So, I had a little chat with this former A list celebrity and now someone who is trying to take life one day at a time and has been through a whole lot the past five years. She told me one of the funniest anecdotes ever and I'm making it a blind.
A few years ago when our celebrity was at the height of her fame and before it all came crashing to the ground she was and for that matter still is gorgeous. She walked a red carpet and this B-/C+ list actor from a very famous family started talking to her. And then followed her around all night and kept hitting on her and finally convinced our actress to have sex at his hotel. She says that while they were having sex he kept saying, "Forgive me Jesus," the entire time they had sex. Yes, during actual thrusting.
I'd like to think this involves a member from Hanson. M Bop indeed.
ReplyDeleteThe religious Baldwin
ReplyDeleteDonny Osmond? Stephen Baldwin? and Pam?
ReplyDeleteI read it as Stephen Baldwin and VIP agrees! YAY!
ReplyDeleteOf course, Kirk Cameron would be a much better answer, though, but I think it's the Baldwin.
ReplyDeleteAt the beginning of the blind, she is a celebrity. At the end, she is an actress. Taking life one day at a time...alcohol issue?
ReplyDeleteThe guy is an actor, so Osmond and Hanson are out.
I'm guessing that there are celebs out there that know who Enty is. The celeb in this blind will recognise the story and will remember telling it to whomever this Enty is. Also, remeber one of the Entys talking about working for Al Pacino years ago when he 1st came to Hollywood? He mentioned in that story a conversation he had with Al about shoes, and also that once in a while they still run into each other and that Al always remembers him. If Al or anyone on his team or one of his friends reads this site, then there's a pretty good chance that Al Pacino knows who Enty is.
ReplyDeleteEnty isn't realHarry. It'd be like me claiming to know who Santa Claus is because I sent him a letter when I was four.
DeleteI guess we can just ask Al Pacino who Enty is then? Easy Peasy! (winky face)
DeleteRach, I know that Enty isn't real in that there isn't an entertainment lawyer in Los Angeles that is making posts to a celeb gossip blog in between writing contracts in the entertainment industry. I get that. I also know that he isn't a 400 lbs alcoholic that lives in his mother's basement. What I'm saying is that at least one of the writers at CDaN has occassionally written something in such a way that there might be others that will recognise themselves as being the source of the blind or story, recall the conversation, and viola!!! know who "Enty" is. And Sugar, blow me.
DeleteHarry, I was joking! *backs away and avoids eye contact*
DeleteRach, good enough. Didn't realize that you were joking. I'm not always the brightest bulb on the tree. Sugar, you can still blow me though.
DeleteBaldwin is a good guess. How,awkward would that be during sex! Lol
ReplyDeleteMy mum made me sit through those god awful Kirk Cameron dvd's where he "witnesses" to people and scares em into salvation. It wouldn't surprise me (ala Ted Haggard) if he frequented beat toilets. With Benny Hinn.
ReplyDeleteI bet the chick is Tatum O Neal
ReplyDeleteElisabetta Canalis for the celeb? Dating Clooney and DWTS to Steve-O is big drop.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any guesses, but holy cow. Funny/creepy.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like the woman is Pamela Anderson.
ReplyDeleteI feel like if I was the celebrity I would have pushed him off of me & left. That had to be distracting & not at all hot.
ReplyDelete"Enty isn't realHarry."
ReplyDeleteYes, he is. Whether ur-Enty still writes much of the CDAN copy is a matter of debate, but some of the old stuff proves there was once a real Enty. For instance, this sounds like another Estella Warren story. We know that ur-Enty knows Warren quite well because he had all the details about her big public meltdown a few years back before it hit the news.
Why do you think he seems to have so much inside info on the Kardashians and Heidi Klum? There's a reason.
who the fuck are Elizabeth Cannalis and Estella Warren? Couldn't be A list.. any real guesses for the actress?
ReplyDeleteLoving the Kirk Cameron guess. Not sure who the celebrity would be.
ReplyDeleteEstella Warren was pretty close to A-list when Planet of the Apes came out. She modeled as well as acted, thus "celebrity" instead of "actress."
ReplyDeleteJesus B. Profane would you stop trying to make David Berson happen? HE IS NOT ENTY!
ReplyDeleteIn my head, the girl was Britney until I hit "actress."
ReplyDeleteWe're still not counting Crossroads, right?
@Staple611 - Dammit! I had blocked out "Crossroads." Thanks a lot! ;)
ReplyDeleteI come here for entertainment and will read whatever is posted, but I do miss the Carli posts! I loved that Enty/his persona had multiple exes and he was still friendly with one of them.
ReplyDeleteI read this as Jenna Jameson as the chick, but then I saw a recent pic; she looks horrible.. plastic overkill.
ReplyDelete* the past 5 years would describe her quitting porn, domestic violence and losing her kids to her ex.
ReplyDeleteur-Enty namechecked his own damn firm in the blog, and he fits the clues to three decimal places. It's obvious who he is.
ReplyDeleteHere it comes..3-2-1..Someone's gonna be a burrito whore I can just see it!
ReplyDeleteHere it comes..3-2-1..Someone's gonna be a burrito whore I can just see it!
ReplyDeleteDuh one day at a time it's Valerie Bertanelli lol !
ReplyDeleteKirk Cameron isn't from a very famous family.
ReplyDeleteFormer A list- Lindsey?
ReplyDeleteI read this as an old blind about Valerie Harper, though she's an actress and not a celebrity.
ReplyDeleteWhat about someone like Shania Twain?
My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie, "The Wizard of Oz." He talked about it constantly. I thought it was cute at first. On our wedding night, I was a virgin. When we made love - you've seen the movie, haven't you?
ReplyDeleteWell, whenever he - you know, when he came...he would scream out, "Surrender Dorothy!" That's all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!"
Instead of saying something normal like, "Oh, God," or something normal like that. I mean, it was pretty creepy! And I told him I thought so, but he just, he just couldn't stop, he just, he just couldn't stop, he just... couldn't stop.
I love you, @HolidayinCambodia!!
DeleteValerie Bertenelli for the actress because of the One Day at a Time comment.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't people read previous comments around here?
DeleteLuke.wilson
ReplyDeleteLuke Wilson's father ran the PBS affiliate in Dallas. His claim to fame was he was the 1st station in America to run Monty Pythons Flying Circus. His mother was Richard Avedon's assistant and a well known photographer in her own right. They were as cosmopolitan and liberal as it gets for Dallas. I doubt they were laying guilt about sex on their kids.
ReplyDeleteI thought Balthazar Getty for the actor
ReplyDeletewow. talk about mood kill.
ReplyDeleteIm guessing Mark Wahlberg. By his own admission he goes to church daily and his brother is famous so that would qualify him from a famous family.
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