Dina Lohan's Autobiography Is Being Released In December- Exclusive Chapter Titles
"Birdstreet Books, Inc. is pleased to offer this platform for Dina Lohan to address the rumors, misinformation and unsubstantiated stories often generated about her and her family by the tabloid press. Dina feels the public has often misunderstood her life and she has worked diligently over the past year to write this book, proving her dedication to truthfully and fairly represent herself and her children."
I don't think anyone misunderstands her life. I don't. Do you? I think we all pretty much know she is money and fame hungry and will have her kids do anything to make it for her. Here are some of the chapters in the book which is entitled, "I'm Not An Addict - The True Story Of St. Dina And Her Angels"
Chapter One - I Was A Rockette
Chapter Two - Michael Lohan Beat Me
Chapter Three- Michael Lohan Cheated On Me
Chapter Four - God Speaks To Me
Chapter Five - I Was Named Mother Of The Year
Chapter Six - Lindsay Has Done Coke Once In Her Life - Thought It Was Baby Powder
Chapter Seven- Dr. Phil Is A Liar
Chapter Eight - I Don't Drink (since removed because of her DUI arrest)
Chapter Nine - Lindsay
Chapter Ten - Lindsay
Chapter Eleven - Lindsay
Chapter Twelve - I Love Lindsay
Chapter Thirteen - Michael Doesn't Love Lindsay
Chapter Fourteen - Ali Is The World's Highest Paid Model
Chapter Fifteen - Lindsay
Chapter Sixteen - Lindsay
Chapter Seventeen - Lindsay Is Going To Win An Oscar
Chapter Eighteen - Oprah Is My Best Friend aka Gayle King Can Suck It
Chapter Nineteen - Lindsay
Epilogue - I have two other kids but Lindsay is my favorite.
Just stop. That was not funny.
ReplyDeleteJust ugh. Who wants ti read about thus self involved twit? Altho, the book will probably be unintentionally hilarious, lol
ReplyDeleteAmen Lotta.
ReplyDeleteHell, I stopped at that picture.
Um, Dina has three other kids. Good try though
ReplyDeleteI see that as the joke! She's so out of it she forgot one.
DeleteExactly. And it was funny too.
DeleteShit, how could you get past that picture?!
ReplyDeleteIs that pic what I think it is?
ReplyDeleteThere's already an Idiot's Guide to Pimping on amazon
ReplyDeleteI'm really throwed off by that picture. Just EWWWWWWWWWW
ReplyDeleteUgghh that pic!! I can't even tell who is who!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she knows she has to pay for the remainders ?
ReplyDelete@FSP IIRC Dina tried to explain the picture away when it first came out. She said she was just leaning over to whisper something in Lindsay's ear.
ReplyDeleteWhile sitting on her lap.
Because they're close like that.
Thanks BR.
DeleteI think I caught a disease just looking at that picture.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's to hoping that one of their offspring is wise enough to break the awful pattern of behavior set by the parents.
That was hysterical.
ReplyDeleteI just vomited in my mouth from that photo.
ReplyDeleteI kiss my daughters. I kiss my mother.
ReplyDeleteI DO NOT EVER look like that doing it.
That is rank.
Dude, are LiLo and Dina making out?!? Ewwww!
ReplyDeleteLotta, I can't like your comment enough. Jesus fucking christ. Nothing about this was amusing.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing good about this entry is that pic. Man, blast from the past! Such a good one!
ReplyDeleteIsn't htis the publishing co that Dr. Phil's son owns? That might explain how he got the interview last year.
ReplyDeleteDid they omit the chapter on "How Ali has been self supporting since a very young age"?
ReplyDeleteYou think that pic's bad? You should see the one of them doing ass to ass!
ReplyDeleteThis woman needs to STOP w/ the shenanigans. Truth is, I consider what she does w/ her children no better than some 3 rd world country where ppl sell their children to eat.
ReplyDeleteOr a human trafficking ring....she is so vile. I hope NO ONE buys this trash. Supporting her would be a crime, literally.
Look, I can't stand this woman either but she is clearly NOT kissing her daughter in that pic. Her mouth is closed. She looks like she's passing out, actually. Get a grip, people.
ReplyDelete@Cee Kay, I don't know what pic you're looking at, but in the one above both their tongues are visible and slobbering on each other. Everything about that pic is incredibly nasty.
Delete@ethorne, I'm taking your word for it. One glimpse when I clicked on the title was enough. GAH!!
DeleteAw, @CeeKay....we like to clutch our pearls every now and then!
ReplyDelete*L*
LOLs
ReplyDeleteThats right Dina! The truth will come out girl. Freckled Freedom!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAutobiography? ALL LIES.
ReplyDeleteI would read a tell all about her by someone else though.
AAAAAH!!!That picture!! My GAWD! Brain bleach please.
ReplyDeleteIncest and child abuse has many faces. It's not just illiterate bogans who give their babies bourbon and coke to get them to sleep so they can enjoy watching their soaps and getting high.
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