Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Today's Blind Items - He Wants To Be A Woman

This B- list celebrity dad is the father to celebrities. He has been struggling with an issue in his life that has left him confused for almost two decades. Because of his confusion he has lashed out at those closest to him and has been abusive to members of his family. Over the same period of time he has struggled with drugs and booze because the issue hangs over him every day. Our celebrity is married and his wife has been very supportive throughout this process. Former significant others always suspected something but he never shared his issue with anyone until about four years ago. Our celebrity believes he is a woman trapped in a man's body and wants to have gender reassignment surgery. It would end his career because his conservative fan base would largely depart and he is also struggling with his religious beliefs and how it can all work. A very tough time for the past few years. Very dark for him.

81 comments:

  1. This is written to be Joe Simpson I suppose.

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  2. I was thinking Joe Simpson, but he and Tina are divorced.

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  3. does Joe Simpson have a fan base ?

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  4. Chuck Norris. Yes, I know that's a dumb guess, but it made me laugh.

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  5. Isn't Bruce Jenner halfway there already?

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    1. Lol VIP! Dude looks like a lady!

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    2. They should see if a couples discount is available. Kris should rock her masculine side

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  6. Joe Simpson doesn't have a "fan base." I thought about Bruce Jenner. He is certainly immasculated!

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  8. Joe Simpson has only been married once, no?

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  9. I thought Bruce Jenner too.

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  10. Is the dude from Aerosmith married ?

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  11. Aren't Bruce and Kris not living with each other? Haven't slept together for years? But he fits somewhat. Conservative fan base makes me think country music or preacher.

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  12. I don't think this is Bruce because of the drug and alcohol statement. Maybe it's Ozzy Osbourne. Except for the christian part. I got nothing.

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  13. delusional Enty lawyer!

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  14. If not for B-, I'd have said Travolta.

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  15. Bruce Jenner...hes already rockin the vaj on his face.

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  16. Anonymous10:26 AM

    It is Billy Ray Cyrus y'all!

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  17. Does Joe manager anyone other than Jessica?
    I could see him managing some christian singers who might have a fan base

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  18. What career would end for Joe Simpson? He can't be his kids' manager if he becomes a woman? Bruce Jenner makes his money through motivational speaking. Don't think that would end either. Might not be as in demand, but I'm sure he would turn it into some type of motivational thing. Never heard of Billy Ray being abusive or lashing out at those closest to him. This is someone more like Alec Baldwin or Bruce Willis, on a smaller scale.

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    1. BRC is a great guy, cannot see this, at all.

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  19. Steven Seagal has Real Housewife hair and belongs to a gendernormative relation (being the reincarnation of the Grand Poobah of the House of the Ocelot). But probably ain't him.

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  20. Archie Manning. "Peyton and Eli Have Two Mommies" is the name of the tell-all book he is writing about the process.

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  21. Jenner fits actually. Hasn't there been blinds about him dressing up female?

    Whomever this is should just go ahead and do it!

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  22. I was thinking Kesley Grammer,....

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  23. I'm with you gloaming

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  24. I'm with you gloaming

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  25. I don't think Bruce Jenner is religious, and pimp mama would make this a storyline. I think this is Billy Ray. It explains perfectly why that family is so screwed up.

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  26. I wouldn't say that filing for divorce multiple times is actually Mrs. Cyrus being "very supportive."

    Nah. It's got to be a politician or religious leader.

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  27. Anonymous11:22 AM

    I'm ole greg! would you like to see my mangina? would you like some baileys?

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  28. Joe Simpson turned gay so maybe him...he would be no Jessica or Ashlee though....

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  29. Oh please, men wanting to be women is so common; just get a good partner that enjoys your fantasies.

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  30. Anonymous11:31 AM

    i wonder if they would want to be women had they experienced period cramps, bloating and fluid retention, unachievable expectations to be tramp/saint, scholar/bimbo, size zero wioth the rack of someone who bathes with a rag on a stick due to a patriarchal society.... and i haven't given birth yet, or experienced menopause but apparently those are both pretty shitty....
    having said all that...being a chick rocks! i can have sex multiple times and orgasm and not have to wait for the pencil to get lead. i get to wear awesome clothes, spend a shitload on cosmetics, spa treatments, perfume, jewellery, shoes, bags.... yeah i can see why they want it!

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  32. Who has a conservative fan base and is a father to celebrities? You wouldn't think this would be difficult, but apparently this is more common than I would have thought. I can only think of Bruce. Joe Simpson has already been outed, so he doesn't seem worried about a conservative fan base at this point.

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  33. Don't think it's Billy Ray, says he's a father to "celebrities". No one is really a celebrity except for Miley.

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    1. It could be...he is the 'stepfather' to Trace who had some stupid band called Metro Station and could be considered a 'celebrity' although it depends on your definition of celebrity

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  34. I was thinking Kelsey Grammar too, but is he the father of celebrities?

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  35. "Joe Simpson turned gay"--I suspect he was always gay, just trying to live the closeted life (yes, gay men in denial will sleep with women, which will unsurprisingly result in children on occasion).

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  36. Anonymous11:38 AM

    may i just point out also.,....being gay is entirely different to gender identification. so not every gay man, or woman is transgender. just saying....gay doesn't automatically mean you like to wear ladies clothing.
    Eddie Izzard is straight and a transvestite.

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  37. Did we ever figure out who the rock star that is turning into a women is??

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    1. @Rose - sure seems like Bieber to me

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  38. Matthew Knowles? He has gospel record company.

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  39. Famous father of celebrities with a fan base himself:
    -Cyrus senior. --> Conservative.
    -Oncologist Michael Douglas.---> Liberal.
    -Bruce Willis.---> Conservative.
    -Kirk Douglas.---> Old as fuck.

    Probably more people, but I can't remember.

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  40. @Lohan; he pings my gaydar a lot, but only katy is a celeb, no one else.

    I am guessing poppa Joe, since he is/was a minister and I remember him being very controlling of Jess and Ashlee during J's reality show. It fits with his religious beliefs.

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  41. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqo8o9qn41rckv38o1_r1_1280.jpg

    he def LOOKS like he'd be a good fit, except that it did say celebrities...and as far as i know, katy is the only star

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  42. I'm thinking Katy Perry's dad (and now I see that Lohan had the same thought!)

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  43. RoseBlue: I don't recall the person's name, but the frontperson of Against Me! is going through a gender transformation, and I think her name now is Laura Jane Grace or some such. (If she had been born female, the name she's using now is the name her mother would have given her back in the day; I do remember that part.) So far her wife is being very supportive (they have a small child, FWIW); we'll just have to see how things go in the future for them.

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  44. Anonymous3:29 PM

    i was thinking lohan until the conservative fan base part. Cyrus kinda fits except his marriage has been rocky

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  45. I'm not sure, but is Bruce Jenner involved in the church that Pimp Mama Kris started...or whatever?

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  46. Bruce was my first guess and exactly Rach. If men actually got all we got in the sex change they may change their minds. I had a friend who did and then declared: It's tough being a woman. No shit baby. Let me know when you get your period and we'll talk.

    And don't even get me started on menopause. Holy shit it's horrid! Oh I forgot my hormones today!

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  47. @Sherry
    Menopause is horrific- the hot flashes, moods, chubby midsection, anxiety, lack of libido...Whaaaah!
    Transgenders have NO idea.

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    1. no but we won't understand aspects of their struggle either. being a woman is more than what's between your legs.

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  48. This is so sad.

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  49. This is written to make it sound sad. It's not. This could literally be my ex husband. I left him 4 years ago when I found out his "secret". He is not the victim. He is the liar, that brought ALL the other people (now victims) into his lie. He knew he wanted to be a woman. He talked shit about gays, the transgendered, bi-sexuals, knowing it was all a lie. When you raise your kids based on lies; you don't get sympathy! Boo fucking hoo to this liar. If he had been honest; he wouldn't have any issues and neither would his family.

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  50. Thought Bruce Jenner but JE doesn't have a career.

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  51. If this is Jenner, then I am more surprised that he has a fan base than if he is trans*.

    Btw, for a really great read on what it's like to be trans*, I recommend the book She's Not There by Jennifer Finney Boylan.

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  52. I think it's Brucetta Jenner. He's over half-way there already because PMK carries his balls in the Chanel Hula Hoop Bag AKA PMK's Ball Keeper Bag.


    It's already been reported that he likes dressing up in women's undies.

    PMK and Brucetta could still remain a couple and just switch roles. Kris is a perfect unisex name and she already acts more manly than Brucetta does. Maybe Khloe will loan 'em that strap-on her and Lam Lam used.

    I can see Brucetta twirling in front of the mirror singing,
    ♪ ♫ I feel pretty
    Oh so pretty
    I feel pretty and witty and gay
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn't me today
    I feel charming
    Oh so charming
    It's alarming how charming I feel
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I'm real
    See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
    Who can that attractive girl be?
    Such a pretty face
    Such a pretty dress
    Such a pretty smile
    Such a pretty me!
    I feel stunning
    And entrancing
    Feel like running
    And dancing for joy..... ♪ ♫

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  53. Definitely Alan Thicke. :)

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  54. Billy Ray Cyrus is a Democrat. I guess he does have a conservative fan base, but . . . er. . . does he have a fan base anymore?

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  55. @rach around: eddie is more of an 'action transvestite' :) :)

    and yes. i so would with eddie.

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