Katie Couric Gets Engaged
You know how much I care about Katie Couric? Not so much. The last thing I remember about her is that she is lucky to have a talk show still on the air and that she hates Kim Kardashian publicly while trying to bribe her to come on her show. Oh, and the last boyfriend she had turned out to be not so great. That's it. I don't care about Katie Couric and didn't realize she had found someone who wanted to date her. For two years she has been dating some guy and he got drunk enough over the weekend to propose to Katie and actually asked her if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. Someone wants Katie forever? I just don't see it. Of course I couldn't imagine marrying someone like Kim Kardashian, but two others have felt differently. Hell, even Lindsay Lohan has been proposed to. Nothing ever happened though because she ran off with the engagement rings while she thought about their proposals.
Wow Enty, did Katie refuse to rim you for a bag of crack? You're more bitter than Miss Havisham at a wedding
ReplyDeleteWow, that's a little harsh. I'm happy for her that after becoming a widow at such an early point in life, she has found someone else to spend the rest of her life with.
ReplyDeleteFucking, WOW. Just.....WOW! Was her last boyfriend YOUR husband, lady Enty?
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I'm happy 4 her. Get it, Katie.
He's nice looking and probably very rich...so was the last one
ReplyDeleteI have zero love for Katie Couric, but why not be happy for her? It's hard for women out of their 30s to find men to marry. The odds aren't in their favor. I hope that they're very happy together.
ReplyDeleteI red the piece as, "How come Katie can get a man and I can't? WAAAAAAAAAA."
ReplyDeleteI'm not really a fan of her journalistic work but she was dealt a bad hand. She was a widow at what 40? With two young daughters. I wish her the best.
ReplyDeleteI really don't understand the snark - let's just be happy for her.
ReplyDeleteTwo things I'm curious about: how did her last boyfriend turn out to be "not so great" and when was Lindsey Lohan engaged?
ReplyDeleteSomeone's mad that Dakota Johnson is getting Jax action.
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ReplyDeleteUnless she is the worst investor in history Katie Couric is the last woman (OK second to last - Oprah has last locked up) woman on earth who needs to marry for money. You just have to be sure he has enough money of his own so he will stay out of your pile.
ReplyDeleteThat's more like it! @seven
ReplyDeleteCan I just say that I love Katie's Cruella deVille look here? Watch it, Ms. Monday Enty, that hair is coming for you!
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of Couric but the epic bitching about her disguised as "news" is this post is just shameful. Who lit your tampon on fire?
ReplyDeleteDang, this new Enty is one bitter chica. She needs to hit craigslist and click on "Casual Encounters" and relieve some stress. Dang.
ReplyDeleteI just know this woman from the South Park episode where she was the measure for shit. If the SP creators dislike her, she must be a douche, but she seems cute and her husband is the one to suffer her.
ReplyDeleteThis is what you call plain old H8TE.
ReplyDeleteDoes Katie kick puppies or something else we don't know about?
ReplyDeleteKatie is one hot fuck and she likes to fuck and suck. She likes big cocks, and I am surprised she isn't marrying a bull who has been fucking her almost every day for years.
ReplyDeleteEntie is just a bitter self-loathing woman who takes it out by hating other women.
ReplyDeleteRach Around do u have to bash enty on every post? Really sick of your comments
ReplyDeleteSo glad to see mostly positive comments!
ReplyDeleteDaaaaaaaaaang Enty/Enties.. try some fiber in the mornings.. might remove that stick that is up your ass.
ReplyDeleteI'm not the biggest fan of Katie's but happy for her.
How old are you new Enty? Katie Couric is much more than a comment to Kim K, sad for you that you think that.
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ReplyDeleteYou huys are getting it today!! Hilarious!! Really, what did couric do to u enty? I dont care about her but that is some atomic snark you laid out there.
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah Palin writing this blog now?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah!!! @jason : D
DeleteI hope she's good in bed, or he likes her name recognition, because he sure won't get scintillating conversation. Girl is Beyonce levels of dumb and boring. Plus, a huge twatwaffle. Congrats, you guys!
ReplyDeleteHe's really attractive. Mmmm wonder if he would have dated her if she was a nobody....and not rich.
ReplyDeleteGood for her, he's handsome. Not as hot as Chris Botti, but still okay.
ReplyDeleteImagine fucking that hot middle aged slut until she was sore; blowing load after load of penis chum up her hot little snatch and continuing to fuck her using your baby batter as sex lube; shooting jism acoiss those big eyes; fucking her up the ass while due squeals. Welcome to the Katie Couric Sex Experience. Rest assured her fiancée is leaving that pussy a mess every night
ReplyDeleteMeh. I have never been able to tolerate Katie Couric. She seems so ditzy and phony, always trying to be soooooo cute. Middle aged women shouldn't be trying to be cute. Cute is for little girls and puppies and kittens. Not her.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't look old enough to be her grandfather. Surprisingly she is taller than his shoulder. It could be real.
ReplyDeleteI always liked her and stopped watching the today show when she left. She went through her husband's illness and death publicly and handled it with grace. She's always been "cute" it is not put on. I think she looks great and wish her well. And Publicus, maybe you should try a porn site. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to that young saxophonist she was dating? It would have been cooler if she married her true love, Matt Lauer.
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