What happens when an actress with a lifestyle that she has grown accustomed too and is expected to maintain can no longer do so? You get our A list name recognition actress who is forced to accept any role she can because the money she had grown to love the past few years walked out the door. Her prime days are over as far as making the big bucks goes but she does have that name and there is a certain kind of guy out there that is willing to do anything to be with her.
She is running through relationships quicker than Lindsay Lohan gets naked for $100. She doesn't date anyone who isn't rich. period. You could be the hottest guy on the planet but she isn't dating you. Judging by the looks of the last few you don't have to be a looker. She did that in the marriage and look how that ended. Most of the guys don't mind helping out and spending their own money until the crazy part comes in. She will text you constantly and since she doesn't have a lot to do it can be a lot of texting. Don't even tell her you are not working that day because she will be glued to you and wonder why you don't want to be glued to her and start in with the million of questions designed to see if you are cheating on her and when you plan on marrying her.
You might consider marrying her if you can get past the crazy because she is a very sweet person but the constant pill popping seems to have permanently altered that once always kind person to someone who can only be kind for the limited amount of time that she is in between doctor visits or pharmacy stops.
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ReplyDeleteWe should be grateful 'Enty' doesn't use the number 2 instead
DeleteHa ha MerryB! You're too funny 2 be true to often!
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ReplyDeleteNice guess derek, but Ethan is as appealing as a bulldog eating porridge.
DeleteI think Ethan is hot! And the last two guys she's dated are unfortunate looking millionaires.
DeletePlus, the good work has dried up for her (Muppets Christmas, Playing for Keeps, Bel Ami ).
When you play second fiddle to Jessica Biel in a movie, game over, man.
Kristin, I was five when I fell in love with Ethan in Dead Poets Society. Stuck with him through Reality Bites, but now he reminds me of a toothless hobo on the methadone program who'd blow another hobo for a gram of anything!
DeleteOk, ok. 2013 Ethan Hawke can look like something that crawls out of the swamplands and steals children at night. But Ethan during the Uma years was fine.
DeleteStill like this guess. Plus Demi isn't she dating college kids? You can't get drugs with a student union food court card.
Which actress divorced a "hot" husband?
ReplyDeleteTeri Hatcher
ReplyDeleteEmily Rossum.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is Demi Moore
ReplyDeleteYep, Glitter: Demi.
ReplyDeleteCrazy Putty
ReplyDeleteI like the uma guess. She has some crazy to her
ReplyDeleteDemi is a good guess.
ReplyDeleteFor sure: Jennie Garth.
ReplyDeleteEthan is not my idea of hot, and I would hate to think of Uma being this needy.
ReplyDeleteDemi however is the poster child for needy.
Toni Braxton
ReplyDeleteDemi has tons of money......
ReplyDeleteDemi has plenty if her own money although she wants some of Ashton's.
ReplyDeleteDemi Moore. Although it pains me to say it, Ashton is extremely attractive. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteGood guess. He's hot and she's crazy. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI don't really see her as a pill popper but all I can think of is Katie Holmes.
ReplyDeleteI believe this is Heather Lockkear based coyness the looker ex husband and the current Dr. B/f
ReplyDeleteSpelchek how do you get *coyness* from *on*? My own fucking CDAN troll spelchek! :(
ReplyDeleteI was trying to picture her ex husband looking coy and decided it was plausible. ;) LOL.
DeleteMe too! Hahahaha...
DeleteMe too! Hahahaha...
DeleteChristina Aguilera? Her ex wasn't exactly what I'd call a looker.
ReplyDeleteIf it was Uma, wouldn't she just call up Tarantino for money since he was in love with her? I agree that her boyfriends have been rich, not terribly attractive men, but I'd hate for her to be this desperate too.
ReplyDeleteI'm split between the Ashley Judd guess and the Heather Locklear one.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Ashley, because those F1 drivers make ungodly cash and I don't see anything on Ashley's IMDB page that would be bringing in any real money through residuals. Heat and the Marilyn Monroe movie, where she showed her tits, are the only things I even recognize.
Heather on the other hand, although she don't have touring rock star money, has been on a number of successful shows, so she prolly is sitting on a pile of money.
The Uma guess makes more sense than Demi. But, I kind of get the vibe that this is someone younger.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Ashley Judd getting involved in politics? I feel like it's somebody who is needier.
ReplyDeleteDario Franchitti is not an F1 driver, he is a U.S. IndyCar driver. Probably makes o.k. money but not big money. Plus, rumors are he has a temper and he's relatively short (like most racers). And, I think she dumped him, so his "money" did not "walk out the door". So, I don't think it is Ashley.
ReplyDeleteFor Heather I would think of her if this were an old story. Her "lifestyle" would have had to be back in the 80's and 90's.
I think I'm cosigning for the Uma guess.
@Susan: Ashley had delusions of grandeur regarding politics, until the opponents read her autobiography and were going to use her own words to make the case she wasn't competent for office. There was a leaked tape about it.
ReplyDeleteAnd, Ashley is still gorgeous, so she can get rich guys interested, until the crazy rears its ugly head.
Given the massive texting, I'd go with an actress currently in her 20s.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like Demi to me. Ashton must be the hot ex husband and look how that turned out.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is one of those stars that spend what they earn so they have to keep on making money to maintain the lifestyle they are accustomed to. Elton John once said that he had to still work because he spends money like it's going out of fashion. Michael Jackson was the same. Demi has had a lot of problems, so she is a good guess, and has A list recognition even though she hasn't been relevant for years.
Didn't Uma just have BabyLunaLongName with some ultra rich guy?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Uma still with her baby daddy, they reconciled.
ReplyDeleteMy bad. La Minette is correct, Dario is not F1. I'd still think he has a ton more in the bank than Ashley.
ReplyDeleteMena Suvari
ReplyDeleteDefinitely sounds like Demi, since she rarely has projects coming out and has refused to settle with Asston til she gets a lot of his $$$
ReplyDeleteDemi Moore
ReplyDelete"Her prime days are over as far as making the big bucks goes but she does have that name and there is a certain kind of guy out there that is willing to do anything to be with her."
ReplyDeleteThat comment makes think there would be a cult following of some kind. What is the certain kind of guy?
Someone with a lot of boyfriends and still gets work, though it's probably shitty work for an actress with her work history. Someone who is a little bit crazy and needy due to obvious self esteem issues.
Not sure about the type of guy, but Demi seems to fit some of these clues. She has been working steadily the last few years, but I couldn't tell ya about any of the movies.
The only name that came to mind was Elizabeth Hurley
ReplyDeletePam Anderson?
ReplyDeleteAshley Judd nice? You must never have received a silence stone from her.
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson!
ReplyDeleteI just don't see men clamoring to be with Demi Moore. But, really, what do I know? Can any of the CDAN fella chime in on that.
ReplyDeleteI feel like if it were a Megan Fox or somebody like that - ANY guy would want to do anything for a hottie like that. This is why I kinda feel like it's somebody younger, plus with the texting. ....off to think.
The hot Judd sister for the win...
ReplyDelete“Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can't go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family's mental health.”
Crila, just googled "mute stones" and Ashley Judd. Wow, what a nutter.
ReplyDeleteHow about Eva Longoria
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Uma Thurman.
ReplyDeleteHello? Uma is still with her baby daddy!
ReplyDeleteThis is either Uma Thurman or Toni Braxton. Toni was in the blogs yesterday for being with a not that attractive older gentleman at her sister's birthday party, her ex husband was sexy when they got married, and she has had some work done, and surgery is the easiest way to slip into pill addiction...so I could believe it.
ReplyDeleteUma Thurman has dated Andre Balazs, right? Chelsea Handler's boo. ex of Courtney Love. Yeah...I think he might have a type. Enough said.
As a CDAN fella, I'll offer my opinion of banging Demi: NO F'N WAY!. Old, scrawny, crazy as the day is long, clingy, gotta worry about her ODing, and on and on. Now she is crazy enough that the sex would probably be really good, but a chick like her makes a migraine into an STD.
ReplyDeleteAlso Demi Moore needs not a cent from anyone. She's fucking loaded. She's only taking Ashton to the cleaners out of spite.
ReplyDeleteThis really sounds like Pam Anderson or Heather Locklear. I liked the Mena Suvari guess too. So many to choose from!
ReplyDeleteI second the Jenny Garth guess...have you seen the types of people she is dating now? And Peter Facinelli is HOT!!!
ReplyDeleteHeather and Demi don't need the $$$$. Plus I'll argue that Heather's hubby wasn't much of a looker, and Demi has had TWO quite famous marriages.
ReplyDeleteMena doesn't have "that name", and I have no idea what her ex looked like.
Ashley Judd...maybe, although her husband was OK-looking, he wasn't famous because of or for his looks. And she didn't seem to have such a lavish lifesytle that she'd be broke now.
Uma and Eva are the too most intriguing guesses.... Ethan may be a troll now but he was SMOKING when they first got together, plus Uma does seem to have a penchant for dating ugly billionaires lately.
Eva makes sense because she's done virtually nothing since DH ended. I could see how, while it was on and she was bringing in bank (and was married to Tony while he was pulling down a huge NBA salart) she might have gotten used to a certain level of luxury that's unsustainable now that the show and her marriage are no more.
Yep I third Jenni Garth. I just came up with it independently by googling actress, divorced, dating.
ReplyDeleteRead this as Demi Moore.
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't for the A list name recognition, it would totally be Jennie Garth.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Uma, she hasn't been "running through relationships" and her and Arpad Busson seem to be the real deal, even if they seem shaky at times.
ReplyDeleteRose McGowan ??
ReplyDeletescarjo?
ReplyDeleteThis can't be Uma. After her divorce she did not "run through relationships" with ugly, rich guys. Seems to me she worked a lot and took care of her two kids until Arpad came along and she had another baby who isn't even a year old yet. She seems like a good Mom so I can't see her using pills either.
ReplyDeleteI have no clue who it is but she sounds like a younger person with all the texting and whatnot. Whoever it is, I feel sorry for her. It's hard to live the good life and then not have it anymore.
Ashley is crazy but I don't think anyone has ever described her as "sweet" whether she was medicated or not. I like the Demi guess.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Nicolette Sheridan? She has A- name recognition, was married to Harry Hamlin in his prime and was dumped by Michael Bolton.... This has to be someone who's hotness is waning, has been married to a hot guy and was dumped by a rich one, not necessarily the same person as her ex-husb. Scarjo is enganged, Uma is with financier Arki Busson and has been for years. Plus, she has plenty of money and lives relatively low key. Jenny Garth doesn't live extravagantly and Demi doesn't need the money- she just wants it to be greedy and vindictive. Eva didn't have someone wealthy dump her. Same for Heather, who is plenty loaded. Denise Richardshas A name recognition, I think, but, she's loaded, too. Monica Bellucci just broke up with Vincent Cassel... Padma Lashki would fit, too, but don't know that I have ever heard anyone accusing Solomon Rushdie of being hot. Vanessa Paradis might also work had she and Johnny married.... Dunno... Feel like we are skipping someone!
ReplyDeleteI think I was 7 the first time my mother said she should have listened to the dr and aborted me.. she was 18 with two kids 10months apart with no help ..she was an amazing mother to my brother..me she just had contempt and fast n furious hands on me.. for the longest time I didn't think I should become a parent bc I didn't "feel" maternal at all..well at age 28 my hubby n I said we will try and if by 30 nada then we will just continue to be D.I.N.K.S well..a month later presto..I was scared shitless..like wtf did I do..but I do have an amazing son who I adore and makes me a better me so yes I would ..but I will say we were firm at only having one and it was horrible the things ppl we knew and total strangers would say to us...having a child makes you a parent..you don't need to have more if you don't want to..doesn't make you any less of one. ..
ReplyDeleteDemi is a good guess! For me the name that came to mind was Eva Longoria she seems to be so sweet spirited, has definite A list name recognition, and yet I am seeing her in cat food commercials as of late! She's definitely making her rounds in the dating scene right now, or so this website would have me believe! The only thing that doesn't fit for me is the attractive ex husband. I never thought of Tony Parker as a looker.
ReplyDeleteAnne Heche!!
ReplyDeleteUma makes no sense. Yes, she dated rich men but she has done very little work lately, staying in New York to be with her kids and not separate them from their father. And she does stay with these guys a while.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm sure she's no angel but i can't see her being this big of a basket case.
Damn it where's VIP???
ReplyDeleteDemi moore really fits
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Hurley
ReplyDeleteRyan Phillipe
ReplyDeleteReese Witherspoon
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Melanie grif-what's her name and Antonio ? Are they divorced?
ReplyDeleteDemi and Uma don't need $$, Uma is still w her billionaire. BF, Billionaire baby daddy. Ashley Judd is one of my few actual celebs I've had work contact with, personally, and is not nice, and batshit crazy. Way crazy.
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