Blind Items Revealed
September 15, 2011
This one actually was heard at Fashion Week, but does not really have anything to do with Fashion Week. Anyway, this former A list movie actor who is now doing mostly television as he gets older, but still looks good recently had a much younger girlfriend. A celebrity girlfriend. Things looked like they were going well so the sudden breakup between the pair was assumed to be because the guy got tired of being asked if the girlfriend was his daughter or even grand daughter. Anyway, the real reason they broke up was that our actor started dating the cousin of the celebrity. In fact, the cousin broke up with her boyfriend just to be with the actor who was cheating on her cousin. Got all that? Everything ended in one big miserable mess.
Jeff Goldblum/Lydia Hearst
I would still fuck the living shit out of him. He is so attractive to me, NO idea why.
ReplyDeleteGod, me too.
DeleteI'm glad lydia hearst shaw has money because she isnt a beautiful model
ReplyDeleteEwww, I'd rather do the spitting dino from Jurassic Park. He's gross.
ReplyDeleteIan Malcolm is damn hot
ReplyDeleteJeff ----- dawg
ReplyDeleteI always think of him in The Fly
I'm with you, Kells. I have always found him to be sooo sexy. So is the ex-girlfriend's cousin anybody famous?
ReplyDeleteUgh, Lydia Hearst went to college with me for like, a semester. She was too cool to socialize though.
ReplyDeleteI get it. He's nerdy, eccentric sexy. And he knows how to work it!
ReplyDeleteHe had a speaking part in Annie Hall so he might just be older than some of her mom's colleagues in the SLA. Goldblum should have known that you can't fool children of the revolution.
ReplyDeleteOnly Goldblum movie I can sit through is Silverado. Cant stand the guy.
ReplyDeleteWhen tf are these people(jeff) gonna grow up??
ReplyDeleteI really think Goldblum is exactly like his character he played in "nine months"
ReplyDeleteI really think Goldblum is exactly like his character he played in "nine months"
ReplyDeleteamanda hearst maybe ?
ReplyDeleteGoldblum is an ass, I have personal knowledge of this.
ReplyDeleteThe only film of his I can tolerate is Earth Girls Are Easy and that's mainly because of Julie Brown (Because I'm a Blond) and Geena Davis.
Wow. That certainly gives new meaning to the phrase "bumping uglies". Just imagine the pale, giraffe-necked, bug-eyed freaks those offspring would look like. I'm guessing the guardians of the Hearst Family Fortune make sure she is chemically barren (even if they have to slip it in her morning vodka) and The Fly probably had it snipped long ago to prevent any genetic evidence in a statutory rape case. Thank god for unintended blessings.
ReplyDeleteJeff is on my list of ugly hot (aka sexy ugly).
ReplyDeleteBilly Bob and Jack White also make that list.
Its so wrong but then so right.
Oh no, that list is allllll kinds of right
DeleteWould bang
I'd even ride the douchestrip on BBT's chin. Met him at an event once, for about .04 seconds, and it felt hot. Sadly.
DeleteJeff should have gone after Patty Hearst.
ReplyDeleteJeff never did it for me even in his younger years.
ReplyDeleteIt's because of the cowboy outfit in "Buckaroo Bonzai": http://s435.photobucket.com/user/Biotech_/media/Jeff%20Goldblum/Jeff-NewJersey.jpg.html
ReplyDeleteI forgot her name but some young actress was on Howard Stern awhile ago. And she talked about how Jeff Goldblum has an acting studio that he basically uses as his sex stable.
ReplyDeleteThe young actresses get obsessed with him and with his promises of helping their career. He basically can have anyone he wants.
He has some kind of guru vibe that women respond to.
http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/jeff-goldblum-is-never-without-a-young-girlfriend-for-long/
ReplyDeleteHe dates a canadian gymnast Emilies Livingston since march 2012
I worked with him on a movie called 'Deep Cover'. He was magnetic, eyes that looked @you like you had no clothes on. Had the hots for him. Oh, and a nice build.
ReplyDelete@e rosey That made me LOL!
ReplyDeleteyou bitches are grossss
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