Thursday, October 31, 2013
Blind Item #3
This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity looking for something to do says he has no drug issues but he was a no show at an event at night this week. His significant other made excuses saying he was tired but she told one of her friends that he would just rather stay inside and use than go out.
What kind of monster is safe to put in a washing machine?
ReplyDeleteA wash and wear wolf.
Well, looks like I'm next. Good thing, too. I gotta do a photo shoot for GQ in about an hour and a half. Yeah, they've been after me for months. Doin' some underwear deal. I don't know what...
ReplyDeleteI'll give him something to do....in his dreams!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
ReplyDeleteShe witch-hiked!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Jonas.
ReplyDeleteRawr!
DeleteZack Effron scares me.
ReplyDeleteOh, I know what you're asking me. Can I be scary. What do you think of this? You like it?
DeleteNope, Joe Jonas
DeleteEnty sometimes people really do stay home to wash and brush their merkin! That's called a merkin over twerkin night.
ReplyDeleteI think I scared off Renoblondee. Reno, come back! I don't bite.
ReplyDeleteWoo-oo-oo-ooo!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the ghost go into the bar?
ReplyDeleteFor the Boos.
Unless you're into that sort of thing
ReplyDeleteI AM. Reno can join. I don't mind a group
DeleteI dont think it can be the Jonas guy. He does not say he doesnt have substance abuse issues. He knows he does.
ReplyDeleteNo Beetlejuice, I don't. This is my least favorite day of the year, and you creeps are ruining it for me.
ReplyDeleteI cried as a child watching your movie.
Why isn't Enty posting about happy fun non-scary celebrities today? Where is Tori Spelling?
I promise I won't bite
DeleteHARD.
Woooooooo....
ReplyDeleteNo one cares about tweeners, current or former. Get better blinds like I used to write.
Woooooo....
Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do
ReplyDeleteCome to Freddy
ReplyDelete1.2. Freddy's coming for you.
ReplyDelete3.4. Better lock your door...
MacCauley Culkin
ReplyDeleteNot Culkin, no significant other. He's bi and since Mila left he's floated between some guys and girls, no one serious. I think that skank Hailey might of done him, he has the best shit.
DeleteHere's the Himmmm deal:
ReplyDeleteMany years ago this account was started by 4 guys who were all pals and worked together DEEP inside the biz. Two were famous (rock star and movie star) and the other two were true creative geniuses. Over the years, 3 of them posted on this one account on CDAN. Think of it like Menudo (but without gay Latinos). In a way, we were all Himmmm. Kind of like V in V for Vendetta.
The poor bastard (lol) getting all the heat who was supposedly outed as "him" took the heat to protect ME and my career/privacy. He used to work with me, and his family is part of the biz too. He's an amazing writer, producer, director and musician. He's the pal who got me hooked on Blinds because his family goes back DEEP into old, old Hwood. As in the OLDEST Hwood ever. He's from back East/South, and could explode your brain with the stuff HE knows about real HWood.
Pretty much nobody but me has posted here in the last year (except my CTO who was HimJacker and my wife as Herrrr). Otherwise, it's me. I don't have time to do this all day every day, but try to chime in when I can. It's the only vice I can get away with :-)
We had a serious meeting after this crap spread because it could cause REAL WORLD issues for all of us, especially ME. Err, I mean Himmm. Which IS me. (Shit, I sound like Ted C. now!).
Anyway, people can speculate all they want. That's their right. I will never come out and say my name, and I'll retire this hobby first. Some on CDAN know who I am, and I thank them for their secret-keeping. I am NOT any better or more special than ANY of you (Maja, BigMama, Reno, RocketQ, etc.). I do this for fun, and occasionally to try and right some wrongs (even my own). I don't use an anon name because it's false info I share...I have to be anon because it is TRUE!
I won't come to your homes or offices and ask for your ID if you don't demand the same from me. Sometimes it's like hotdogs...they taste great, but you NEVER wanna watch them be made!
I digress. Back to the snark, shock, and love.
(PS - Thanks T.G. for taking one for the team. We won't forget it buddy! ;-)
Nobody believes you. You were a plant and everyone knows it.
DeleteWhat did the Fox say?
ReplyDeleteNot now ironman
ReplyDeleteNot scared off. Had class. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
DeleteJoe Jonas and his creepy chick with the weird accent through the best H parties, the only thing that sucks is that old parasite Wilmer is always there, that guy is such a sleaze. I will light his ass on fire. I can and I will.
ReplyDeleteDon't know who this blind is about could be anyone, more shocking would be who's NOT using. Whatever.
I enjoy the Freddie quotes actually! He's my fave.
ReplyDeleteNicotina how can you NOT be scared looking at Tori Spelling?
ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeleteFinally an enty that knows the difference between then and than¡ what a happy halloween =/
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