Blind Item #10
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is back up to B list after a stint in the C list area was approached by a larger woman the other day and she started flirting with him and he said he "only talked to skinny." Women? Is that a person? He couldn't be talking about body shapes after what he used to look like.
I'm not defending him for being an asshole, but that whole "how can you not be attracted to X because you're X, too?" argument is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteThat's like saying all men should be gay because they're men, too.
I'm a fat piece of shit but my personal taste in women is skinny to the point of emaciation.
I'm talking Auschwitz chic, here.
But I still wouldn't purposely be an asshole to a larger woman who was coming on to me. I'd do my best to spare her feelings while making it clear I have my type.
I think it is more about him being an ass when he used to be fat himself.
DeleteVal Kilmer is the only one I can think of.
ReplyDeleteI live in NM. The stories I've heard about his behavior in Santa Fe fits this. He was a huge bar troll in the day.
DeleteI don't think it is the attraction thing it is the fact that he was just so rude given he is either still a fat slob or a recently former fat slob you'd think he'd suffered the same rudeness because no doubt he's been told he's too fat by women, skinny and fat, and men and ridiculed in the press.
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill. Leo is rubbing off on him.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't say foreign-born, but both Gerard Butler and Russell Crowe have been given crap about how they went from hot to not. I could totally see Crowe mouthing off like that. He's a talented actor but a major douche.
ReplyDeleteGood guess
DeleteJonah hill..if ever A or A+which i doubt
ReplyDeletebut he is a collosal asshole like that
So EK, you must love Hallowe'en and all those skeletons.
ReplyDeleteJason Segal lost a LOT of weight recently but I'd like to think he's not that jerky.
ReplyDeleteStating clearly what interests you & what doesn't isn't offensive to me, personally. I wouldn't be offended if someone said they were more strongly attracted to Asian women or peanut butter or a certain brand of vodka. (Belvedere Intense). Probably just me.
ReplyDeleteIt would offend me, not because he prefers skinny. But because he said he only talks to skinny. But then I would realize what a shallow f**ker he is and laugh all the way to some way hotter dude who likes big boobies.
Delete...unless it's Jonah Hill, who offends me every time he speaks if it's not scripted. Jerk.
ReplyDelete@Evil Why even make it clear that you have a type that's obviously not HER type? Might as well call her fat while you're at it.
ReplyDeleteHow about you take it as a compliment that someone was interested at all? Most women I know, myself included, aren't attracted to overweight men but there are more tactful ways of handling it. Matter of fact, as I was just reminded, one of my dearest friends was a very overweight man who was hitting on me one night. I say was, because he's lost a ton of weight. We were introduced and I was gracious. Turned out to be one of the nicest guys in the world and have been friends for 20 years.
I think Jonah Hill too. This is the End was pretty popular this summer so I can see the B list rating. Was he ever A though?
ReplyDeleteI frankly can't imagine any human being saying that.
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, he's a tool. You can state your preferences without being a d* about it. Or you can do this...
ReplyDeleteI'm always gracious when hit on. No need to be rude or mean. Unless they're being really pushy or inconsiderate - then I tell em to fuck off.
DeleteJonah.
ReplyDeleteBut really why do you need to explain your preferences to a stranger especially when it is probably going to come off as rude even if you try not to be. Just say not interested or make an excuse to escape post haste. Plus you might get yourself beat up if you express racial preferences in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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ReplyDeleteI just don't think Jonah was ever A+, thinking kilmer because Crowe never dropped to C.
ReplyDelete"only talked to skinny"... sounds like a former fatty like Jonah. He still vibrates as a chubby boy and will likely return to that state sooner rather than later. If it's him, I do wonder at HER taste in men.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Jonah Hill. that is so Leo!!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Christian Bale?
ReplyDeleteHe did a lot of weight switches for multiple movies, so maybe it has something to do with that? Think he has been normal, obese and superskinny.
I read the last sentence of the blind as someone who had a lot of different looks weightwise.
Val Kilmer was A+ at one point. Jonah Hill wasn't. He's at best the co-lead but he can't carry a movie on his own.
ReplyDeleteKilmer was out of shape to shoot Twixt, in which he was a washed-out writer, but otherwise he didn't let that go that much.
She probably wasn't flirting. She was probably simply being friendly. It's astounding how many men think that is "flirting."
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on this "Oh, she politely replied to me.... She thinks I'm hot!"
DeleteJonah is an Oscar nominee - doesn't Enty normally put that on the blind. I don't think that this is him.
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill is Big again I dint think its him.
ReplyDeleteI go with the Butler guess.
What Jonah Hill use to look like? Didn't he gain the weight back?
ReplyDeleteHe was nominated for an Academy Award too.
I don't like Jonah Hill anyway.
Val Kilmer -- went to see him in his one-man MarK Twain show and he did the most pretentious "Q&A" where he has his makeup removed while people gave him requested "feedback."
ReplyDeleteYou can be damn sure he took off his Twain costume to show how fit he is again. He was preening. Seriously.
Oh, gag. That's just...no.. Ok. This comment sold me on Kilmer.
DeleteI don't think it's Jonah Hill for the simple reason that the article ends with '... after what he used to look like' - he's definitely back up there again. But otherwise, I would have said it was him as he is a nasty piece of work with a very self-inflated ego.
ReplyDeleteAny respectable guy would have just been polite and made his excuses before leaving.
Jonah Hill.
ReplyDelete@SevenofEleven - I don't think Russell would be too fussy, in all honesty (for a one-night stand, anyway).
ReplyDeleteThis said, he is an incredibly nasty piece of work, and wouldn't really give nobodies a second of his time so unless the larger woman was someone of note, this situation would never eventuate with him.
The funny thing about Crowe is, he was dating a South African woman - very plain, and a nobody - before he got engaged to Danielle. She was never in the press - NEVER - strange.
I don't care if you're a 2 or a 22 NEVER EVER tell a woman you're not interested because of her size. Suck a dick move.
ReplyDeleteHe's a fat fattist! Please tell me someone else has seen that movie?
ReplyDeleteI'm not so much offended by this superficial loser not being attracted to the larger ladies (hmmm...apparently I lie). However, I do take exception to him saying that he only talks to skinny. (Way to go with the grammar, there, Enty!) He can at least attempt to enjoy somebody's company for five minutes, even if there's not gonna be a happy ending after the exchange.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Russell Crowe. Rebel Wilson gave a bunch of interviews about how when she first came to US she saw Russell and Nicole Kidman out to dinner. She approached him and he told her to fuck off.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Russell Crowe. Rebel Wilson gave a bunch of interviews about how when she first came to US she saw Russell and Nicole Kidman out to dinner. She approached him and he told her to fuck off.
ReplyDeleteThank you @Tina Mallette. Jason Segal was one of the subjects of Random Photos yesterday. I couldn't remember his name.
ReplyDeleteI thought Val Kilmer was still wearing mumus? He was HUGE! I can totally see Val doing something like this.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, this reminded me of a rumor I heard about John Stamos who was asked out by a less than attractive woman and said to her:"I would need a lot more of these (holding up his beer bottle) before I would think about going out with you."
russell crowe is my guess too
ReplyDelete"after what he used to look like."
ReplyDeleteNot Val Kilmer. He is still a fatso and I don't think he is on the B/C range anymore.
Jonah Hill is already fat again. Cant be him.
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