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This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a B lister now. He does still have A list name recognition. He is currently filming a movie and is not being the most cooperative actor. Apparently he does a lot of mediating which mostly involves him smoking bong after bong of pot. He also does a lot of yoga which mostly involves him getting massages from naked women. All of this has contributed to blown schedules and a lot of crew members who already hated the guy to begin with because of his reputation for liking no one but women who were actively hitting on him at all times. This will be revealed for sure. I hate this guy.
Has Richard Gere dropped down to B list?
ReplyDeleteDolphins cried at your hate Enty. Now put those dragon and unicorn posters back where they belong, Pink Floyd on repeat, and cram that come nice and tight
ReplyDeleteCONE! Autocorrect you're bogarting my high dude
DeleteOwen Wilson
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MerryB : I like your odds.
DeleteHe must be mediating with Woody Harrelson with all that pot.
ReplyDeleteAnd the gerbil. Who's a total drug pig. Once he washes all the lube off.
DeleteThis is just too, too vague for me!
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke is filming two movies.
ReplyDeletealmost all of them
ReplyDeleteWoody was my first thought, too, FSP, but he doesn't have anything in production right now.
ReplyDeleteHe's filming Mockingjay in Atlanta right now, so I think he's a good guess.
DeleteDoes Enty hate Woody?
ReplyDeleteRourke for the win.
Enty hates everyone? Except Shia's mum. And Big Bird.
ReplyDeleteRichard Gere is filming right now and it sounds like him but prob could be a bunch of people..
ReplyDeleteHe does a lot of mediating?
ReplyDeleteI do not think that word means what you think it means.
Hahaha. Good stuff
DeleteLou: made me think of There's something about Mary : "he was masturbating!"
DeleteIs he mediating or meditating?
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey
ReplyDeleteI hope the mediating isn't binding.....
ReplyDeleteMatthew McConahay however-the-hell-you-spell-his-name?
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson?
ReplyDelete"Mediating?" Perhaps you mean Meditating?
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford?
ReplyDeleteI got a good chuckle out of "mediating". Maybe the actor should smoke more hits off his bong so he can solve his conflicts with the crew.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha! Some transcendental mediation could solve the world's problems!
DeleteFor some reason this screams Keanu to me
ReplyDeleteI could see this being Woody Harrelson. I like that guess.
ReplyDeleteThis just screams Matthew Mc whatever....idk exactly why. But I can totally see that.
ReplyDelete"Smoking bong after bong of pot." Yeah, this writer is a fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteAshton Kutcher?
ReplyDeleteWill Smith?
Owen Wilson.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Enty hated him. He's in a world of sh!t right now, how many more child support checks is it gonna take to make him stop being an (unprotected) d!ck.
Just one missed "c" makes a difference, huh?
ReplyDeleteOwen or Woody. I'll go Owen, only b/c of the part about being hated. But sure Woody's, uhh, "medicating" too. With other castmates, I'd guess!00000000
I see this as either Matthew McConaughey or (just to throw in something different) Robert Pattinson. I actually love Robert Pattinson, because he seems like such a mess and doesn't really care about anything, but I imagine that'd make him impossible to work with.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Woody, Owen & Matthew were hated by crew members. I know Woody smokes a lot of dope & meditates but didn't think he was hated.
ReplyDeleteColin Farell?
ReplyDeleteShia LaDouche
ReplyDeleteBale is filming Exodus in Spain.
ReplyDelete"smoking bong after bong of pot"
ReplyDeletewritten by a nonsmoker obviously.
And for the record, when reading these comments there is nothing more annoying/unfunny than the jokey RDJ or Betty White guesses. It's stupid AND OLD so stfu.
Val Kilmer
ReplyDelete"Mediating?"
ReplyDeleteYou mean, he's an officer of the court as a side job?
Maybe a little more proofing, Enty?
Russell Crow??
ReplyDeleteSteven Segal? He likes to pretend he's buddhist and he's a huge douche.
ReplyDeleteKevin Costner
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