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This washed up actor who used to be an A list mostly movie actor who was a heartthrob all over the world is still at B list but there was a decade long gap of C list to D list mediocrity in between. A few weeks ago he was wasted out of his mind and playing indoor baseball with a B list action star who is one of his many co-stars in a franchise and they used a BAFTA that our former A lister had won as the ball. It smashed. Nothing left but a few broken pieces of a dented mask.
Mickey Rourke and someone from the Expendables?
ReplyDeleteHe did win a BAFTA for the Wrestler. Sounds like him.
DeleteKeanu reeves??
ReplyDeleteThat is such fucking bullshit.
ReplyDeleteIan, are you really that upset about a smashed BAFTA? It aint like it is a Blockbuster or Teen Choice award.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was the lack of protective eyewear - and general disregard for the safety of all involved - that did it for him
DeleteMaybe it was made of an expensive crystal and Ian is a crystal conneiseur?
DeleteMy bad not Keanu Reeves
ReplyDeleteMickey wona BAFTA the description totally fits him. The franchise has to be Iron Man which means either RDJ or Don Cheadle
ReplyDeleteSandy - more likely a costar from the Expendables- statham, crews, dolph, eric Robert, randy couture- take your pick.
DeleteMickey rourke
ReplyDeleteThis. Will. Be. REVEALED.
ReplyDelete@Michael
ReplyDeleteThis will be ALMOST Revealed.
10 years ago, someone from the LOTR franchise, Sean Beans a heavy drinker and has been known to be destructive. I'm thinking someone like that.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you destroy an award you won. That just seems silly.
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ReplyDelete:-(
That is exactly what that first sentence sounded like to me. Could not get past it.
Im no grammar nazi, but please.
I read this about 4 times and still did not understand it.
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, he is a first class douche nozzle.
ReplyDeleteit's only a Bafta!
ReplyDeleteNo idea ....Ralph Fiennes?
ReplyDeleteDisrespectful to say the least.
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