April 9, 2010
#3 & 4 & 5 - This former B+/A- list movie actress who now focuses on another entertainment career once cheated on her A list movie star former boyfriend with another A list (at that time) movie actor. Although she says it isn't cheating if the guy can't get it up.
Juliette Lewis/Brad Pitt/Woody Harrelson
Well, he needs to change the name Woody then.
ReplyDeleteDammit Lotta! Beat me to it.
Delete@Lotta BOOM!
DeleteI couldn't get it up for Juliette Lewis either, she's not a particularly attractive person.
ReplyDeleteWoody from the back
ReplyDeleteHis name is now Softie Harrelson.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure y'all can think of a better name though.
@Sugar, Balsa-Woody Harrelson
DeleteI always thought Juliet Lewis had mild cerebral palsy like Blair's cousin Julie on The Facts of Life...
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't attractive back then when she was wasted on drugs but she has a certain appeal now.
ReplyDeleteA Woody in hand is worth two in the bush
ReplyDelete@Sugar, Limpy Harrelson? Shrively Harrelson?
ReplyDeleteLOL Karen. You win!
DeleteFor you, Derek
ReplyDeleteKaren, now you're on the trolley!
ReplyDeleteI'm off today, can't think of a clever impotence pun. Hanging my head in shame.
Haha thanks Sugar! Cousin Geri rocks--much better than Juliet!
ReplyDeleteBut this would have happened in 1993. Was Brad A list in 1993? I can't remember. I was 11 years old.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I read it as Brad being the one who couldn't get it up, so it wasn't cheating if she had to get it somewhere else. I was ready to say Woody has the perfect name. Haha! Oops!
ReplyDeleteJason, I would say around '94 Pitt had close to A list status. He was in some well known movies prior to that, but I think Interview with the Vampire helped him a lot. By '95, Se7en came out, and he was a household name. At least in my household.
ReplyDeleteRubbery Harrelson sure does have a lot of costars gossiping about his lack of ability. Didn't we have a similar blind about Emma Stone trying & failing on the Zombieland set?
ReplyDeletethey do so too much puff puff can cause impotency---so Juliet ditch the stoners and find yourself a real man like Lance Armstrong or Charlie Sheen
ReplyDeleteI love Juliette Lewis
ReplyDeleteWait, wasn't there a blind about Brad and Juliette's relationship being a fraud? Did he say something like he was dating Juliette Lewis so he wouldn't have to sleep with someone and she was the only Scientologist he could think of?
ReplyDeletei read it as Brad was the softy. What ever, it should be private.
ReplyDeleteWow, VIP, you have all the goods!
ReplyDeleteUm, any luck on that Andy Garcia thing?