Blind Item #9
This former A+list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where h likes to dress as Satan and roleplay with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home.
This former A+list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where h likes to dress as Satan and roleplay with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:30 AM
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Mel
ReplyDeleteMel is kind of a religious zealot and might like to incorporate satan/god roleplaying in his sexual hijinx.
ReplyDeleteThat is so weird, particularly if it's Mel.
ReplyDeletePenn.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is a hot roleplay. I imagine cocaine is involved, making it much more real.
With a cape and stuff? :D I luv that!!!
ReplyDeleteCreepy.
ReplyDeleteCarlos Estevez loves teenagers and porn stars. Got my vote lol
ReplyDeleteI thought Nicholson.
ReplyDeleteNic Cage
ReplyDeleteOh
ReplyDeleteI find this hilarious, not hot. Mostly because I keep picturing Jason Sudeikis or Jon Lovitz as Satan.
ReplyDeleteAKM, do not forget Kids in the Hall Satan...Mark McKinney!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I don't think it's Mel. I think it is Sean Penn.
Mel Gibson is A list now? Nahhh, but bad guesses are better than no guesses. Cuz i got nothin.
ReplyDeleteEnty has commented that like it or not Mel is forever A given his career.
DeleteReally? Well thanks for the info. I dont agree with enty on that one though. I think mel is an A on name recognition though. Hes not done anything recently i dont think...
Deletedid somebody say SATAN??
ReplyDeleteI don't see anything wrong disguising as Satan. Some people disguise as nurses, cops or something like that. The main issue in the BI is that he takes teens (lucky dude) and pornstars (lucky dude too if he takes care of his cock) to fuck in his house.
ReplyDeleteA-hole?! whenever I see that, it always cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteI'm getting the Alec Baldwin vibe from this.
Sean Penn
ReplyDeleteActor, Director, Producer, Writer, & A$$hole
Mel
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson. He was in "Machete Kills."
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who imagined Mel's face on the body of the old man dressed as the devil from Hocus Pocus?
ReplyDeleteCreepy. If i had teenaged daughter in hollywood or environs, id have her lojacked!!
ReplyDeleteThe church is Mel's & is supposedly dedicated to his mother. Almost all the land Mad Mel owns in Malibu is owned by the A.P.Reilly Foundation, which is the maiden name of Mel's mom.
ReplyDeleteI totally used to have the hots for Jack Nicholson especially during the Witches of Eastwick movie. I can imagine him playing that role again. It was kinda sexy to me.
ReplyDeleteBut I wouldn't think he is A list, prob forever A+. I would think Penn is A+ as well. I wouldn't say Sheen is mostly movie. I'll agree with Mel cause I can't think of anyone better.
Sean Penn seems douchey enough to actually do this.
ReplyDeleteCan't see it being Nicholson. If anything, Satan dresses up as Nicholson when he wants to get his freak on!
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