Convinced that publicity drove a wedge between her and Bradley Cooper and not him cheating with everyone in his path, Zoe Saldana has gone back to what she knows best - secret relationships. For years she kept her relationships out of the public light and they lasted a lot longer than her Bradley Cooper disaster. So, when she found artist Marco Perego she decided that she wasn't going to tell anyone much of anything. She did confirm they were dating back in May, but when the pair got secretly married, there were no announcements or selling the photos. There were no publicists sending out statements. All that anyone got was some speculation that won't go away until the pair inevitably divorce. Zoe has wanted to be married for a long long time but didn't care about the pomp or a big wedding, just wanted to be married.She wanted it so much that she was willing to marry a guy who sports a top knot and is not a sumo wrestler.
The guy's art sucks.
ReplyDeleteHmm....clicky link doesn't work. Here's his art again....or a cut-and paste link below.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gmurzynska.com/artists/marco-perego
@Nutty - agreed.
Delete@Nutty - yup. The untitled pieces aren't that bad. But the rest of it is just meh.
DeleteBradley needs to find a nu beard. Beard nouveau
ReplyDeleteSo her calling the paps was true?
ReplyDeleteLeave the top knot out of this.
ReplyDeleteAnd leave sumo wrestlers alone too!
Deletethis must be snarky tuesday. if she had made a big announcement and had big wedding, faux enty would have been trashing her for that.
ReplyDeletein faux enty's world, you are damned if you do and damned if you don't.
How disappointed is she going to be when she finds out marriage pretty much changes nothing?
ReplyDeleteand actually, he's quite a talented artist.
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DeleteAgreed.
Delete@ Annabella, about his being a talented artist -- agreed.
DeleteSure, I sketch pictures of naked chicks or me muff diving, and I'm told to grow up. He does it and it's art. Real fair.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me, based on that link above, that this man enjoys oral sex. Not sure what it is...I can't quiiiiite put my finger on it.
ReplyDeleteAmy: WEEN fan?
DeleteLot of hate for women getting engaged/married today.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she a dyke or something?
ReplyDeleteHe is a awful "artist", as most of the contemporary art people, who aren't more than tricksters.
Zoe S. sometimes I think she is hot, and sometimes (like in this pic), she is uglier than an ape.
i hate a guy with a carefully crafted "just rolled out of bed" look.
ReplyDeletehes cute, though.
He is douchetastic
ReplyDeleteAfter clicking the link I'm pretty sure I've had a preview of the honeymoon.
ReplyDelete@Sarah, LOL!
DeleteIf it's true, congrats!
ReplyDeleteEnty,i'm disappointed no word on her secret child!(Enty believes her young sister is her daughter)
LOL @ his art -- "Untitled (White Paper)
ReplyDeleteGood on her. Thats right girly..learn from the mistakes of highly publicized romances. 9 x out of 10, that shit ain't gonna work. Never display your heart for the world to see. Love is meant to be a private, precious and cherished state of mind. Looks like she has figured it out.
ReplyDeleteBut if she hadn't gotten married and was just single, dated around, or was in relationships from time to time she'd be like Jennifer Aniston. And apparently that's desperate and horrible and pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI admire her for keeping it all private. Good for her. I still say she looks like a skeleton with giant chiclets in her mouth for teeth, though.
ReplyDeleteSooo I see he likes vaginas... and animals. Vaginas and animals. What the heck is in that second one? A camel?
ReplyDeleteThat's a fast marriage. Didn't her and the Coop just break-up for the second time? Kind of reminds me of Angelica Houston going off and marrying that sculptor right after she broke-up with Jack Nicholson after a 20 year relationship.
ReplyDeleteI really dont know where they hell all you people get off talking shit to enty calling him lame and fake every day. Strange way to thank someone for hooking you up .
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