Blind Item #2
The girlfriend of this former almost A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee who is now a punch line to a lot of jokes is so forgetful that he left her naked and tied up for hours because he had got up to go to the bathroom during sex and then became distracted with something else.
Gary Busey
ReplyDeleteAll i could think of was hilaria but i know that is pretty off base
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke
ReplyDeleteNick Nolte
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson
ReplyDeleteMel G
ReplyDeleteJack Palance and Ruth Buzzi
ReplyDeleteOkay, I would have freaked out and torn the bed to pieces trying to get out. Holy shit.
ReplyDeleteAdrien Brody is my guess.
ReplyDeleteThose two need a safe word.
ReplyDeleteAnd which bathroom did he go to and how far away was it?! I mean, wouldn't he have just gone in the master bath and wouldn't she have realized he was puttering around in there or stopped him when he came out?!
Are Kevin Bacon and the woman whose name I forgot married?
ReplyDeleteOr Sean Penn, Enty outed him several times as an old dude who tries to pick up young chicks DESPERATELY.
ReplyDelete^therefore jokeworthy
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson
ReplyDeleteIs there some reason Enty or they that purport to be Enty can't proofread anything at least once.
ReplyDeleteIt's okay to use more than one sentence. Really it is. The grammar is getting more and more atrocious.
Takes rime to jerk off sitting on the toilet. Shut happens
ReplyDeleteCuba Gooding, Jr.
ReplyDeleteCertainly reminds me of a story I believe Steve Guttenberg used to tell. Back in the day when he was hot he picked up a girl in a bar and went back to her apartment. Apparently both were high as a kite, I forget if it was booze, drugs or both, and he tied her up. Through their daze they realized they had no condoms and he stumbled down to the car to get some, leaving her tied up (he was only going to be a minute right!). Returning to the apartment building from his car he suddenly realized he didn't know what her apartment was, didn't know what floor it was on and didn't even know remember her name. He had to wake up the building superintendent and tell him that somewhere amongst the 200-300 apartments was a naked girl tied to a bed. The super wasn't amused, nor was the girl when they found her several hours later.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Scary. Stupid. HILARIOUS. Thanks. Got a belly laugh out of that. Shocked he would tell the story. But thanks.
DeleteSecond the Gary Busey guess. He's a mental shell of who he once was.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...I know a couple that played such games. The wife had the hubby tied, and decided to tease him by leaving the room for a while. She fell asleep on the couch, leaving him tied all night.
ReplyDeleteFunny that Enty calls HER forgetful. :P
ReplyDeleteDeniro.
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