Friday, September 27, 2013
Random Photos Part Three
Julianne Hough walks another red carpet looking for work.
Andie MacDowell was there.
Ditto the amazing Sara Rue.
Jessica Lange goes shopping with her daughter.
Jennifer Lopez gets undressed in a restroom.
Katie Holmes heads out for her Hee Haw audition.
Kate Hudson does a fake laugh better than anyone.
Katherine Webb claws at her fifteen minutes with this commercial.
Malin Akerman after lunch with her husband.
Who poses for pics in toilets? :(
ReplyDeleteKatie's listened to all your feedback about those festy ankle boots and moved to the Ho-down look for the new season.
ReplyDeleteKatie Katie Katie needs to let Suri dress her forever. this is NOT the look.
Delete@rach - YES! I knew she'd come around.
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ReplyDeleteSherry: that's what I said! Sheesh!
DeleteSandybrook: someone who is both vain and vacuous. The only loo pics of me are when I was in a shrunken stupor and not doing a Zoolander pose.
ReplyDeleteAndie is always so gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI was watching St Elmo's Fire the other night and wow - she's hardly changed yet doesn't look like she's had any plastic surgery. Gorgeous.
DeleteAndie's new show on the Hallmark channel is my new guilty pleasure. She looks great but she'll never win any acting awards.
DeleteHey Rach..Heard something the other day you might like. Allen Toussaint's new one Songbook. Southern Nights was just lovely with his story telling.
ReplyDeleteI'm typing your suggestions into my phone to look up thanks Sherry! I'm not sure if our current thing for psych is your cup of tea, but getting into the 13th floor elevators, pink fairies etc.
DeleteRepost for correct spelling of whole. Freudian slip? Perhaps.
ReplyDeleteOh good lord. Does Katherine have that whole burger in her mouth? I can't wait til the Count weighs in on this one.
Andie McDowell is flawless. Truly.
I love Kate's pants.
Maybe she looks like HeeHaw to you but at least she's not wearing those brown booties.
Oh, and Miss Lange 4EVS! Love her.
ReplyDeletedoes Jlo really think this is a good look?!
ReplyDeleteNot following Rach. We don't have 13th floors on elevators in the US. For reals.
ReplyDeleteSherry: a psych band from Texas from the 1960's. I had the awesome honour to see Roky Erikson play live about 2 years ago.
Deletecan someone tell me how this julianna hough thing is still happening?? why?
ReplyDeleteLisa Turtle is lookin good in that avatar
ReplyDeleteJLo doesn't look human any longer
ReplyDelete@count take me to the mall and then to the max and we can talk ;)
ReplyDeleteJlo looks like a child on a Live Aid poster from 1985.
ReplyDelete@ Ovilla. Its a deal. Just bring some of the old wardrobe from SBTB. I love crazy cunts
ReplyDeleteThere you go, I didn't even know there was a Baby Gap for prison wear! Thanks, JLo!
ReplyDelete@count haha, will do. i got your crazy wrapped up in a neon striped leotard and a pink legwarmers!
ReplyDeletehappy friday
Oh Rach..Since it wasn't capitalized I didn't realize you were talking about a band. Must check them out then.
ReplyDeleteAndie MacDowell is ageless. Good Lord.
ReplyDeleteBTW Rach there's some excellent psych rock coming outta your lovely country. We get snippets every now and then so I cannot remember. Care to jog my memory?
ReplyDeleteswilley yahoo.
Carls Jr.'s latest?
ReplyDeletei would rather see skeletor in that outfit than jlo!
ReplyDeletei would do nasty things to Katie Holmes. And I'd pay extra if Suri watched.
ReplyDeleteNo.
DeleteWhoaa.this must be the imposter,cuz thats just wrong even for Count. IMPOSTORE!!!
DeleteMV is doing that pose again where it looks like she is smelling something rotten. My cat makes that same face.
ReplyDeleteLiving up to your name again Count. You are one sick fucker.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was Count, someone has been posting weird shit all day under his name and when you try to view the profile it won't pull up the page. There is some raunchy shit that gets said on here, but never have I ever seen children brought in like that. Who knows
ReplyDeleteDon't flame me, but I didn't mind Julianne in Safe Haven. I turned it on one night as I was falling asleep and was really surprised when I actually became interested in the flick. And I am not a rom/sparks type of gal.
Jlo has a rockin body, but girl you are 44 years old. Cover up! That much tummy is not acceptable for anyone who is old enough to vote.
Andi McDowell, what's your secret? She never ages!
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't me Orvilla. Some chicken shit twunce copied my name and is posting fucked up stuff to try and make me look bad, because they can't make me look bad with my actual words.
ReplyDeleteIf you ever question if it is me posting something or if it is a chicken shit twunce who won't come at me head on because they know I will verbally boot fuck them until their asshole is 2 feet wide, then just click on the profile. Mine is the one with over 6000 views, created in April 2012 and the email address is cdancountjerkula@gmail.com.
Count,
DeleteI haven't been posting here long but even I knew that was out of character for you.
I visit here for the blinds and the comments & know how to keep scrolling if the poster/comment isn't my cup o' tea.
That said I usually LOL @ your humor. You are always polite even when others are assholes to you & start name calling.
I think some people have miserable life's & want something to bitch about. Others know how to enjoy life & accept the different flavors the world has to offer.
I enjoy your comments (for the most part :), love the hell out of VIP's Fun Stick Pics and appreciate the info & laughs I get from the comments here.
I'm with JSierra, the real Count wouldn't say/type anything like that.
ReplyDeleteHe may not be everyone's cup of tea but he's never been crude when it comes to kids. Someone is spoofing him and doing a piss poor job at it.
Andie is timeless. She's simply beautiful and seems really down to earth.
@ JSierra. Thanks for defending me. If people are gonna get butt hurt over comments on a gossip site they need to stay the fuck off the internet. I'm not going anywhere.
ReplyDelete..oh hi Count!
ReplyDeleteYou have your very own stalker!
Eeny meanie miney mo
Bet she is a big fat ho
If she tweets another no
Get a Canadian restraining order.
I agree...the Count isn't for everyone but never has he made a comment about an underage child! The person who made that comment is fucked up in the head to even think of typing that out.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies to you Count for being so presumptuous. Most of the time I don't care one way or the other about anything you post. I just don't like reading sick stuff about little kids.
ReplyDeletepoint taken, ladies. Is it okay if I still bring up wanting to see celebs get fucked by dogs? Just trying to be clear on the ground rules here. Don't forget to send me your photos!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah Fake Count. Please post about celebs Fucking dogs and while you're at it post some personal information about their family while you're at it coward. If you had any balls you'd at least take him up on an email to him directly. Not like he didn't give you his contact information.
DeleteYoure a jealous jealous tiny little man that WISHES he had the balls of and gets the play that the Count does. You little weenie. Now scat butboy!
DeleteCounts stalker is prolly the bitch he was calling out this morning the qwunt.
ReplyDeleteAs if we could stop you...
ReplyDelete;)
Count you really do have a stalker of the worst kind. My skin is crawling for you, esp with the nutzo pedo rape claims.
ReplyDeleteBacon splendid rhyme, now it's playing ona loop in my head though
My only comment in this thread was to Orvilla. The other recent comments are the sad twunce acting as Fugazi Jerkula.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that the twumbass has to resort to going pedo and bastie to try and rally people against me is just proof my character and my words are impenetrable. Like the Great Wall of China or a butt only virgin's vagina.
Keep showing your true colors twunt. With every post you prove nothing but that I am a better than you.
Oh, and Audrey, no harm done, Sweetie. I couldn't straight faced deny being a "sick fucker", but the reasons are waaaaaaay different.
ReplyDelete@JSierra: It aint no big thang. All Fugazi Jerkula is doing is proving that I am a Troll Master. I used to just consider myself just a Troll, but to have eaten such a huge hole in someone's brain like that, it is badge of honor. I think I have earned my stripes.
I haven't been able to post lately cause I'm usually reading posts late but I have to comment on this. No way that was The real Count. Most of the time you crack me up. And even if I don't like something you've said, I can still appreciate how funny you are. Never have I read you post anything about kids. No way.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your support, M52799. I am glad I can bring some laughter into your life.
ReplyDelete@therealcount my apologies. i prefer the real deal. to think i was having a wink wink with a dink.
ReplyDeletetake care. i got your back.
The Moo Crew is baaaaaack!
ReplyDeleteThank you Orvilla. Thank you Sherry. Thank you Truth.
ReplyDeleteThis Fugazi Jerkula Twunce tryin to sway opinion against me and its bringing people out of the woodwork to show support. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I luvs you betches.
P.S. If that twunce knew the quality of piXXX I've gotten from some of the fine looking womens who read and post on this site, her head would F'N E.X.P.L.O.D.E.
I echo what M57299 says! Count, keep making us laugh and if your son is gay, you can still have grandkids! I'll wish you luck regarding the Eagles - to paraphrase Veronica, if you're going to fuck with them, you got to learn how to fly...
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ReplyDelete@surfer WTF!!
DeleteWhat's wrong with the Eagles?
ReplyDeleteHell, I don't even know what team that is. But if it's a football team there is one thing we all know.
A Raven can get a ring faster than an Eagle
(I'll show myself out)
Count J: sometimes imitated but never duplicated.
ReplyDeleteLove Kate H's pants.
Did JLo put on one of her kid's shirts by mistake? Because no one dresses like that. She looks like she could be Courtney Stodden's Mom there.
Julianna looks like she knows she is DONE. I have never seen her look so downtrodden.
ReplyDelete@sophiaB - I love your post and 100% agree
DeleteHey! Back off the chubby Canadians! We're not all stalkers!
ReplyDelete@Count just wanted to ad I also knew that wasn't you. Got your back too dude.
ReplyDeleteI <3 chubby Canadians! I <3 drunk Canadians.
ReplyDeleteI <3 drunk chubby Canadians!
I just don't like psycho Canadians.
Or drunk chubby psycho Canadians.
..or the Patriots. I really do not care for Tom Brady.
Ditto Count!! I could tell rite away it was a Fugazi. Add another infrequent poster who has your back!
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ReplyDeleteJSierra - this is true. She was found out.
ReplyDeleteI've been reading this site, forever, only started commenting, last yr, I think, I come for the commenters who have smart/interesting things to say, the gossip is extraneous. I can't get into troll stuff.
ReplyDeleteJLo needs to ask Katherine Whatshertits for half of that burger. She looks like she has Nicole Richie Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteI used to think the Count was Andrew Dice Clay. And I don't think people understand that they both do an act.
ReplyDeleteOfficial Count J, people actually sent photos? How do you know they are not just copy and pasted photos?
ReplyDeleteAbout 25 years ago someone I know received a photo og Wayne Gretsky. She thought it was some cute guy until I pointed out who it was
Lute: "Count", "Jerk" or "Jerkula" written on body parts, multiple interactions and a bit of trust, searching the images w/ Tineye or Google Image Search to see if they were pulled from the web. I have an image search extension for FireFox so I can right click an image and run it through like 5 searches.
ReplyDeleteSometimes pics have exif data on them w/ geo tags so you can tell if location of the pic lines up with where the person says they are from. Exif info can also show if they ran the pic through a program like Photoshop.
I am certainly not infallible, but I do a decent job of vetting.
V, Scallywag, Keeshlo, Seahorse, Anna, thanks.
ReplyDeleteFouxdafafa: Nuh uh. If it is on the internets, then it has to be true. Just like TV. :)
Safe For Work
Fake enty. Fake count. Is this the new conspiracy site?
DeleteCount, thanks for my first laugh of the day.
DeleteWell, enjoy your collection of assorted body parts. maybe you can build your own internet Frankenstein monster.
ReplyDeleteFuck you!! Whoever the sick fuck is that 'jokes' about kids like that is nothing but scum.
ReplyDeleteAt least Count is funny! Very funny. That attempt was actually pathetic. Fuck you troll. Get some better material.