Not only did Dina Lohan lie to police about her age while being arrested for DUI earlier this month she also name dropped Oprah and Michael Lohan. According to the police report and criminal complaint filed in court before her hearing yesterday the police officer said Dina was very rude. Shocker!! The policeman also said that Dina lied about her age. She said she was 49 and she is 51. Shocker!! I know I thought she was in her late 60's too. Dina said she only had two or three glasses of wine but blew a .20 which means she had closer to a bottle to herself and if she had been drinking longer than probably closer to two bottles.
The funniest part is that Dina name dropped Oprah to the policeman hoping it would get her out of being arrested. Then she said that she and Michael Lohan had been on television earlier that night. No mention at all of Lindsay. I'm guessing that deep in her booze lovin' heart Dina Lohan knows her daughter is not big enough to name drop anymore unless you are looking for a fence, or score a deal on drugs or rehab.
Who did Lindsay have to suck off to get Momma a Rolls Royce to take her to court?
ReplyDeleteStupid drunk babble.
ReplyDeleteLooking at that picture I expect the next frame to be Dina unhinging her jaw and snapping off the lawyer's head.
ReplyDeleteWhy lie about two measly years? I'm thinking she was so drunk/high she just forgot. Name dropping the likes of Michael Lohan has to be a low point.
ReplyDeleteDon't you know that we are all just supposed to let her drive drunk and not bother her, cause she is the only woman on the planet who has raised children on her own, while her husband was in jail, abused her, and most importantly her daughter is a major Hollywood star who is thisclose to winning an Oscar, and knows Oprah.
ReplyDeleteWell, she is the White Oprah.
ReplyDeleteHer walk is similar to a guy's (feet out) and his is similar to a female's. Shocker!!
ReplyDeleteI agree it does sound like drunken babble. Shocker!!
Oprah is gonna be sorry she got involved with these grifters.
ReplyDeleteThe only way Oprah gets attention these days is to hang with the grifters.
ReplyDeleteShe is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI dont listen when drunkies talk. Simple.
ReplyDeleteDina is one of the lowest of the low, why Oprah would want to be a part of that is beyond me...not that I think Oprah is all that great any more either.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the name "Lindsay Lohan" is going to motivate a cop to let you go....
ReplyDeleteAnything for ratings, right Oprah?
ReplyDeletepolice pulled me over and checked my license. The cop asked "it says here that you wear glasses. where are they madam?" i replied that i had contacts and he yelled "I don't care who you know!" Boom boom...
ReplyDeleteDina Lohan = Fuster Cluck
ReplyDeleteThe police report said she was rude. So fucking what? As if cops are so very polite.
ReplyDelete@Rach: Rim shot!
ReplyDelete@Me: Yeah, but did she give them a dehumanizing stare?