Blind Items Revealed
June 24, 2013
Strangest threesome ever. This former A list celebrity/singer with a penchant for the goth look said that he and his celebrity ex-wife had a threesome with this oft troubled former starlet (love using that word) who is known for drugs and theft.
Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese, and Lindsay Lohan
Ewwwww. Oh Dita I refuse to believe you would dirty yourself with the likes of Hohan.
ReplyDeleteI refuse!!!
Doubt Manson is any cleaner than lindsay
ReplyDeleteGroooooooss!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure which is the worse booby (heh) prize, Lindsey OR Manson. If it was my threesome with Dita I would be stumped if those two were my only choices.
ReplyDeleteAs much as it pains me to say, Manson would be the lesser evil...
Dita is definitely worth switching teams. ; D
How old would Lohag have been when those two were married?
ReplyDelete19-21. Right before she started getting really messy.
DeleteThis may be the least fappable 3sum story ever.
ReplyDelete@Count. Definitely a Cinderella and her ugly stepsisters. Lol
DeleteMarilyn Manson must get the best dope on earth....yuuuuuckkk. No way id go near him!!
ReplyDeleteCount: best comment! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, Dita, you disappoint me. You are so cool, yet you were with MM. As if that weren't creepy and gross enough, now this Lohan reveal. Please say it ain't so...
ReplyDeleteOh, Dita, you disappoint me. You are so cool, yet you were with MM. As if that weren't creepy and gross enough, now this Lohan reveal. Please say it ain't so...
ReplyDeleteI'm still grossed out that Dora ducked MM on a regular basis. It was probably before Lohag got so skanky and desperate. I can actually see the girls together but NEVER want to imagine him. Ugh
ReplyDeleteThis new phone! Dita and fucked.
ReplyDeleteLIES!!!!
ReplyDeletethis must have been years ago and dont forget Lindsay was hot as hell back in the day (I thought she looked best with long black hair eg. I know Who Killed Me era
ReplyDeleteSherry - LMAO re: Dora.
ReplyDeleteI still say this is why Lindsay has such entitlement issues.
ReplyDeleteShe has literally fucked everyone in Hollywood and expects them to all bail her out now.
Either because she knows too much and could write one hell of a book. Or she thinks these people actually care about her and it's their duty to help her.
I'm going to have to tell myself that Dita was heavily drugged, out cold, or out of her mind.
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't pay me enough to hop in bed with Marilyn Manson. Just shows how desperate for drugs Lindsay has been.
ReplyDeleteI would have like Lilo and ERW Dita does nothing for my lower parts excitement
ReplyDeleteI believe that Lindsay's truly a lesbian and would have said or done anything to have some special time with the incomparable and lovely Dita Von Teese.
ReplyDeleteDisturbing, and thank god I never have to see that!
ReplyDeleteDita and MM were married from 2005 to 2006, so Lindsay hadn't gone downhill too badly. But this probably didn't help.
ReplyDeleteOut of the three of them this is probably most damaging to Mansons reputation.
ReplyDeleteI would rather have sex with Manson over Lohan, but that isn't saying much. Best of the worst. Obviously, my first choice would be not having sex with any of those ass-clowns at all.
ReplyDeleteDID THEY DO ANY ASS TO ASS???
@Count: Sorry, but I rescind my vote for your comment being the best of the day on this thread...Jacq wins with:
ReplyDeleteDID THEY DO ANY ASS TO ASS???
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteI'd do Manson. Especially back then.
ReplyDeleteBut, I'm a bit freaky, so.
I like Manson but he lies a lot. I'd take this with a whole box of salt.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you who are saying Lohan must have been desperate to sleep with Manson, what does that make Dita? I do not find Manson attractive at all, but I bet he gets women with his words.
ReplyDeletevomit.
ReplyDeleteGuess I find Marilyn Manson so repellent, it is hard to understand how he's ever gotten anything above an STD-ridden groupie. But back when he was wed to Dita, Lindsay had not yet totally wrecked her face with unnecessary plastic surgery & mad duck lips; she could still look pretty hot. Can see Dita maybe being into it back then if she was wasted enough. MM is the one who makes this classifiable as a "strangest" threesome.
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