so long and Scarlett even married him if he is that bad in bed!! Looks like bitter from an ex, nothing more than that.
Where there is smoke there is fire. If more than one famous ex is talking sh*t about your bedroom skills, you really have an issue.
ReplyDeleteLol @ last line...
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe she stayed with him for years if that was the case, they were engaged, and she was devastated when he broke up with her. If she said it, was just break-up anger.
ReplyDelete@Just Another HR Lady
ReplyDeleteTHIS!! Totally agree!
To be fair, he was probably worried that she might break into song.
ReplyDelete@V niiice
ReplyDeleteI'm no Alanis fan but she's been with her baby daddy for a years while RR has been married twice, divorced once. I thinks he's the azzhole here.
ReplyDelete@Freya
ReplyDeleteYou're right. I think this is a reveal for that blind. Most people thought Blake and Ryan or Justin and Jessica.