Blind Items Revealed
June 11, 2013
This former C list reality star and now a C list celebrity was at an event recently and could not get any woman to respond to his game. He doesn't have much game on the court either. One woman said he was disgusting and another asked him if he really had an STD.
Kris Humphries
Why would millionaire Kris Humphries struggle to get a woman?
ReplyDeleteBecause of his striking resemblance to Neanderthal Man?
ReplyDeleteI hope karma bites those K beasts in the asses, they destroy lifes
ReplyDeleteThis seems to beg the question:
ReplyDeleteWould you hit it?
For me that's a NO.
Hmm. They do realize that about 20 - 25% of the other people at the event also have the STD. I think maybe a hint of embellishment by Enty.
ReplyDeleteHe isnt very appealing nor does he seem to have a nice way about him. If he was just looking to get laid, thats icky.
ReplyDeleteLotta-NO. Never. Nope. Not gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteI'd have sex with Kim Kardashian before I had sex with The Hump. And I'd never have sex with Kim K.
ReplyDelete@The BLS.
ReplyDeleteI'll put you down for a "No" then? ;)
I'd do him.
ReplyDeleteI thought only TMZ was on PMK's payroll. Huh.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one whose eyes go immediately to the answer? It's like my eyes just want to get to it and override my brain's desire to think about it for a second.
ReplyDeleteLotta, I wouldn't hump The Hump with your vag.
ReplyDelete@Sugar thank you for sparing my vag! :P
ReplyDeleteAnd u know in a couple of years we will be reading this same blind....but the answer will be: Lamar odom. They just chew em up & spit em out....welcome to ur destiny Kanye!
ReplyDeleteNot really buying this. Uglier and weirder dudes have no trouble finding a playmate. The guy's got money and, for better or worse, he's still a "celebrity". Lots of women would be lining up.
ReplyDeleteHump has game on the court. He is a good rebounder and an effort player. You can't build a team around him, but he is a more than adequate role player. He is over paid right now because the Nets were smart.
ReplyDeleteThey needed him last season as a sort of insurance policy in case Lopez got hurt yet again. By over paying him on a 2 year deal, they made him a valuable trade chip this offseason, going into the year were his contract is expiring. If they hadn't over paid him, they never would have been able to land Garnett, Pierce and Terry, because of NBA salary cap rules.
During the season the Celtics will trade him for prospects and picks to a team looking to clear some cap space next offseason.
I feel bad for the schmuck that he got worked by that family of garbage.
He definitely did not get worked by that family. Kris and his sister played sports at my high school. Their entire family is terrible. The parents just wanted at least one of their kids to be famous. They would throw tantrums if they didn't get their way (like not being named team captain...etc) don't feel bad for them, wasted sympathy.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the insight, Coconuts. I figure he was targeted because he is a braindead jock, making him an easy mark.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Kris Humphries like one of the top 5 rebounders the in the league the season before he dated Kim?
ReplyDeleteHe knew what he was getting into the second he started going out with the piece of trash. How could he have not? It's not like they manage to keep any part of their lives private.
ReplyDeleteagree with @audrey, anyone that gets involves with the Kartrashians know what they are signing up for and want it. Lamar and Kris wanted the fame bump and raise their profile. I think the problem is they think they can manage the Kracken. But it's the Kracken that always wins in the end.
ReplyDeleteKanye might of been rich and famous already. But his life has been spiraling also down hill since knocking up the piss queen.
Isnt he the geico caveman....? Not surprised at all by this
ReplyDeleteNah I wouldn't hit. I mean unless he is willing to give good money.
ReplyDeleteHe seems like he is dumber than a rock. God only knows what kind of STDs he and Kim are carrying. He has been so quiet since the divorce that I am sure he got paid off to go away quietly.
ReplyDeleteI would stay on my side of the bars, thank you. Sleeping with him would be like announcing my soul had a price and I was on the market...
ReplyDeleteTo all the people that think Jonah hill and Michael cera are pulling chicks left and right because of fame and money... This.
ReplyDeleteIf this bullshit blind is your evidence I like my case. So a couple of women turned him down- he probably took some other skank home. Argument isn't that fame and money gets them any woman (and even if true this blind implies a few turned him down but probably just designed to make him look bad), but even a loser like Hump has much much higher lucky ratio.
DeleteHe was married to a Kardashian, who knows what diseases they carry. khloe has already led Lamar down the road to mental collapse.
ReplyDeleteI don't find him the least bit attractive and wouldn't respond to his game, either.
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