If you want to look like Lindsay Lohan, I can tell you how to do it without spending $25K on surgery. The great thing about my plan is you don't have to change your hair color because Lindsay changes hers all the time. The first thing you need is a friend who will use a Sharpie to cover your body in freckles. Head to toe. While they are doing this you should read a copy of Cat Burglary For Dummies and make an appointment with your doctor to get hooked up on some Adderall prescriptions. To be more like Lindsay you should crush it and snort it rather than just take it by mouth. While your friend is applying the freckles have them take some naked photos of you while you wear a blonde wig like Marilyn Monroe. Use the photos and place an ad on various escort sites around the world but say you are only interested in Middle Eastern guys and they need to host and to provide a car.Walk around chain smoking cigarettes and use makeup to make sure you look 30 years older than your actual age. Throw your bras in the trash and use that money on water bottles which you will fill with vodka. Walk around all day and tell people you are going to win an Academy Award and that you are working on several projects but remain vague about whether any of them involve acting or if you will actually get paid.
Lindsay's half-sister had five separate procedures and got in a tabloid. Next step is a porn video or reality show.
Unrelated to the sister, it's too bad what Lindsay did to herself, she was a beautiful girl once.
ReplyDeleteNo, she was never beautiful.
DeleteGuess we now know that the stupidity comes from Michael's side
ReplyDeleteHateful enty is on a roll today. These last two posts have been amazing.
ReplyDeleteI don't see any resemblence, other than the pose.
ReplyDelete@Kate I thought it was funny cuz it's true.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the resemblance either. Is this the half sister he was trying to hug and she freaked?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the feeling this was.Michael's harebrained idea and she went along with it? And where did she get the 25k?
You would think that being rejected by this asshole sperm donor and growing up free of his influence would be the best break a kid could get in the game of life. But no, this guy has a wicked karma that sucks up everything in it's path.
ReplyDeleteShe will never look like Lindsay, because Lindsay looks just like her mom. This girl looks more like Heather McDonald.
ReplyDeletepathetic a-ho's like michael lohan should never be allowed to breed! it's just wrong!
ReplyDeleteAll that surgery and the only thing that looks like Lindsay is the lipstick & hair part.
ReplyDeleteShe could have achieved her goal for less than $10!
DeleteI feel bad for the poor girl. She looks more like Snooki (now) than LiLo.
ReplyDeleteHalf siblings or not, they do not look alike. She should get a refund, and find a good psychiatrist.
ReplyDelete+1 ginger
ReplyDeleteBeyond delusion!
ReplyDeleteNot gonna work. 1/2 sister is still only worth $200/hr on BackPage, and that is with BBBJ and MSOG. She will never command Lindsay's rates.
ReplyDeleteSeriously I think In Touch magazine just dressed her up and did her make-up. This girl did not get surgery to look like Lohag.
ReplyDeleteBTW that's actually not a good angle on Lindsay.
She boards a plain for Dubai in 3...2...
ReplyDeleteshe looked fine before, she looks fine now. I dont get why she wants to look like the other daughter of the faaher who denied paternity for soooo long. Theres some couch time needed there. its sad actually.
ReplyDeleteIt didn't work. She looks nothing like Lilo.
ReplyDeleteEnty didn't print the best part of this article, in which the sister declares, "I'm hotter than Lindsay now." Delusional as all hell. I feel a little bad for her though, because I think she was at least partially pressured into this. Back when this "secret Lohan sibling" story hit the news I remember her mother seeming like a famewhore and being waaay too excited that her daughter was actually a Lohan.
ReplyDeleteIt would have cost her A LOT more to buy enough coke to get Lindsay's look
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