June 27, 2013
This A+ list celebrity/singer says that she once tried to hook up with this formerly married B list celebrity/band member who is the most famous member of his band, despite not being the singer. She said the hookup was a disaster because he kept wanting to try on her clothes and was not interested in sex.
Katy Perry/Pete Wentz
I would pay to watch this.
ReplyDeletefor Pete's sake
ReplyDeleteDon't all emo douches try on their girl's clothes?
ReplyDeleteI like Pete. I do not like KP. I am glad he didn't want to have sex with her!
ReplyDeleteShe obviously has no issue with boys who kissed boys and liked it.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the best Big Brother show ever.
ReplyDeleteShe is a fashion plate after all.
ReplyDeleteShould have seen this coming. Back when Pete Wentz was married; he frequently swapped clothes with the wifey.
ReplyDeleteOh, c'mon. ANYONE with access to THE whipped cream brassiere is gonna want to try it on.
ReplyDeleteYOU CAN SHOOT PEOPLE WITH WHIPPED CREAM!
It's like: Lisa Frank meets Disney meets Christmas!
She sucked on SNL this week. She looked like an amateur at karaoke.
ReplyDeleteEither way, his current girlfriend is the definition of "babe." Good lord, she is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteSo she will be cool with her hookups going public with details of their encounters with her??? WTF- keep you mouth shut if you don't want people to do the same to her.
ReplyDeleteI like Pete wentz for the simple fact that he seems like a genuine, honest dude. I can see him owning up to this, shrugging his shoulders, and not giving a damp what people think. More power to him.
ReplyDelete@plokzy I think you forgot a word in there..."panty," perhaps? As in, "not giving a damp panty what people think." ;)
ReplyDeleteLol! Indeed I did, thank you for the correction ;)
ReplyDeleteor is that he was not interested in having sex with her not that he was not interested in sex
ReplyDeleteHow did he father a child if he isn't interested in THOSE tits?
ReplyDeleteIt was prob one of those where you go to hang out after a fun night, totally oblivious to the fact that the other person was expecting some light penetration. This has happened to me on multiple occasions. Seriously, since when did "yeah let's watch the walking dead!" turn into "yeah I don't want to be able to walk tomorrow!"?
ReplyDeleteHer clothes are more like costumes. Who wouldn't want to try on something with spinning peppermint tits? He can sleep with busty saucer eyed groupies anytime. But spinning peppermint tits? Dude decided to strike while the iron was hot.
ReplyDeleteI hate that I know this, but her first single "You're So Gay" was about Pete.
ReplyDeleteI hate that I know this, but her first single "You're So Gay" was about Pete.
ReplyDelete@jsierra: you need to find a dude with better technique. You should be walkin with a bounce in your step the next day.
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