Miley Cyrus Says Coke Is Gross- Would Marry Weed And Have Babies With It
If I am someone who is trying to legalize pot in states the first thing I do is get Miley Cyrus to shut up about how much she loves pot and how she wishes she was awake 24 hours a day so she wouldn't have to ever stop smoking it because that's how much she loves it. When Miley supports something and then goes out and does her twerking or that VMA show and tells the world it's all thanks to her love of pot and that it gave her the vision to do it then how do you think that makes a pro-legalization effort look?
Miley also says in Rolling Stone that she adores MDMA aka Molly because it's a social drug and she loves being with her friends in public and that every time she does coke she ends up alone in a bathroom with a couple of people and feels dirty. Kind of like the way we feel when we watch you twerk with a monkey.
Poster Child for why marijuana should not be legalized.
ReplyDeleteHer pictures make me feel dirty
ReplyDeleteAlso, if all this is from marijuana, I'm
ReplyDeletepretty sure she's not doing it right
Haha. Yes. Exactly.
DeleteThat is hysterical. Tribillion points for you!
DeleteThat is hysterical. Tribillion points for you!
DeleteSShe should be the female lead in the new Dumb and Dumber movie. I think maybe she needs to catch up on the education she didn't get while working at Disney. But OTOH she is hillbilly white trailer park trash so maybe it cant be helped.
ReplyDeleteUgghhh, she's so annoying.
ReplyDeleteShe's like a runaway train. You can only watch in horror.
ReplyDeleteThat was very nice of rolling stone to photoshop that funky white gak off her tongue. She doesn't do coke, my ass.
ReplyDeleteOoooohh..licking your own shoulder is so sexxxy!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like my cat when she's cleaning herself!
DeleteThat photo to the right? A constipated troll doll.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to fuck her brain up with that Molly.
ReplyDeleteI'm over the tongue already. What really, really, really bothers me are her horrible fake teeth.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to feel like such an idiot in a few years.
ReplyDeleteOnly is she sobers up.
DeleteMiss Miley, if you want to stay up 24 hrs smoking pot, then you need to hoover a rail of meth or 2 during the day.
ReplyDeleteMiley just went up 2 boner points by admitting to casual drug use. She is now a 9.
Dude, with that haircut?? Maybe a 9 to lesbian standards...
Delete@plokzy - even us lesbians don't find her hot.
DeleteShe is so messed up!
ReplyDeleteShe needs to drop the Adderall diet and stop the BS PR tour. She is saying anything she can to get into print. Her biggest problem is no one gives a F*** and is turning any anyone who might have been a fan.
ReplyDeleteIs that a furry straightjacket she is in?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I drive by a local billboard advertising for the zoo I now think of Miley instead of admiring the cute giraffe with its tongue sticking out.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't bragging about your drug use make you automatically lose any edginess that you are desperately going for?
ReplyDeleteSugar - She does look like a cat.
I hear Amanda Bynes is looking for a roommate
ReplyDeleteI wish she'd try harder
ReplyDeleteI love this bitch more and more every day. Can't explain it, love just happens.
ReplyDeleteso coke weed and mollys make you a cool rebel
ReplyDeletebitch you will always be HANNAH MONTANA! A CHILD BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON
aint enough coke in the world to make it look like you had it rough
What would be really rebellious: an evening of socializing sober.
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ReplyDeleteThat wasn't me. Click the profile and you will see a different profile # in the URL, way less than 6000 profile views, no email address and the profile was just started in September 2013.
ReplyDeleteNice unimaginative try though, twunce.
Miley........<3
ReplyDeleteI read that article. She's delusional. She seriously sounded like a child surrounded by yes-men, telling her everything is fine as she carries on looking like a retard. Her use of the word 'homies' was laughable.
ReplyDeleteA tune for those who are off their tits on E this evening
ReplyDelete@plokzy: The only haircut I am worried about is if her undercunt is shaved.
ReplyDelete"She's going to fuck her brain up with that Molly."
ReplyDeleteBullshit. High quality MDMA was extremely prevalent when I was in college, and we all partook. My classmates are all highly successful academics, attorneys, doctors, etc.
The people who seem like drug-addled idiots were idiots beforehand.
Ah yes. Miley is one of those people on the road to junkiedom who think they can control their out of control drug use. It's clearly doing wonders for her, right?
ReplyDeleteI want to sprinkle coke over her erect little nipples and lick it off.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather lick the coke off Miley's balloon knot, but I feel ya, Bro.
ReplyDeleteMiley is on way more than weed. Girl needs to take a long vacation and then come back and record a new album. But I am sure she's going to go on tour soon and saturate the public with her wisdom even more.
ReplyDeleteGive her all the shit you want, but she's fucking right on this one (at least the headline is) Coke is gross, in every which way. But Platinum Blue Dream, prescription for everyone would make the world a better place.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious that she is self medicating to ease the pain due specifically to her ongoing and severe case of CAMEL TOE
ReplyDeleteBeing a broken record here, but she says what she does for very specific reasons. And, if you want a blind item, who is she dissing with the coke comment? I know.
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