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So much to say in one tiny blind item. This singer/celebrity used to be almost A list. In her country she was A+ list but here was probably a B+. Then she kept wandering around in circles and had some personal issues and now she is just a name and that all happened within the past few years. She is drinking again which is never good. She also is married but it didn't stop her from having a naked rendezvous in the back of a limo with this former A list celebrity/singer from a totally different genre who is also married and is probably a B+ although his fans would kill me for dropping him below an A.
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Sand wetch*
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ReplyDeleteMale Singer Dave Matthews. So much to say is a line from one of his songs.
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ReplyDeletenot dave...first off has twins about 6/7years of age so would say married with kids...and he is discreet with FAR better taste
Dave Matthews is a ho that likes his girls under 25. I think his music sucks and he is easily a B, def not an A.
ReplyDeleteMy friend's ( who's also an actress) brother sells him weed and he's always asking him to find some hound girls too. My friend's brother is a dealer not a pimp!
Anyway don't know or care who this is, two married celebs got busy in a limo.....yawn......
@carriegrace that's good stuff
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It's a crazy world - someone should sell tickets.
Hell, I'd buy one.
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