Farrah Abraham is smart enough to become a millionaire, but as we discovered in the past, she is not going to win any awards for knowledge of current events and as we discover this week, any word above two syllables is going to present a challenge to the brain of Farrah. I take that back. That is a bit harsh. I'm pretty sure she knows what a cappuccino is and fellatio.
What Farrah has trouble with are words like feminism. A reporter in Miami asked Farrah the following set of questions:
Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I'm pretty feminine. I think so.
Not feminine -- feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?
At that point the reporter from The Miami New Times gave up reporting and decided to go into porn and make a million dollars because at her current salary it was going to take her twenty plus years to make what Farrah had made for getting pregnant at 16 and then making a porn and having sex with guys for money. It really doesn't seem fair does it?
That crazy-ass mom of hers must be so proud.
ReplyDeleteBahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow old are you, whichever Enty wrote this? Five? "Ooh, I got an education and now I have to work for a living while this skank gets paid for getting laid on screen and she's rich and I'm not. It's not fair!" First of all, there's no such thing as "fair"--there's just life--deal with it. Secondly, there are some of us who don't think money is the be-all and end-all. Thirdly, there are also some of us who don't want to be professional whores for money. So, yeah, if degrading myself for money isn't fair, then I guess poverty will have to do.
ReplyDeleteThat pic is hilarious! Her Mom and especially Dad must be so proud!!
ReplyDeleteShe's soooo ignorant.
ReplyDeleteLmao!!! The part where she asks if it is a lesbian killed me.
ReplyDeletethe reporter is doing a fluff piece on Farrah Abraham, which is almost as bad as being Farrah Abraham
ReplyDeleteshe probably sucked a few dicks to get that job too
Ugh. What a twit.
ReplyDeleteIf Ashley Judd and Scarlet Johansson (sp) probably have the same intellectual background and want to run for senate, this skeezer should run too. She just has to choose the correct party.
ReplyDeleteAshley Judd has studied french for years and years. Scarlettt went to NYU...wtf are you talking about?
DeleteI wonder if Farrah even notices that she's missing a lot of COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
ReplyDeleteBecause she's not smart enough to fake it.
lolllll. Her mom has a Masters in Business btw (I think at Harvard!)---not even joking
ReplyDeleteHey Kermit, what country are you from, so we can rag on your politics? Oh wait, no one gives a shit what your countries politics are because it is an American world, we just allow you to live in it.
ReplyDeleteOh course Farrah is a feminist. She is currently working in one of a handful of industries where women out earn men, practically 10 fold. She has shown young women of the MTV generation that your body shouldn't be hidden and it is OK to express your sexuality in many different ways. That women should be chaste and pure bullshit is just as dated as women should be barefoot and pregnant. Farrah is far beyond being relegated to the kitchen and laundry room. It is a modern world and she is a modern girl.
$300 - $800 a scene is the average for regular girl performers these days. I know, because I used to shelter some of them for Jacky Jasper. I used to make more than that as a waiter at Mastro's. Your point still stands though..
Deletestay in school, y'all!
ReplyDeleteWhen asked about Farrah porno... “My daughter has never expressed interest in things like that,” said mom Debra.
ReplyDelete“She was not brought up that way, we have religious beliefs.”
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Oh sweet Christ. She needs to have an accident. I'm amazed being as stupid as she is she hasn't had one already.
ReplyDeleteEverything Farrah knows about the topic, she learned from Gretchen Wieners.
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ReplyDeleteI think Count meant to say she's a modern whore. Proofread, Count, proofread!
ReplyDeleteSTOP TALKING TO THIS IDIOT.
ReplyDelete... Since when do porn actresses actually interview porn actresses? I'm more dumbfounded that she's deemed worthy of print.
ReplyDeleteYes, Kermit. Everybody should be like queen Palin - who quit FOUR colleges before finally completing her fifth. Can't "refudiate" that. Palin and Farrah actually have a lot in common. Both known for their bodies and nothing in their heads.
ReplyDeleteShe is too dumb to know how dumb she is.
ReplyDelete@plozky, the last paragraph wasn't serious.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to clarify one thing about Shinobi's wage quote. The $300 would likely be for a BJ scene, not sex.
ReplyDeleteIck. My lips on some stranger's dick.
ReplyDeleteNO. Fucking.Way.
I know times are hard, but once you get an STD/Aids...that's it.
Ain't worth it.
Just get a 10 or 12 an hour job. It's cheaper all the way around.
That's enuf for me, I'm gonna go puke.
Gross.