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September 23, 2011

#3 - This former tweener and now a married adult with child/ren is hardly what you would call the stay at home mom type or anything. She used to be an A list television actress and now stays in that B- range. Never a movie actress, always television. She has been in here before for some things, but at this point she is getting a little too old to be out every night getting hammered on free booze from parties and hitting on any guy she sees. Oh, she only hits on the guys when she is drunk, but the problem is she is almost always drunk.

Melissa Joan Hart


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44 comments:

  1. Nellie10:47 AM

    Her eyebrows make me angry

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  2. Bacon Ranch10:47 AM

    Drinking that wonk eye away..

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  3. OneEyeCharlie10:49 AM

    Getting tired of the eye shaming around here. Anyone seen my patch?

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    1. Sugar 11:03 AM

      Awww, poor old OneEyeCharlie! You're patchtastic and don't let anyone tell you any differently!

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    2. Sherry11:12 AM

      Sugar you have been comedy gold all week! Patchtastic indeed!

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    3. Unknown7:04 PM

      Happy Halloween everybody!

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  4. Jason Blue Eyes10:51 AM

    Never a movie actress? You're forgetting that work of cinematic artistry and brilliance called Drive Me Crazy.

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    1. Snootches2:15 PM

      I may or may not own that movie....shhhhh

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    2. Jacq2:51 PM

      Wasn't she also the annoying chick with the yearbook in one of those HS graduation movies?

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    3. The Real Dragon7:40 PM

      @JACQ Cant hardly wait was the movie

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  5. Bacon Ranch10:51 AM

    Aww, no offense intended Charlie. I just don't like her so I took a cheap shot.

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  6. Cassiopeia10:52 AM

    She's been a couple movies tho.

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  7. Seven of Eleven10:52 AM

    That explains a lot about her and Britney, I suppose.

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    1. JSierra5:04 PM

      Seven everything about that gif is horrible! Especially the pants, why the fuck did we ever think those looked good?!

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  8. The Real Dragon10:58 AM

    Dont worry, Clarissa explains it.

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  9. LottaColada10:58 AM

    Clarissa explains it all.

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  10. OneEyeCharlie10:59 AM

    @Bacon None taken. That was meant as a jest. I have very thick skin in regards to ocular deficiency.

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  11. JSierra11:00 AM

    Jason- Drive Me Crazy is one of the finest pieces of film ever created. The crop tops, the yellow lens sunglasses, the wonderfully glittery butterfly hair clips *sigh* those were the good ole days.

    And Melissa's brows bug the shit out of me too. She's no Cara Delvigne, that's for sure.

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    1. Unknown1:19 PM

      It's not her brows that bug you, it's that lazy eye

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  12. LottaColada11:02 AM

    Dragon!!! Jinx :P

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  13. Count Jerkula11:03 AM

    Well, this changes my opinion of her. I used to think she was no fun. I was obviously wrong.

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  14. LottaColada11:04 AM

    I just googled her to look at her brows and don't really see anything crazy about them. What am I missing?

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  15. Poni-Tayl11:10 AM

    What in the world has she ever done to call her an A by standards? She has a loopy eye and her acting is horrible!

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  16. Steampunk Jazz11:11 AM

    Think she talks about THAT in her new book? "Melissa makes excuses"

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  17. Jason Blue Eyes11:11 AM

    JSierra - can't forget this!

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  18. JSierra11:17 AM

    Lotta this

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    1. Sugar 11:21 AM

      That browless stare has me entranced.

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    2. LottaColada11:56 AM

      Lol that's hilarious! Eyebrows are so important.

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  19. OneEyeCharlie11:21 AM

    That will be my new personal self-affirmation; spoken in to the mirror.

    "I'm patchtastic... and people like me."

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  20. JSierra11:23 AM

    I couldn't find any pics of the brows I am picturing in my mind, but at one point she was rockin those awful Janelle Evans brows

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  21. Brenda L11:26 AM

    Clarissa Screwing Them All

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  22. sandybrook11:32 AM

    Yijez she wasn't really that cute but shes really fug now :(

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  23. sandybrook11:33 AM

    Spelchek I'm in no mood today for you misspelling words I spell right *Yikes*

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  24. Pip11:46 AM

    Eww, Janelle Evans has horrible brows.

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  25. Habibti2:07 PM

    Drive me Crazy=Cinematic artistry? LMAO!!! Good one.

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  26. Henriette2:36 PM

    Hart is not as bad as her co-star Joey Lawrence! What the hell did he do to his eyebrows! He must be a cross dresser at home to have them shaped that way.

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  27. OneEyeCharlie6:46 PM

    @JSierra I really don't know. Back in the day, I kept trying to get Rhonda V. out of her pants. Nothing doing. I told her I was just trying to save her from a tragic fashion disaster. Looking back, my 80's self was a mashup of Francois Girbaud and Albert Schweitzer.

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  28. lazyday6038:00 PM

    I love Drive Me Crazy. Cinematic artistry? Who knows. Teen romantic comedy classic? Absolutely.

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  29. Redd6:28 AM

    ah, I read that and thought it was "cinematic ashtray", I was um, huh?

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  30. Orvilla Bedinbacher8:03 AM

    @jsiera YES!!!!! hahaha

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  31. Orvilla Bedinbacher8:05 AM

    and can't hardly wait is just effing funny besides jlove. what a ruin-er.

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  32. Ruby Red9:15 AM

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  33. Ruby Red9:17 AM

    She's "too old" but hilton, jlo, etc aren't? Give me a break.

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