Lady GaGa Is Too Lazy To Flush A Toilet
Lady GaGa has gone from A+ celebrity to A- and is in danger of dropping even lower and that is just in the space from one album to the next. Usually you wouldn't see that kind of drop from someone who is in the public eye so much. GaGa is experiencing the kind of drop a one hit wonder gets. Look at Carly Rae Jepsen. She was everywhere for one minute and now you can't find her. She could actually use a good lawsuit to jack back up her fame so people don't completely forget her.
Until Gaga settles this suit with her ex-assistant we are going to continue to hate GaGa more and more. Most of us don't walk around saying things like, "I'm only 115 pounds so I can't lift my luggage or unpack it." She left it to her slightly bigger assistant to do it.
Some other choice GaGa quotes from the pleadings on file. These are GaGa provided pleadings and not from the assistant.
"Why should I have to flush my own toilet when I have someone there to do it?"
"I get days off. No one else does."
"I'm the Queen of The Universe. They should feel lucky working for me."
"Why should I get up to change a DVD when I have someone to do it."
"I worked hard for everything. They didn't."
The assistant also mentioned the medications that Gaga takes every day.
If GaGa would just write a check for $500K this woman would go away. It's costing GaGa a lot more than that in people who are turning against her and won't support her any longer. The other reason she should settle is that if she loses she is going to have to pay her next assistant and all her other employees overtime. If she settles she probably won't.
Flush your own shit, Caca!
ReplyDeleteI'm a gaga fan but I love this new spanish thing caca, ive seen it everywhere lately.
DeleteDamn it, Pip! LOL
ReplyDeleteI can see her point though. If I could afford it I would have someone to flush my toilet too.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan, but comparing her career to Carly Jepson's is really stretching things.
ReplyDeleteWhile I think of it, why do you use the word "hate" so much in your articles? I find that disturbing.
ReplyDeleteWell unfortuneately GaGa fails to realize, it takes a long time to get to the top.....& .5 seconds for it all to fall away.....tick tock tick tock....
ReplyDeleteIf it's brown, flush it down.
ReplyDeleteShe's forgetting it's because of "the little people" she is where she is. What a waste of space.
ReplyDeleteFor shame. How do you ask someone else to flush your bizness down the potty? I would die.
ReplyDeleteActually, Enty, I just saw Carly Rae's mug all over the teeny bopper section of Kohl's yesterday.
Depending who was to follow my visit to the loo, I may/may not flush.
ReplyDeleteGaga is just fine, is hardly hated by everyone or a one hit wonder. That's just silly.
ReplyDeleteMaking those stretches makes any other info seem very unreliable.
Why should she back her parents rat-infested restaurant?
ReplyDeleteWondering what meds she's on...
ReplyDeleteWell fine, then it should be in the job description and she should immediately notify the designated flusher because leaving sh*t in the toilet is just gross.
ReplyDeleteGaga is just fine, is hardly hated by everyone or a one hit wonder. That's just silly.
ReplyDeleteMaking those stretches makes any other info seem very unreliable.
If she pinches off a loaf, and then expects someone else to go in & flush for her, I hope she was paying mega big bucks.
ReplyDeleteUmm @DontRainOnMyPrada, Gaga's shit does not stink...everyone knows that!! LOL :)
ReplyDeleteHow can that hot piece Taylor Kinney stand her?
ReplyDeleteI am not a Gaga fan (everything after Alejandro is shit) BUT (and this is a big but) I gotta say, anyone who works as a personal assistant for a drug-using narcissist whose entire career is based on "shock value" is going to be miserable. Be a PA for a person who wakes up, works out, goes to work, does interviews sober, and has a future and a stable mind. There are those kind of people. I'm going to give Gaga a pass on this one. If she's difficult, that's because it is part of her job to be all "rebellious" 'n shit.
ReplyDeleteDon't you courtesy flush your own shit so YOU don't have to smell it?!?!??!!
ReplyDelete@Barton, I gotta agree with you on this one.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't want to fuss around after entitled narcissists, then the celebrity personal assistant field is not for you.
I still dont this woman's claim to fame, but if you're an assistant, that grunt work is your job. You can think one of two things: shes paying me $50 an hour to flush her toilet? Sweet! Or: flush your toilet? Load your vcr? Im outta here, its not worth it. You dont stay and then sue.
ReplyDeleteGaga was a fad....let's have this discussion again next year at this time.....
ReplyDelete@AuntLiddy, I agree. You don't stay and then sue.
ReplyDelete@Brenda, I also agree with you. Gaga was indeed a fad, and her trendsetter audience has already moved on. Despite the whole hip-and-wheelchair act, she doesn't have the pathos that keeps people attached to Britney, or the admiration mixed with contempt that keeps them watching Madonna.
Lady CACA is such a diva!
ReplyDeleteits not just about whether or not grunt work was her job. it is about her not being paid for overtime and for having no days off. these seem to be serious labor law violations. gaga can't not give her those because she doesn't think she deserves them.
ReplyDeletegaga thinks she's madonna - ie has staying power and is untouchable. but madonna had staying power because she knew exactly what to show and what not to show and how to manipulate the media.
gaga is making a huge mistake not settling this and being hugely arrogant in her deposition answers. remember paula deen?
Who's this "we" you speak of?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of this woman. She's just another vacuous pop culture phenomenon living out her 15 minutes. But I am interested that the author of this post seems to think s/he can direct emotion ... And how effective his/her suggestions/orders are.
Why doesn't she make that boyfriend who's paid to stay flush her toilets unpack steal better music not an asst. Her faux feud right when her album dropped proves even she knows her rode OS nearly over.Dead girls don't have unlimited music to steal tanning.
ReplyDeleteI hate my f Ingram auto. Correct
ReplyDeleteNever got the interest in this person, zero originality, has just copied what better artists than her have done in the past. Stepping out in weird outfits does not an artist make.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she has a toilet phobia.
ReplyDeleteWas Carly Rae Jepsen the one Taylor Swift said she'd be nice to because the girl wouldn't be around for long?
@Seven of Eleven it was supposedly Katy Perry who said that and yes it was about Carly Rae.
ReplyDeleteCarly is still known in Canada and has been in the news recently because someone hacked into her phone.
As fot Gaga she is the biggest hypocrite on Earth. You tell people it's bad to be a bully and then you treat your assistants like dirt and tell them you are the Queen and they get no days off. Ugh. Glad her latest song is under-performing, even though I actually kinda like it.