Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Blind Item #3
This former B list mostly movie actor who has become a walking parody of himself and is more famous for an ex than his acting got into a fight with his neighbor during the middle of the night because our actor was swimming in the neighbor's pool naked. The actor has his own pool but says he wanted some quiet. The actor was drunk out of his mind and was collected by his equally odd girlfriend before the neighbor called the police.
Is this the same person who left a chokito in someone's pool?
ReplyDeleteCorey Feldman. Ex is Michael Jackson. FTW. Go ahead and take the day off VIP. I got this
ReplyDeleteRosie : you are a feminist AND gossip icon. Hats off gurrrrrrl.
ReplyDeletedavid arquette
ReplyDeleteEva - I concur. David Arquette!
DeleteTom Green?
ReplyDeleteIf I could come up with a famous ex I'd say Randy Quaid, even if his pool is some public fountain.
ReplyDeletelol mark! Randy Quaid! What happened there!!
ReplyDeletethink Quaid hiding out in Canada as he and his equally daffy wife think there is some sort of conspiracy against them in USA. All can say is, sorry Canada~
ReplyDeleteThey are in canada because there are arrest warrants for them in the USA. Also the conspiracy stuff.
DeleteThat's why I always keep a Baby Ruth in my pool. Keeps out the drunken celebrities.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Phillipe but Arquette really does fit so much better.
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ReplyDeleteRussell Brand.
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is. I'd totes wee wee in their pool.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know who Arquettes g/f is?? Russell Brand fits something like this too.
ReplyDeleteRussell Brand is the off cuts when I detangle my puppies dags.
DeleteExcept Russell has been sober for years.
Delete@ auntliddy, it's ok Canada can take Randy. please don't hold us accountable for the Beibs..
ReplyDeleteJina: we do not in any way hold you Canadians responsible for anything. Aside from the chicken lady.
DeleteArquette. God this guy, he is so deeply messed up.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think, Arquette is on the "Dream School" show.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...this could be both Tom Green and Russell Brand.
ReplyDeleteNicholas Cage. But is he still married?
ReplyDeleteRach: although Canadians happily will take credit for back bacon, syrup, poutine.. hell we'll even take some credit for o'l shatner.. "lucy.. in.. the sky.. with ..diamonds.."
ReplyDeleteI'm on the David Arquette train. The guy is a mess, and he needs to straighten his ass out before he leaves his little girl without a Daddy.
ReplyDeleteAnd Russ doesnt have a girlfriend. He has a harem and fuck buddies, LOL
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I read this as the American Pie dude, he and his wife are ODD> remember the photo's of him sucking her tits on Twitter and the random talk about inviting hookers?
I just wouldn't know what famous ex (there is none) and the fact that in the blind the lady is called girlfriend instead of wife.
Robert Pattinson Does he still act, or does he just go from bar to bar?
ReplyDeleteBilly Bob.
ReplyDeletePattinson. Wasn't there a blind or story of him naked in his pool with loud music and a neighbor came to complain but shut up after realizing who it was; and that he was nude.
ReplyDeleteSean peen.
ReplyDelete@Shit You Can't Buy someone posted pics of him sucking his wife's breasts on Twitter?! People have lost their minds.
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be either Arquette or Billy Bob
ReplyDeleteAoife; Sadly, to make it even worse, he posted them himself:O
ReplyDeleteAnd he also did a whacked out interview about him buying hookers and his wife loving it.
I was like WTFFF!
(looked up his name, Jason Biggs I mean, lead char in American Pie movies).