The Hormones Are Making Mel Gibson Crazy Again

Ever since Mel Gibson decided to work on Expendables 2 he has been pumping iron and taking hormone replacement therapy. Like most addicts, I think he's hooked on this new feeling. The problem is that all those new hormones rushing through him have turned him back into the crank guy no one likes. Well, that's not tru and I need to apologize. Male racists think he's the greatest. The female racists just can't get over the sugar t*ts thing.

Last night in Malibu, Mel was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint. When Mel couldn't produce his drivers license the officers directed him to a secondary screening. Mel, who was with a young woman started yelling at the police and wanted to know why they were harassing him and he started copying down badge numbers and just went off on the police. If this was you or me we would still be whimpering about the tasering we received and the extra thorough body cavity check we endured after being booked.

Mel bluffed and yelled enough though that he was let go with just a warning. A warning for going off or not having his license with him, because it's not a crime to forget your license at home.