Emma Watson gets ready for football season with her take on shoulder pads.
Because Rosie and Jason Statham split, she was all alone on the red carpet. If only she told me she needed a date. I'm always willing to provide a service.
Daisy Lowe looks like she could provide a service or two too.
Jessie J goes for the tube top look.
Justin Timberlake, some dude named Elton and Pharrell.
Russell Brand asks Rita Ora what she is doing later that night as he and Noel Gallagher don;t have any plans and if she is up for a threesome...
Michael Douglas was given some kind of legend award. No Catherine Zeta Jones even though it was an important award and "the couple are still married and this is all much ado about nothing."
Yeah, that even made Samuel L Jackson laugh.
I can't get used to Dr. Who with the shaved head.
Daisy Lowe looks like she's attending the porn awards. If that outfit had gold thread pinstripes, it could be an outfit for the 1977 porn awards.
ReplyDeleteNote to michael douglas: We dont care if you're splitting up or not. Relax with bullshit statements.
ReplyDeleteExcept for Rosie, who stuck with a simple dress, everyone's outfits look awful.
ReplyDeletePoor Elton. I like him but his eyes don't say anything good about his health.
ReplyDeleteIf Rita Ora and tiny dong russel brandt fucked, the STDfest would be legendary.
Rosie's dress is simple and elegant but the other outfits are atrocious. Like ugly, ill-fitting 90s clubwear.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like Jessie J's outfit. She can work it!
ReplyDeleteI like Jessie J's outfit on HER, but Miss Watson, that, THAT is an unfortunate choice.
ReplyDeleteI know everyone hates Russell Brand, but I think he's sexy because he is just so damn smart AND funny. So so smart and funny.
And Samuel Jackson can do no wrong. I've loved him ever since The Long Kiss Goodnight
ReplyDeleteOh, when did Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe break up?
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas is a disgusting lech. True story.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding Dizzel - "crazy eyes" was the first thing that popped into my head!
ReplyDeleteAnd that Russell Brand/Gallagher/Rita Ora picture - makes me want to take a shower in bleach - ick!
Wait! Rosie is single!? OH MY GOD!!!!.
ReplyDeleteCall me, Rosie. My initials are J.S. too. You wouldn't have to bother learning some other guy's name or worry about screaming out the name of your former boyfriend during sex. SCORE!!
@jason LOL
DeleteWatson
ReplyDeleteRosie
Jessie J
The doctor. Not doctor who.
ReplyDelete#nerdlinger
Just about to post the same!
DeleteNo longer the current incarnation of the Dr.
DeleteWhat on Earth is that Emma girl wearing??
ReplyDeleteRita - honey, no. You're not toned enough to wear a shirt like that! To be fair, most people aren't, but it would've been so easy to choose something else to wear!
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas IS a legend! I fell in love with him as a young girl when I saw "The China Syndrome".
ReplyDeleteWTF is Daisy Lowe not wearing? Yeesh.
Still technically the current Doctor - Eleven hasn't regenerated yet!
ReplyDelete#nerdsrock
I was just about to say that! Serial killer eyes
ReplyDeleteMatt Smith Nooooooooooooo!!!!
ReplyDeletebow ties are cool but that shaved hair cut...not cool