Crazy Days and Nights: Random Photos Part Five

Friday, September 20, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Look at Jake Gyllenhaal's face in this photo and

this one. Strangest smile ever. Hugh Jackman appears frightened by something. Probably breasts.

Speaking of breasts, Courtney Stodden was trying to keep hers restrained this morning in London after her crazy night out last night.

Daniel Craig after hitting the gym.

Dev Patel at a pre-Emmy party.

No one would have cared about this press conference until this past weekend but Liam Hemsworth's new lady was there so the place was packed.

Eva Mendes gets a little help walking from the hand.

Not a bad look for Henry Cavill.

Kate Bosworth and Hilary Swank coordinated their outfits.

38 comments:

VIPblonde12:46 PM
Oh heyyy, Daniel Craig
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Ginger12:49 PM
I love Dev Patel as Neal on The Newsroom.

Courtney and her husband give me the creeps!!

Yikes! Bosworth and Swank look similar in this photo.
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Seven of Eleven12:50 PM
VIP, making Friday fun again!

Liam's girl (Eiva? is it pronounced Eva?) looks a lot like Jessica Alba in that pic.

Kate Bosworth looks like Jan Levinson.

Hugh Jackman is afraid of breasts. How original.
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Kelly1:01 PM
Toothy does look weird there!
Kate's cheekbones could cut a bitch.
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parissucksliterally1:09 PM
What has Bosworth done in the past 4 years to make her get invited anywhere, or have her pic taken?

LOVE Jackman. He can do no wrong in my eyes.

Stodden must feel like hell today, after getting so shitfaced last night.
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lostathome1:11 PM
Omg Kate and Hilary look amazing
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BaronessOrczy1:13 PM
Swank needs a brow lift.
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Unknown1:13 PM
Henry Cavill is ice cream: I'd scoop him in a heartbeat.
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chopchop1:29 PM
Jake looks like Guy Smiley with a beard. He has a freaky puppet mouth.
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Wendy1:31 PM
Can someone please tell me why Enty is trying to keep Stodden relevant? She had her 15 minutes and he puts her in the photos like every other day. She is not a celebrity, she's an attention whore and he's giving her what she wants.
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Sherry1:33 PM
Peepaw and Lizard skeer me too.

NOT a flattering picture of Daniel Craig.
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skimpymist1:40 PM
Lol that is the goofiest picture I've seen of toothy tile. Why does his head look so long and squished from the sides
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Gertie Raus1:47 PM
I heart Dev Patel.
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Del Riser2:15 PM
Toothy gives me a weird Geraldo
vibe there. Not a good thing for either of them.
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Honey Bunny2:18 PM
Gosh Enty! Two of the hottest guys n the planet in ne day. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jsckman. Yum.
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__-__=__2:25 PM
Look at Swank's necklace!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!
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TheTruthIsOutThere2:37 PM
Is that Miley's tongue in the pic with Liam's GF?
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sheit_ur_duinit_wrawng!2:44 PM
If he were older I'd think Toothy Jake G. Tile looks almost like he's had a stroke. His smile is only on the right side of his face. The other side looks static. Could be Bell's Palsy. Surely Toothy hasn't gone and gotten a bad botox job. Either way, his left side of his face is unable to smile. Even his right eye is "smiling" (crinkles in the corner)but his left is not. Very interesting.
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Anonymous2:46 PM
Is that "New Christine" in the 2nd Jake pic??
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Bebedog2:58 PM
Eva may be crazy but girl knows how to dress. She looks great and I love Hilary's necklace too.
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califblondy3:56 PM
Jake looks like the Jeffersons goofy neighbor, tall guy, long face, buggy eyes, you know the one.
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cyberisis4:58 PM
OMG! That head has got to be photoshopped on!
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Anonymous5:13 PM
i can't believe more of courtneys skin is covered up than showing. i hope shes feeling ok
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Not A Ninny5:17 PM
"Swank needs a brow lift."

She has eyebrows? She has eyes?

You do realize that almost half the planet looks no higher than her clavicle when gazing upon Swank.
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Kinsey Holley5:24 PM
Seven: Thank you. I wish to FUCK everybody would leave off the "Hugh Jackman's in the closet ha ha ha" shit. He's spoken openly of the pain it causes his wife. There have been no pictures, no lawsuits, no interviews with guys claiming to have fucked him like there has been for Cruise and Travolta. I don't recall any blind items that scream "Hugh Jackman."

His wife is older than him, she's not preying mantis skinny, and they had fertility issues- therefore everyone assumes he's gay and using her as a beard b/c he couldn't possibly be genuinely in love with her. She's got defects!

It's disgusting. And one day his kids will be old enough to read all this shit.
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Scallywag5:30 PM
+1 Kinsey

@blogirl, that's Melissa Leo

Jake looks like he's becoming a werewolf a bit at a time. Perhaps with the smile, the new GEICO werewolf?

"Kate Bosworth and Hilary Swank coordinated their outfits."
And their foreheads.

I love the way Eve Mendes dresses.
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Pip6:29 PM
What a lame comment about Jackman.
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NaughtyNurse8:48 PM
What? Did Jake have dental work done that day or something? I should know, because I had dental work done this week and walked around with a stupid crooked grin for the rest of the day!
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kim11:50 AM
In both photos, Jake's head looks like it was poorly photoshopped on to his body.
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SophiaB12:05 PM
Now we know why Jakey G. rarely smiles in his photos. He looks like Howdy Doodie on psychedelic mushrooms. NOT a good look. He is goin' DOWN. If this movie tanks (as I suspect it will) he is just OVER. I really wish he had stuck with indie films all the way. Prince of Persia stole his dignity forever.

He and Matt McCaughnahey (spelling how it sounds to me) might make good costars. I am thinking they might have some real chemistry because they are both so damn weird.
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The Original CDAN Reader3:09 PM
Jake and Hugh aren’t stupid, they are well aware of the years of closet queen chatter that swirls around each of them. They also understand the amount of heat and jokes that will result from any photos of them together: “Toothy Tile and Jack-Me Snapped Arm in Arm! Gays Around the World Spontaneously Combust!”

They’re both probably on edge and look really uncomfortable. They are standing juuust close enough, but not too close. Jake his been a total standoffish DICK in all of the press he’s been doing for their movie, BTW. Hugh has been the exact opposite. He has his game face on as usual and keeps all the commentary about “the power of his character” or whatever.

Yes, Jake is totally channeling Mr. Bentley from the Jeffersons with that weird face and Hugh is working his pageant smile and making sure that his hand is up nice and high so there’s not even a HINT of impropriety. At least I think that’s Hugh’s hand in the reflection behind them, it could be Photoshop shenanigans. As soon as they get a woman between them they rush to put their hands on her with the quickness.

Bottom line is that Jake's starting to get serious wood or he’s going commando because his junk looks weird.
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