Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Blind Item #10

This washed up actor who used to be an A list mostly movie actor who was a heartthrob all over the world is still at B list but there was a decade long gap of C list to D list mediocrity in between. A few weeks ago he was wasted out of his mind and playing indoor baseball with a B list action star who is one of his many co-stars in a franchise and they used a BAFTA that our former A lister had won as the ball. It smashed. Nothing left but a few broken pieces of a dented mask.


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21 comments:

  1. Zelda Zonk11:46 AM

    Mickey Rourke and someone from the Expendables?

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    1. Unknown12:12 PM

      He did win a BAFTA for the Wrestler. Sounds like him.

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  2. sandybrook11:51 AM

    Keanu reeves??

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  3. Unknown11:53 AM

    That is such fucking bullshit.

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  4. Count Jerkula11:54 AM

    Ian, are you really that upset about a smashed BAFTA? It aint like it is a Blockbuster or Teen Choice award.

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    1. plokzy11:58 AM

      Maybe it was the lack of protective eyewear - and general disregard for the safety of all involved - that did it for him

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    2. cece1:18 PM

      Maybe it was made of an expensive crystal and Ian is a crystal conneiseur?

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  5. sandybrook12:01 PM

    My bad not Keanu Reeves

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  6. sandybrook12:06 PM

    Mickey wona BAFTA the description totally fits him. The franchise has to be Iron Man which means either RDJ or Don Cheadle

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    1. Unknown12:16 PM

      Sandy - more likely a costar from the Expendables- statham, crews, dolph, eric Robert, randy couture- take your pick.

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  7. Simon12:06 PM

    Mickey rourke

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  8. Michael H12:16 PM

    This. Will. Be. REVEALED.

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  9. ms snarky12:37 PM

    @Michael

    This will be ALMOST Revealed.

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  10. Unknown12:47 PM

    10 years ago, someone from the LOTR franchise, Sean Beans a heavy drinker and has been known to be destructive. I'm thinking someone like that.

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  11. Sherry1:11 PM

    Why would you destroy an award you won. That just seems silly.

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  12. delete account1:48 PM

    Jshshjsjjskmsokeknsnndndjeuueheedssssjksis!!!!!!
    :-(
    That is exactly what that first sentence sounded like to me. Could not get past it.
    Im no grammar nazi, but please.

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  13. Alexa Rose2:28 PM

    I read this about 4 times and still did not understand it.

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  14. NaughtyNurse4:41 PM

    Whoever it is, he is a first class douche nozzle.

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  15. Little Broken Bird4:41 PM

    it's only a Bafta!

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  16. Hegg6:38 PM

    No idea ....Ralph Fiennes?

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  17. Anonymous9:15 PM

    Disrespectful to say the least.

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