Sunday, September 01, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Lies About Venice

For months and months before she was in rehab and during it, Lindsay Lohan told the world that she was attending the Venice Film Festival. The reason we know she said that was then you and me and the world said that sounded like a crap idea because there was no way she would be able to stay sober there. That reason didn't matter to her. She was going. Lindsay planned on spending at least three weeks in Venice and maybe even longer depending on how many guys she could meet.

When Lindsay got the lone positive review about The Canyons from Variety, did you hear her say she wasn't going? Nope. Lindsay was "humbled." It was only after every other negative review and the total bombing of the movie did she decide she wanted no part of it. But, even though it was a disaster, she still would have gone if they met her demands that she placed on the after she had agreed to go.

Now, Lindsay is telling the world she never confirmed to go and that her sobriety is the most important thing and that she would never have gone because her sobriety is most important to her. Uh huh. So, if the movie had made $100M and this was the first chance she would get to bask in the warm glow of praise, then she would also have stayed home? Not a chance.


28 comments:

  1. It may be a bunch of bull, but I think even Oprah said the film festival was a bad idea that even Enty at the time agreed with.

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  2. Your moral outrage over this would be a lot more interesting to me had you not been similarly morally outraged over her plans to go to Venice, which you were furious about because it would end her rehab and get her back using again.

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    1. Jonathan - Enty does like it both ways when it suits the outrage of the day.

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  3. Go, dont go-who cares?

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    1. My thoughts exactly @aunt liddy!

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  4. Don't care just waiting for the day she's gone for good...

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  5. But how does Robin Thicke play into all of this?

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    1. He was probably one of her requirements and he refused. Must have some standards

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  6. Poor girl must not be able to turn tricks w/o numbing herself to the horrors of being an Arabian Toilet or a European Cum Dumpster with drugs and alcohol. Therefore an extended stay in Venice would not be a profitable endeavor. Her original thoughts were probably to use it as an excuse to be in Europe for a block of fall bookings that would carry her, her pimp and her sister through to Christmas.

    The girl needs therapy. Once she embraces her inner whore, and can gargle jizz without the aid of cocaine, she will be able to provide her tricks with a better experience and probably increase her bookings through better reviews.

    I have no insider contacts to get the idea off the ground, but an escort review board targeted to extreme high rollers seems like it would be a good venture. Market it to the guys who find their escorts in fashion magazines and red carpets. $ 1000/ month to keep the riff raff out and the world wide 1% can make the decision between Amber Smith and Tara Reid much more easily, not having to rely on trial and error.

    StaffYourYacht.com.

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  7. Bed hair, boudoir robe, glass of wine, James Peen coming at her from behind... watch out, Glamour Shots!

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    1. Stunning. Beautiful!! Thank you do much for sharing that photo. So many questions all beginning with, but why.......show your man shoulder? But why.....,.,

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    2. Why look like he's holding your guts for your projectile vomit?

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    3. Why is there a pic of Lemmy??? Whatever. Rock on.

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    4. Why look like he's holding your guts for your projectile vomit?

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  8. A groupie review board would be good for athletes and musicians. This one would include a Blacklist section for false rape and pregnancy claimers.

    If I was 20% doer, instead of 100% thinker/idea guy, I'd be in that one percent and need a site such as the one I proposed.

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  9. ENT: you are repulsive. Why do you wish this poor woman ill? Did she laugh too loudly when you begged to fuck her?

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  11. No one would pay for her trip. That is why she didn't go.

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  12. Exactly @parissucks

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  13. Lindsay lied? She'd never!

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  14. Anonymous1:35 PM

    I agree with entys logic.when it had the possibility of making her look good she was all fir it. Sorry bout typos.on a phone. Plus perhaps vikram is paying an exclusive rate and isnt willing to share her anymore.

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  15. I'd be more surprised if Lindsay spoke and the truth came out.

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  16. If so many of you hate the posts here, why do you come back to the site day after day?

    Seriously, I am sincerely curious.

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  17. so, Enty didn't agree with her going, and now Enty is going to persecute her for not going (Oprah told her not to go, and when your boss is Oprah, you listen).

    I'm rarely one to stick up for Lilo, but its damned if you do and damned if you don't.

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  18. The woman says her sobriety is the most important thing right now, and she DOES EXACTLY WHAT SHE SHOULD BE DOING to back up that statement, yet you're blasting her as a liar? You really should be in politics.

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  19. Put a fork in her. She's done.

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  20. Call me crazy but doesnt it make sense that if a film bombs, someone in recovery would find and excuse not to go? Why is this so surprising?

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