This female celebrity chef/talk show host has gone to Playboy and asked to appear in an issue. Topless. It is not the first time she has tried to shake things up. I'm still getting over the first time though.
Rachael Ray did do that shoot for Maxim years ago and, through the magic of trick photography and Photoshop, made her look attractive. But there's absolutely no way that even the mad geniuses at Playboy could turn her sad little beesting tits into anything anyone could successfully masturbate to.
So I'm thinking Padma. She did a lingerie shoot for Playboy about a year ago.
The other day I knew there is some American famous chef called Something Hoffmann. She and Giada could perfectly go in Playboy. Perhaps they aren't as young as they should, but they are quite wankable.
College boy came home from class today, and brought baby sister breakfast, because she has a change of season cold right now. (I know, everyone say ahhhhhhhh sweet! LOL)
Anyhoo, I fell back asleep and Rachel Ray's tv show was on (and of course she was screeching per usual) and College boy said "Boy Rachel got chubby!"
And yes, I did giggle. (he still gets brownie points for bringing baby sister breakfast!)
Giada has great boobs, but she is already on the cover of Ladies Home Journal for November.
So after rambling, I agree with Jason, I think it is Padma. She is such a little attention ho!
Gotta be RR..She's so "innocent" and her stock is totally dropping. Padma is still hot enough to bang some old billionaire and get $$ from him so she doesn't need to show her tatas or her lala.
Lakshmi and Frankel are definitely not chefs (no matter what Frankel's resume says).
For that matter, Ray isn't a chef either, but this is her. She's definitely feeling eclipsed these days by all the other, prettier Food Network food personalities, and she did do that ridiculous Maxim spread when she started out. I think she thinks doing Playboy will make her seem "sexy." Uh huh.
Giada (praying I never see Rachel Ray nekkid)
ReplyDeletePaula Deen
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Bethenny Frankel. Chef, talk show host, posed nude for PETA.
ReplyDeleteBethenny?
ReplyDeleteAnne Burrell
ReplyDeleteMartha Stewart
ReplyDeleteRachael Ray did do that shoot for Maxim years ago and, through the magic of trick photography and Photoshop, made her look attractive. But there's absolutely no way that even the mad geniuses at Playboy could turn her sad little beesting tits into anything anyone could successfully masturbate to.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm thinking Padma. She did a lingerie shoot for Playboy about a year ago.
The other day I knew there is some American famous chef called Something Hoffmann.
ReplyDeleteShe and Giada could perfectly go in Playboy. Perhaps they aren't as young as they should, but they are quite wankable.
College boy came home from class today, and brought baby sister breakfast, because she has a change of season cold right now. (I know, everyone say ahhhhhhhh sweet! LOL)
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, I fell back asleep and Rachel Ray's tv show was on (and of course she was screeching per usual) and College boy said "Boy Rachel got chubby!"
And yes, I did giggle. (he still gets brownie points for bringing baby sister breakfast!)
Giada has great boobs, but she is already on the cover of Ladies Home Journal for November.
So after rambling, I agree with Jason, I think it is Padma. She is such a little attention ho!
It's that good looking blonde lesbian who is a Top Chef
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Bethenny and who want to see a skeleton naked??
ReplyDeleteRachel Ray
ReplyDeleteMayhaps Marcela Valladolid? With the "shake things up" being the affair with Paul Hollywood?
ReplyDeleteGeez, I'm embarrassed I can even make such a guess. Too much FoodTV/Cooking Channel.
I wish Rachel Ray would drop off the planet and take Miley and all Kardashians with her.
ReplyDeleteIain "Huewey" Hewitson.
ReplyDeleteI saw "celebrity chef" and "Playboy" and I thought (hoped) Nigella Lawson. Damn, I want to see her English muffin.
ReplyDeleteRachel Ray is the first one to pop--disturbingly--into my mind.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Rachel Ray, and the other event was the Maxim spread. I can't see this as that popular, though...
ReplyDeleteYour lips to gods ears Chief2224. I just once want to see Nigella topless...Great googly moogly!!
ReplyDeleteGotta be RR..She's so "innocent" and her stock is totally dropping. Padma is still hot enough to bang some old billionaire and get $$ from him so she doesn't need to show her tatas or her lala.
ReplyDeleteLakshmi and Frankel are definitely not chefs (no matter what Frankel's resume says).
ReplyDeleteFor that matter, Ray isn't a chef either, but this is her. She's definitely feeling eclipsed these days by all the other, prettier Food Network food personalities, and she did do that ridiculous Maxim spread when she started out. I think she thinks doing Playboy will make her seem "sexy." Uh huh.