Friday, September 13, 2013

Demi Moore Tried Out The Son - Wants To See How Dad Feels

Demi Moore didn't find Harry Morton's sex to be quite as good as she hoped so she is giving his dad a shot in hopes he will be better. Considering the women that Harry Morton has had sex with, I would probably be running too. When you can top off your sexual list with Lindsay Lohan you know you will have sex with anyone. Harry, I do love Pink Taco and go at least once every couple of weeks so don't take this personally and don't water down my tequila but when you cheat on Lindsay Lohan with Paris Hilton people are going to talk.

Anyway, Demi Moore is now dating Peter Morton of Hard Rock Cafe fame. He is also 16 years older than Demi so maybe she thinks its time she be the one in the relationship with all the energy and that middle of the day naps and being home by 10pm are more her speed at this point in life. Demi is only 50 but she has been dating guys who are in their 20's who want to go 24/7 which wasn't a problem when Demi had some chemical help 24/7 but times change.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:00 AM

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16 comments:

  1. Notorious W.i.g.7:02 AM

    Go girl! Pass that shriveled pink taco around!!

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  2. Folly7:03 AM

    Get it Demi! Put that geezer to sleep!

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  3. Bells7:04 AM

    What a whore. Cougar my ass.

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  4. Orvilla Bedinbacher7:05 AM

    @Notorious you are bringing the laughs this morning!

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  5. Count Jerkula7:18 AM

    Demi old and both physically and mentally broke the fuck down. Any time someone is the least lil bit interested in her snatch, she gonna jump their bones, because it is a fleeting few moments when the rest of the world still cares, and she lives for that. Well, that and drugs.

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  6. OKay7:28 AM

    So does this mean Demi's cutting down on the drugs?

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  7. Notorious W.i.g.7:40 AM

    I don't want to live in a world where Demi quits whip-its. :(

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  8. Count Jerkula7:42 AM

    I have heard whip-its make the anal easier to take, but I don't recommend it for ladies. You need to be fully aware of what's going on back there in order to avoid injury.

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  9. FrenchGirl7:53 AM

    Enty seriously is nasty today...Bad day?

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    1. Beetlejuice8:08 AM

      You just don't understand American humor.

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  10. DewieTheBear8:09 AM

    The Hard Rock association would be a deal-breaker for me. Then again, her ex was a part of "Planet Hollywood" *eye roll* so her standards are already dubious.

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  11. parissucksliterally8:56 AM

    I have never stepped foot into a Pink Taco restaurant - I have one down the street. I refuse to eat at a place with such a disgusting name.

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  12. Count Jerkula9:02 AM

    @Parissucksliterally: Well, yer missin out if you've never eaten a ChocoTaco, both figuratively and literally.

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  13. Sammy D9:05 AM

    Shee must has a buckett

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  14. JoElla10:47 AM

    Am I the only one weirded out by this?

    She can't even play the 'oh the son and I were just hanging' game. *shudder*

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  15. NaughtyNurse5:45 PM

    I have read elsewhere that this is completely untrue. Time will tell, I guess.

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