November 3, 2008
Well costumes can be fun for everyone. This actually happened the night prior to Halloween, but costumes were still worn. Our B list actor who used to be an A list action hero was at a party with someone everyone assumed to be his girlfriend. His girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous, but this person was wearing a Sue Storm from Fantastic Four mask so no one could tell. Throughout the night the pair spent more and more time groping and kissing in a corner and on a couch and less time mingling. It was during one of these makeout groping sessions later in the evening that the mask slipped off the woman and it was discovered our action star was with another guy.
He is having quite the comeback lately and is definitely back up to A. He has a child. Connection to Ben Affleck.
QUESTION:
ReplyDeleteSo when Akon decides to take it a step beyond voyuerism...and crosses that threshold to hell and shatters one innocent child's entire life for a moment of perverse vomit-inducing gratuity...will you - Mr. Enty - simply shake your head at this horrible atrocity as everyone else does?
Or...will you follow the oath of both moral imperative and law - and actually report this sick fucksack to an authority (or Dateline NBC?) to investigate him?
But gee - he's not doing anything wrong is he? They never are...until they do.
Isn't it ironic how people always yell about privacy rights, personal freedoms, etc...until you end up reading in the paper about a Polly Klass or other poor child whose life was destroyed by a predator. Then it's always some assdrip pusblister like Nancy Grace or Greta or somebody crying about "nobody stopped this monster" - as their ratings increase.
If ANYONE has proof of a crime agaisnt a child and does NOT turn them in for investigation? May your own hell never cease. I have a woodchipper with your name on it.
I doubt Akon is making a coffeetable book of images to sell. I wonder what his Internet browsing history looks like.
I doubt if Akon is even as "innocent" as Michael Jackson in his twisted logic of childhood lost. It's probably something far more nefarious and insidious. More along the lines of R. Kelly. But hey? Since he's famous, black, and has done duets with Beyonce? He gets a pass huh?
Mankind has lost its mind.
Amy fucking Adams
ReplyDeleteALMOST REVEALS = BORING!!!!!
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What a rush!
ReplyDeleteSeriously faux-enties, enough with the almost reveals. Fuck the fucking almost reveals.
ReplyDeleteWhy won't a witch wear a flat hat?
ReplyDeleteBecause there is no point in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
ReplyDeletecrazy day. plus, amm I the only one who doesnt know what the hell Hmmmm is on about?
ReplyDeleteRocket Catapulta, Ulala Resulta!
DeleteAuntlicky you spelled it wrong, it's
DeleteHimmmm
No more almost reveals!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBoycott almost reveals!!!
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ReplyDeleteYES - LIES!!!!!
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Boycott almost reveals
ReplyDeleteCome to Freddy.
ReplyDeleteNo Hmmmmmm today. That is Himmmmmmm posting to sound like Hmmmmmmmm. It's Sock Puppet Thursday. Who the Hell is Akon?
ReplyDeleteHe's a konvict
DeleteHimmmm=Himmmm
DeleteWa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do
ReplyDelete@auntliddy These Himmmm posts are copies of posts from long ago, and this Himmmm is not the original Himmmm. It's the troll who went off its meds again.
ReplyDelete@topper I had my vitamins this morning, thank you.
DeleteDead. Dead, dead, deadski.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a vampire's favorite holiday?
ReplyDeleteFangsgiving.
He's connected to Ben? So instead of a kiss from a Rose he was making out with Mr.Jones?
ReplyDeleteToo bad no one got a photograph.
I feel like I joined the party way too late and have no idea what's going on. Although I have just googled Akon and nos know who he is. So that's something new I learned today.
ReplyDeleteCrissus Crossus, Tangus Knottus!
DeleteJeremy Renner (was in "The Town" with Ben Affleck and his supposed girlfriend just had a baby a couple of months ago.)
ReplyDeleteAre these blind reveals weak or what? I had at least 70 more people turn out for my funeral.
ReplyDelete...cornuts are a bitch
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ReplyDeleteSo I am confused - how do you make out with someone with a full on Halloween Mask on - I am guessing it was not one of those cheap bungie around the head ones so a pull over the head mask..and umm how the hell do you not see it is a guy in a sue storm costume? Her costume was skin tight lycra.
ReplyDeleteAllow me to explain: the costume was in actual fact made out of a spandex / lycra / polyester blend know to us in "the industry" as splaolly. You probably aren't aware of it because there is a huge lypolspan (lycra/polyester/spandex) lobby in DC making sure that no-one knows about the benefits of spalaolly. It will accomodate extra large penises and make them look like vaginas. It's a conspiracy.
DeleteAww shucks, thanks guys! (as he stands with hands in pockets and kicks rocks on the ground).
ReplyDeleteI assure you that while I lead an interesting life - and work with many interesting folks - I'm just like each of you. We all strive, love, dream, and lose just the same. I'm not especially famous - but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Seriously - thanks for the well wishes and consideration. It's not lost on me that absolute strangers can muster care and empathy to another stranger. You guys never fail to prove what's best about us all. It's called humanity. (Though a lil snark is fun now and then).
I'll not be a stranger - I promise. 'Til then? My hat in hand - I bow to you all. Be safe, and smile a little. No matter how bad your worries, debts, or pressures? That sun will rise tomorrow. Just never give up ;-)
Give my regards to Charlie Chaplin when you bow at his grave tonight himmm
ReplyDeleteVin D...only cause I can't stand him.
ReplyDeleteAlmost reveals are worthless. I strongly disapprove.
ReplyDeleteWoooooooooooo
Helloooo, Matt Damon!
ReplyDeleteAndy Warhol
ReplyDeleteBoo! no more almost reveals!
ReplyDeleteTrick or treat,
ReplyDeletesmell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
I like turtles
ReplyDeleteAs if the original Himmm wasn't some troll who was off his meds.
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