Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea

Dennis Rodman has not made any news in the past year except when he was talking about his visit to North Korea.To make sure he can get some more attention, Dennis is back in the country that saw twenty people executed last week for making sex tapes. Dennis has made a few of those in his day but doesn't care about anything that goes on in North Korea and has even given up on the idea of trying to help the American who is currently imprisoned in the country. Dennis says he is just there to visit his friend Kim who is the leader of the country and a mass murderer. Dennis also appears to be trying to make as much money as possible with the ads on his t-shirt and hat and the new tattoo on his arms and chest. I hope they don't go out of business.


16 comments:

  1. maybe they'll keep him

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  2. Yes, by all means, keep him. He thinks its so great over there, stay. What a tool.

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  3. What if this is all a ruse and he is actually a spy or secret envoy?

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  4. Literally in the top5 countries I would ever want to visit but go on with your bad self Rodman. Don't date the dictator. Makes the whole sex tape thing awkward.

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  5. I agree, misch. The older rodman gets, the more he resembles Mr potato head

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  6. I really want the US to revoke his passport *while* he's over there. Not only can he not come back to the US, he basically can't go anywhere else (except other shitty countries that don't care about things like passports).

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  7. What does Donald Trump think?

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  8. Please keep him and totally agree that it would be awesome if his passport got revoked.

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  9. He was a great basketball player, defended like almost no other. LITTLE messed up in the head.

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  10. Be great if Kim Jong Un decides to keep him. A real humanitarian gesture. I'd laugh myself sick.

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  11. I think that there's a reason he's there beyond just being friendly.

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  12. What a filthy dickbag. And a dumb sack of shit.

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  13. Wish he would have taken Kim Lardassian over there with him. Maybe we could get rid of her.

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  14. I just think this shows how self-serving these celebrities can be. He knows where he is going and doesn't care because they make a big deal out of him and he thinks he is fiends with Kim Jung un. In reality, the N. Korean government is using him and thumbing their nose at us. And also, I'm not generalizing, but most Koreans I know or have met are fucking racist against African Americans.

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  15. The last time he was there was for the TV show VICE (which is a very good show IMO). I bet it's for the second season now.

    If you're just looking for the episode featuring the North Korea stuff, look for 1.13 - it's really really interesting and awesome TV. One of the producers is Bill Maher btw.

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