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This A list female television talk show host should really try and avoid going out to events alone. It turns out her the world thinks he's great husband has a little someone he has been meeting a couple of times a week for a few hours each time. He thinks he's sneaking in unnoticed but the doorman has a very good idea who the man is and also a very good idea what the woman he is seeing does for a living.
Umm...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha so true.
DeleteI think someone is fucking a doorman who's also a prostitute, and his wife is on The View/Talk/Real. Something like that...lol
DeleteHasselcrack
Ripa and Mark Consuelos.
DeleteI'm pretty sure that the CDAN writers do this on purpose, but for the life of me I can't think of any reason to butcher the English language like this.
ReplyDeleteHasselbeck?
ReplyDeleteKathie Lee? We know he cheated before, but he must be 80 or deceased by now?
I think frank is a bit addled. You never see him in public and havent for a while. I dont watch her idiot show, so i dont know if she still blathers about him.
Delete+1 @ Harry
ReplyDeleteKelly Ripa
ReplyDeleteKelly ripa
ReplyDeleteCan anyone explain this?
ReplyDeleteRipa/consuelos
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ReplyDeleteLotta, I think somebody done got cheated on with a prostitute. He is a regular customer who thinks nobody sees him come in & out (*snicker*), his wife is an A-list TSH who likes to pretend all is well.
ReplyDeleteI think this might help "It turns out her 'the world thinks he's great' husband..."
ReplyDeleteI've always thought there was more to the
ReplyDeleteRipa/Consuelos marriage than meets the eye
WTAF?
ReplyDelete"..her the world thinks he's.."
C'mon, man!
No, I didn't come in only to bitch about grammar, but goddammit - this is too stupid to ignore. If you don't have time to type, just don't frickin bother. Why insult people by posting incoherent gibberish?
And thanks, I already read DListed & TheSuperficial and everything else. I come here for blinds. I occasionally expect to understand them. Eff me, right?!
Consuelos has always been sleazy, but I'm pretty sure she knows it.
@rajahcat The scuttlebutt I've always picked up was that they were swingers and that Mark is open to bi-play. Kelly could be too but that never gets mentioned.
ReplyDeleteJulie Chen?
ReplyDeleteMe no talk good this English I was born with...
ReplyDeleteDon't they have kids?!?!?! I get the "cheating-on-wife" thing but when you have kids aren't you cheating on them too? It's no good bringing up kids in a house of lies. Sad.
ReplyDeleteYeah with a doorman it's a New York couple, I could buy the Ripa/Consuelos guess
ReplyDeleteEven I, who speak and write English awfully, think that this post's grammar is caused by the US Gov shutdown.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about American talk hosts either, so I won't air my guesses.
Kelly & Mark...
ReplyDeleteobviously Kelly and Mark. everybody talks about them as the perfect couple.
ReplyDeleteI thought Mark was having an affair with Jessica Seinfeld...is that old news?
ReplyDeleteIm so excited - Mr Ripa is knocking it out with a chunky sweet hooker who doesn't bother with SoulCycle and has an innie belly button that goes on for days... get it Mark!
ReplyDeleteI tried to make this the Hasselbacks but failed so I'm joining the Consuelos group.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Wendy Williams but I don't believe people think she has a great husband.
ReplyDeletewell Mark certainly is a pretty boy.....
ReplyDeletehmmmmm
I thought Consuelos was a gay boy
ReplyDeleteSeriously? I think I'd rather all entys blinds be in Ted-speak. At least then there's a possibility of understanding them.
ReplyDeleteYes, it might be clearer to just write the blind about Tinky Sparkle-Pants and her husband, Sid Beefaroni,
ReplyDeleteKelly Ripa.
ReplyDeleteI am on the edge of my seat, waiting to read Massive G's take on this.
In my building, the doormen/parking attendants know everything.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Ren and Stimpy: "He don't speak English none too good".
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