Amy Adams has a chat with her mini-me daughter before her daughter heads inside for school.
Miss America does the whole getting in the ocean at Atlantic City thing which is required of all winners.
Miranda Kerr in all white. That's just like her boyfriend likes her. And her husband.
That Nick Cannon sure can party. Don't even ask what Dora did to Sponge Bob.
All of the Arrow promo stuff consists of the male leads shirtless. Nothing else. I guess I can see why.
Reese Witherspoon after one of her twice daily workouts.
I hate this Vogue cover of Sandra Bullock. I feel like I'm looking at a Supremes photo from the 50's.
Sandra looks a hundred times better just in this candid shot yesterday taking her kid to school.
One day after Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend called it quits, she called him an escort and put back on her engagement ring.
Miranda's such a tramp.
ReplyDeletewell i guess the article won't be in vogue
ReplyDeleteI've looked at that Arrow photo for a good 5 mins and still couldn't tell you what that dudes face looks like.
ReplyDeleteThe Miss America thing may be a huge barbie-fest, but at least that woman has some meat on her bones. She has actual thighs.
ReplyDeleteMiss america is gorgeous and has great shape.
ReplyDeleteI kinda wanted the Ms. America contestant with the exposed tatts to win. She's in the armed forces and not afraid of a gun whilst maintaining her femininity. She's pretty BADASS and in awesome shape.
ReplyDeleteYeah Ms. Kansas I believe. She's an idol of girls everywhere - u can kick ass & look pretty :)
DeleteDon't fuck with Sponge Bob, Enty - he's off limits dude.
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In honor of Amy Adams being in the Randoms, I would like to share with the audience a chick I was recently turned on to named "Gingerpuss" NSFW, a saucy redhead who shares my interests in backdoor pleasure and Sharpie Markers. I'll be Googling her once I tire of these pics.
Is Sharpie Markers sex slang for something kinky?
DeleteI love sharpies, but I lust these bad boys! Dual ended for my pleasure :-p
http://gizmodo.com/5825178/is-it-wrong-to-crave-a-big-box-of-dual+ended-pantone-markers
@Bird, he means actual markers. Maybelline mascara too. All up her ass.
DeleteI love markers but not that much lol hmmm I wonder what the record is, I'm sure the count knows.
Deleteyou must be great at typing one handed count. and they say men can't multitask!
ReplyDeleteI don't like that cover of her either.
ReplyDeletedon't understand the Sofia Vergara comment.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with The Supremes and Sandra Bullock looking like Diana Ross? Nothing at all.
ReplyDeleteGrowing up, my sis, cousin and I wanted to be The Supremes.
I don't like Miss Kansas...loving guns and hunting is not being a good role model. Becoming a doctor, though? That's admirable.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the candid picture of Sandra Bullock is flattering at all, the cover is better.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Orlando Bloom stay with Miranda Kerr if she cheats on him all the time? Is she really his beard? He's still very attractive, lots of women or men would be all over him.
Good god, Count, that was a train wreck. The wrinkled birth control patch mixed with sticking mascara and markers up her ass proved to be anything but sexy. I'm going to have to delete my search history. Again.
ReplyDeleteSandra looks like kris Jenner on that cover
ReplyDelete@Pip: I'm sorry. I was unaware that was mascara. Although I tolerate off brand markers from time to time, I too am a purist at heart. I like my baseball to include chewing tobacco and be void of steroids. I like my football to be hard hitting and void of the ballet rules. And, I prefer to see uninhibited young ladies utilize true Sharpie markers for insertion while snapping selfies. Mascara, hairbrush, vegetables, none of these items have the same cache as the Sharpie.
ReplyDelete@LittleBrokenBird: I have no idea the record. I have seen a chick with 6-7 once. Not in person, butt via internet photos.
I have attempted to pitch a Sharpie Triatholon to adult producers, but it unfortunately fell on deaf ears. I wanted a multi whore contest on dvd, with a minimum payment and performance bonuses. Following that a website would be set up to stream challenges to the crowned champion. Myself and another person announcing the events and a funny, out of place referee. I have contacts for everything butt the financial backing.
I have other ideas for marketing and incentivizing actual dvd purchases rather than just having interested parties go the illegal download route.
Miranda irritates the crap outta me, her 12 year old chipmunk face is everywhere....I bet she is an entitled biatch too
ReplyDeleteMiranda irritates the crap outta me, her 12 year old chipmunk face is everywhere....I bet she is an entitled biatch too
ReplyDeleteSo who IS Mirand dating on the side? Not Leo anymore, right?
ReplyDeleteI want to know what intern wrote that comment about Sandra Bullock? There was no such group in existence in the 50's called the Supremes, hence no photos in the 50's of said non-existent group.
ReplyDeleteDon't you people have google in that damned office!
+1 Bubbles- I remember when the Supremes burst on the scene in the early 60s. Very first 45 I ever bought was "Can't Hurry Love". I was like 8.
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