In an effort to make a couple of bucks and get a tabloid cover Melissa Joan Hart has written a tell all book. I saw the first hundred pages of it or so and unless she gets a little freakier in the rest of it she is leaving lots and lots out. Yes she admits to doing some drugs but says that she hates doing drugs and would never do any hard drugs as she calls them like coke. Uh huh. She says that she even turned down coke from Paris while Melissa was making out with Nick Carter. I think Paris was hoping for some one on one time with Melissa who has been with women before to the point of making out with them. In the portion i read, Melissa says that Ashton Kutcher is a jerk and hates women and that Jerry O'Connell is a man whore but it didn't stop Melissa from making out with both of them. Oh, in the book she doesn't say she made out with Ashton I just know that one because he talks about everyone famous he has ever hooked up with.
I see I'm not the only one cranky today.
ReplyDeleteashton a jerk? yes. shocking? no.
ReplyDeletehe's bestfriends with a pedo (wilmer valderrama) so what do you expect. ashton probably prepared the bed for his own step daughters and wilmer.
Vern Tessio is a pimp!
ReplyDeleteYawn.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Ginger, she's a boring, beige, talentless bung eyed middle age hack.
DeleteI love a trashy Hollywood book, but I won't be buying this one. Maybe for 99 cents in the Bargain Bin. This woman puts me to sleep. Time for a successful real-estate career.
ReplyDeleteShe is so annoying. Never understood her appeal.
ReplyDeleteShe was my first celebrity crush, so I do kind of have a soft spot for MJH, but she comes across as a bit of a dick. Also, she's made out with women? Isn't she supposedly ridiculously homophobic? (Not that hypocrisy in that area would surprise anyone, but still...)
ReplyDeleteShe's an asshole.
ReplyDeleteI could totally see her in real estate!!
ReplyDeleteI remember a story my bf told me about when he was in his early 20s at a house party in hollywood that his friend invited him to. Said there was booze and coke everywhere. Guess he found out it was his friend's girlfriend's party--the friendly blonde everyone was calling 'sabrina the teenage witch'. Melissa Joan Hart.
ReplyDeleteOoooh making out with a slew of men... how scandalous.
ReplyDeleteIf Clarissa is a drug loving slut the world should just end now :(
ReplyDeleteI am sorry but she is just unattractive!
ReplyDeletehow the eff can she sell a trashy book with that cover? i'm with @Nutty i will buy this at goodwill for .99 cents.
ReplyDeletereally, she brought up jerry o'connell??!! boring.
was jerry o'connell in my secret identity?? i'm not sure which o'connell was in that show. i loved it. i always wanted to fly using spray cans.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Nutty. This book seems as exciting as a Tori Spelling book*. I've got William Freidkin's and Samantha Geimer's books to entertain me for the next while.
ReplyDelete*No offense to anyone who likes Tori Spelling books.
@orviller yes he was in My Secret Identity!!
ReplyDeletestill love the teeme song to that show
theme**
ReplyDeleteSo, she turned down coke and made-out with everyone? Not exactly scandelicious. Maybe I should write a book.
ReplyDeleteShe was perfectly nice the time I met her briefly. I assume the negative comments come from Ashton, Willmer and Paris Hilton. But not from Jerry Connell. He's just glad someone is talking about him for a change.
ReplyDeleteDid Clarissa and Sam, like, make out too? Gasp!
ReplyDeleteThis must be the Maxim shoot where she was high.
http://www.tvsmacktalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/max.jpg
Na na na na na na!
@blinditemme haha, yes! i loved that theme song too:)
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