Thursday, October 24, 2013
Blind Item #5
This C list celebrity/model was married to an A+ list mostly movie actor who everyone loves. Well, they did until recently. Now, I think everyone realizes he can be a bit of a player and a diva. Anyway, the sister of his long term significant other is selling a story about the actor for some much needed money. She says the pair had a long term affair and that he even once got her pregnant.
Vanessa Paradis / Johnny Depp / Alysson Paradis
ReplyDeleteDepp and Paradis
ReplyDeleteHow do you do it, VIP?!
ReplyDeleteThat's who I thought of too, but we're they married? Or does that even matter?
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of Johnny Depp as a diva.
ReplyDeleteVIP is the original Enty. I keep saying it, but nobody fukn' believes me =p
ReplyDeleteI dont think everyone loves depp. I dont.
ReplyDeleteAunt - and nobody likes his smell. (except for maybe alley cats)
DeleteSo the sister is slut shaming herself for money so it can't be all bad. While both are awful, the sister looks much worse than the husband imho.
ReplyDeleteHe got the sister pregnant?
ReplyDeleteVIP, we're both wrong on this. Depp and Vanessa weren't married.
ReplyDelete@Kristin I still give it to us. You know how Enty feels about facts ;) The DM probably mislabeled them as being married somewhere
Delete@VIP So shall it be written, so shall it be done. Nice one!
DeleteI read C-list model/whatever and A list who everyone loves and though of Matthew and Camilla, but obviously Johnny Depp fits much better.
ReplyDeleteIn the French speaking world Vanessa Paradis is not known as a model. She is a singer who became an actress who got modelling contracts.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wish we didn't know how much of a douche actors are in real life. I loved JDepp growing up but now he just seems like a sleazy unwashed booze hound.
ReplyDeleteSad.
I was thinking Cindy Crawford/Gere but I think Cindy would rate as "former A" not C
ReplyDelete@Ware
ReplyDeleteNot for nothing but I too have suspected that VIP is ENTY because VIP always knows who the blinds are about.
On topic: Depp is a JERK and Vanessa is better off without him
Vanessa Paradis is A list all over the world, except for the U.S. But that never means anything to any of the Enty's.
ReplyDelete@Essie Vanessa Paradis is not A-list all over the world. I sit, right now, in a European country where Vanessa Paradis is not even D-list.
Deletesleeping with your sister's significant other and then attempting to sell the story. How much does this person HATE their sister??! Damn. Glad I'm an only child.
ReplyDelete@warecat Me too. I also have an idea about who he is. But I am keeping that to myself for now
ReplyDeleteIf VIP is truly VIPBrunette, that will be the best catfish ever!
ReplyDelete(And we can ask her what it's like to kiss Bradley Cooper!)
Oh hell VIP gets up early to read the us showbiz page in the DM (or stays up real late) and tells fake Enty what to put in as BIs via texting so the whole day is ready by 9am eastern.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many ENTY's exist ?
ReplyDeleteBut Depp and Vanessa were never married. It can't be them.
ReplyDeleteAlso...everyone already thinks Johnny is a pig, because he cheated and left her for that other girl. Can't remember her name.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why people are harping on Depp and Paradis not ever being married. Enty regularly fudges the info so as to not make it too easy. Let it slide, it's not that big of a deal.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Bradem and penny with the sister being Monica Cruz?
ReplyDeleteOr Miranda Kerr and Bloom?
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why the old, new or temp Enty's would do a blind only to have one of them answer first. That don't make no sense. I just think VIP is extraordinarily gifted or has so much time on her hands she can actually read the DM early. Whatever, she's keeping FFF alive and we CANNOT LOSE her. Be cool guys!
ReplyDeleteAnd later the term "long-term significant other" is used rather than wife or spouse.
ReplyDeleteNice sister.
ReplyDeleteEnty doesn't need to fudge the facts to make his blinds harder to guess. Fudging the grammar already serves that purpose.
ReplyDeleteYou don't think Johnny has the money to pay the sister off? I call bs.
ReplyDeleteI also know someone with inside knowledge of the Depp/Paradis relationship. She's best friends with one of their nanny's. Vanessa and her mom were described as a battle-axes and he just mainly played with the kids.
ReplyDeleteI can see this. I’ve heard she’s a bitch that’s stinks.
DeleteI've seen Vanessa Paradis in movies. She's a really good actor, and yeah, she was primarily a singer first. So, sorry VIP, but this description absolutely can't be her.
ReplyDelete*OF her. I need a nap.
ReplyDeleteSister should have had the baby and then she'd have a whole lot of money. Especially if this is about Johnny Depp.
ReplyDeleteMakes sense, though. The French can forgive a mistress or two. But one's sister? Non.
ReplyDeleteWhen a couple is together that long & has a family I don't think it matters if they signed legal papers - still considered/described as
ReplyDeletemarried (like Brangelina).