When Simon Cowell opened his mouth yesterday he was talking Lauren Silverman. He was also saying into a phone that if she wasn't pregnant that he wouldn't be going out with her still. Lauren was just one of the women he liked having along on holidays. A woman to put into his vacation rotation but not someone he wanted to spend the rest of his life with and certainly not someone he wanted to see every day. For his daily life he has Mezhgan Hussainy who he was engaged to at one point and who apparently gives him what he needs. If he needs a little something extra or different she either joins in or steps aside.
Apparently Lauren thinks that she should be number one in Simon's life now and is talking about marriage and when she can move in with him or where they will live together and that is not how Simon sees the relationship going.
Is anyone surprised by this? Trying to save face since he looked like a dbag knocking up his friend's wife.
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if she medaled in the gold digger Olympics or is stupid enough to think "fatherhood will change him"
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DeleteI wouldn't worry too much about Simon. He will deal with this woman in his own way, to his own satisfaction. She's a nitwit that is trying to play a very smart and selfish guy. She's way out of her league.
ReplyDelete@Harry I completely agree! He will dump her soon enough. She will get money every month and a new house or some shit.
ReplyDeleteShe better hire a hot pool boy!
She better back off on that talk cos THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Shes in the rotation, gotta settle for that. Concentrate on your children, dont look to cowel for cottage with white picket fence. He couldnt be more honest about who and what he is. Believe him.
ReplyDelete@Lauren, Youse a ho, not a housewife. Simon bought you from your ex, so shut up and get back to spreading your legs so semen can go in and babies come out.
ReplyDeleteSimon should have made a paternity agreement before he spent the money to purchase her from her hubby. At that point, he held all the cards. Now, once it sinks in that she is nothing more than a receptacle and breed sow, she is gonna go off the reservation and drag shit out in court.
I'm shocked and appalled........
ReplyDeleteOh Lauren honey take the money and just go away.
ReplyDeleteSad sad fucking sad. Let's hope she doesn't have a daughter who will grow up believing a woman's value is between her 2 big toes.
ReplyDeleteThen again, it means they'll have a mini Simon if it's a boy...
It saddens me that I know this, but I read somewhere that the are having a boy.
DeleteA mini Simon. Will he out douche Robin Thicke?
ReplyDelete@Vera: not sure, but he'll be the only kid in daycare who has defined pectorals and won't drink his Ribena as it may stain his ever present snug white v neck tee.
DeleteThis is good news to hear. I hate to see bimbos win - just encourages other bimbos to act out the same way. Not that I like Simon but I dislike her more.
ReplyDeleteShe's done well. Apparently Simon's arrangement with his harem is he doesn't like to bag it, and they are responsible for birth control.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks she's hit the jackpot, and in many ways she has. But no way will it be happy families - she'll just be on a bigger settlement than Meghan, Sinitta, and all his others.
Yet I would STILL totally do him.
ReplyDeleteReally, Christopher? Really? I'm throwing major side eye at you right now! You're not talking sense. Your blood sugar may be low - go make yourself a cheese and vegemite sandwich STAT!
DeleteI give Simon points. These women know the score. He's not dishonest with them. They can either play or not. I'm sure Simon has been equally frank with Lauren. She's just wanting more and thinks her baby is the key to that. I think Simon will provide for her and the baby, but beyond that... I'd be shocked.
ReplyDeleteHoney play your position right, STFU, and pop out the Cowell heir, a boy would be perfect but an heir nonetheless will secure you the millions you are screwing for.
ReplyDelete@caralw, I agree, Simon doesn't lie to these women, they know exactly what the deal is.
ReplyDeleteHe was on Leno the other night and Jay asked him about being friends with all his exes, he said "Well you liked them once, so why not still like them".
He is upfront and honest with them, I think she tried to play fast and loose to get some extra money.
NOOOOO say it isn't so. I was at the salon getting a mani/pedi and kneepads said he was so happy...riiiight.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is a #1 Gold digger. No way in hell, however, will Simon marry her. She intentionally got pregnant to bag a millionaire but Simon is seriously too smart for her.
I just feel sorry for the child that is being born into this. And Count, glad to see you're still keeping it classy.
ReplyDeleteNot to split hairs, but the myth of him being best friends w the husband keeps being recycled. She was actually BFFs with Simon first, and her dumb hubby just came along for the yacht rides.
ReplyDeleteOh, this poor child...
ReplyDelete^^ Great! He can start a support group with north west. The 2 of them can bond over their whoring parents, goldigging mothers, and douchebag fathers.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Hefner arrangement. And Lauren wants to be number one. Okay dear, you can be Holly. That worked out well for her. Right?
ReplyDeleteI know that I’m late on this, but has anyone confirmed that the baby is even Simon’s? I understand the PR move of taking her out & about in public so the viewers of his crappy shows don’t revolt and brand him as an evil, selfish womanizer, but wasn’t there a long list of guys she was banging around the same time?
ReplyDeleteI don’t want to hear any bullshit about her being on the outs with her husband and in the midst of a divorce during conception. Couples hate-fuck each other all time. Maybe Simon is taking the long view and is covering his ass for appearances? Once the kid is born and a paternity test clears him, Lauren will look like the conniving shrew and Simon will come out smelling like a rose? He could always say “Hey, I was prepared to step up.”
i can't stand him! when i was a kid i thought he was funny but i grew up and i realised he's actually obnoxious. i also hate the fact that he made a lame ass boyband! i thought he had high standards about talent because the way he would judge potential singers is insane.
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