Saturday, October 26, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

January 20, 2011

This almost A list always foreign born movie actor was dining at a restaurant two nights ago with his B list movie actress significant other. When our actor saw who was serving them, our actor told his significant other they could ask for another waiter because it turns out our actor had slept with the waiter. His significant other replied, "Oh, its ok, I slept with him too."

The actress has slipped down to B-/C+ and is a new mom but not with the boyfriend in the blind who makes his living off one franchise now


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  1. Jude law sienna miller

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  4. That's kinda funny.

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  5. What franchise is Jude Law from?

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  6. Always foreign born? Lol, enty.

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  7. Always foreign born? Lol, enty.

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  8. Reminds me of Caberet!

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  9. That waiter must be hot.

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  10. Why would you want a new server just because you schtupped him? Depending upon how good you were you may end up with better service and maybe a comped beverage or two.

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  11. Gerard Depardieu... then he ran up and down the restaurant in a drunken rage

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  12. It's always sad to see a relationship fail but this one was inevitable. This A+ celebrity/actress/singer/hostess wanted to go on with the show, but her A++ list celebrity co-host was having nothing to do with it. She put the moves on him nearly every day and there wasn't enough green in his contract to put up with the sexual harassment he was forced to endure. He's not the only one who she was a bear to work with, though. Other crewmembers put up with her gonzo ways and were happy when our co-host said this is it. Our hostess was distraught and flew to Sweden to "have work done on her teeth" which we all know is a tenuous way of saying rhinoplasty or lipo.

    Our celebrity also had an affair with a chef who guested on the show and liked bacon. It wasn't me because I can only cook with vodka.

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  13. I know the answer to that ive its VIP and Original Enty of course

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  14. i guess that Enty dinnered with them to know that (roll eyes)

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  15. somewhere in Vancouver b/c all actors film there and eat at same restaurants. and do same waiters apparently.

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  16. Jude law does a wide range of work. Not him.

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  17. Daniel Craig and Rachel Weiz

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