Five parts today.
Penelope Cruz took a vacation with Javier Bardem and their kids but found the bikini to be
way too much fabric so went topless.
Apparently Penelope likes to really get a good look at the breasts of other women on the beach.
Prince Harry has a unique ability to make every child he meet laugh and have fun.
And at the opposite end of the spectrum is Rihanna who was keeping it classy as usual with her
specially marked clutch.
Reese Witherspoon looks great here. She needs to wear jeans more often.
Sharon Stone also looks great. Her plastic surgeon should get an award.
Remember when Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson used to have sex?
Wow. Cheap shots at the elderly. Whoopi used to have sex but look at her now!! Gasp. That's just rude. And attributing all of Sharon's youthfuller look to her surgeon? Bitchybitchybitchy.
ReplyDeleteActually think the Whoopi comment was more so about how creepy it is that Ted Danson and her dated...not that she actually has sex. Chill.
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Cruz/topless broad tag team
Penelope just had a baby!! She looks amazing!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was related to Harry.. He seems so much fun.
ReplyDeleteOh, that Rhianna. She's all class.
ReplyDeleteYes, penelooe looks fabulous. And i think the Whoopi comment is directed at her just completely abandoning any pretense at looking feminine. Or grooming seemingly.
ReplyDeleteOh, get over it. Everyone is topless on the beach in Europe. No big deal.
ReplyDeleteReese's feet look really big in that shot.
ReplyDeleteReese's feet look really big in that shot.
ReplyDeleteOf course Harry is the fun one, he's the Spare and not the Heir.
ReplyDeleteReese's shoes are abt 2 sizes too big!
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, and so Rihanna has to follow Miley Cyrus down Desperation Lane to visit SkanksRUs.
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ReplyDeletePlease stop complimenting Reese. She'd run you down on the way to buy Goop's cookbook without a second thought. I for one can't wait to read Ava Phillipe's future book. I'd pre-order it now if I could.
ReplyDeleteIf Miley would have been papped with that dick clutch bag, she would have simulated fellatio. Because she is so, you know, classy and edgy like that.
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