Sunday, September 22, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 21, 2013

This A list celebrity and former B list singer was shocked to discover that several people have the key to one of her places outside LA. It turns out that someone very close to her has let people stay there in return for them being nice to the person when they are in town. And nice means what you think it means.

Jessica and Joe Simpson

35 comments:

  1. Sucks when you can't even trust your parent. :(

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  2. Betting Joe was bringing young men there.

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  3. rent boys for sure

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  4. " Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...
    Betting Joe was bringing young men there."

    What do you mean betting? That's what the blind basically says.

    This fucking guy pretending to have cracked a top secret riddle. HAHAAH

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  5. Man, joe simp is horrible person. And HE was a preacher. Oh yeah, sign me up for some organized religion-not!

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  7. Isn't that always the way Aunt Licky? I grew up in the south where religion plays a large role in society and the most religious were always the biggest hypocrites.

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  8. ALOT of men who were once preachers and often youth ministers turn gay and chase after young guys (mostly legal) later on in life---I think its pathetic and the young guys that go them even worse

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  9. @ian The blind says he brought people, i think it was the young men part they were betting on.

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  10. LMAO Nobody's "turning" gay. They ARE gay, and they always were, and likely being unable to deal with that led to the ministry in the first place.

    I can't say I reject organized religion. I mean, I do generally, but I'm a Unitarian and I go to church almost every week. It's the best for non-believers like me. :)

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  11. well technically if they never act on it then yeah they "turn" gay ---if a person fantasies about killing someone but never actually does it then they are no murderer etc...glad you found that so funny though---I knew some smart aleck would say something about my wording ; )

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  12. @cee kay--why do you go to church if you don't believe? buying insurance?

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  13. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Try and outrun your gay thoughts. Or pray the gay away. Yeah right. Worked for Ted Haggard

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  14. "And HE was a preacher."

    Like that means anything. I knew a Methodist minister who was in the closet. Had a wife and kids, but hit the gay bar scene hard. Dealt Ecstasy on the side. I never asked him how he reconciled all that with his dog collar profession. Quite a nice guy, actually.

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  15. the married minister at my friends church would always hit on my in my late teens and I just cut him up right in his face....I hated him and he was so fucking dorky and ugly

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  16. While we're on the subject, I can believe that Jessica is a freak in the sheets. I've dated two preacher's daughters and they were both total cock sluts. Not slut-shaming; I was quite thankful for their lusty appetites.

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  17. It's not like ministers stick to one sexuality for their hypocrisy. There are plenty of examples of the Catholic priest being the fattest guy in a poor village (while he supervised the building of those gold in laid churches), or the chaste minister with many female visitors etc. All over the world, there are stories of ministers, priests, preachers, whatevers, using their positions for power and personal indulgences of every kind. "Man of the cloth" my ass. I grew up Catholic, I can count the number of truly holy, humble priests I encountered in all those years on one hand.

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  18. SKOR nailed Jessica Simpson and the correct relative - well done!!

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  19. FS true dat. It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't expected to lead by example but they are. And they could lead a lot of tolerance instead of hate and misunderstanding.

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  20. While I think this guy--if it IS Joe Simpson--is slime for jeopardizing his daughter's and grandchildren's safety like that, I'm not going to criticize him for his hypocrisy. Older men grew up in a period when homosexuality was even more looked down on, and something to be ashamed of, they would naturally have a more difficult time "accepting" who they are and being open about it. Much younger celebrities are staying closeted in this current era of greater acceptance, which is why there are hundreds of blinds about them; I can't fault an older man like Joe Simpson for being able to come out.
    But I seriously hope Jessica has changed her locks. That's crazy scary.

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  21. Ugh. I meant for "NOT" being able to come out.

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  22. But do you lead by example, Sherry?

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  23. You think Joe changes the sheets or Jessica sleeps on Daddy/rent boy stains?

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  24. Oh geez what's happening? I was watching the Seahawks game and then. ..I started turning gay. Can I get a doily for my brewski?

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  25. if you are a man that has never been with a man before and then you act on it later on in life and decide to only be with men----then YOU TURN GAY---IDK whats so funny or controversial about this statement---I have basically always been gay so I never "turned gay" I just was....so I dont appreciate straight people correcting what is reality----deep down inside Joe may have always been gay but he wasn't cause he never acted on it and the public didn't know any difference (in fact people said he was a perv for his daughters) so give it up people and John that wasn't remotely funny---do you get your comedy advice from Jeff Foxworthy and Jay Leno?

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  26. Poor Jessica. This is just shitty.

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  27. I bet the "people" who stayed there were all men too. Ugh...Poor Jess.

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  28. Anonymous4:32 PM

    He wad a baptist minister wasnt he,in texas? Hiding himself,his feelings,identity,his lovers,using her empty places as love nests? I just feel sorry for him and his family, the needless pain.

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  29. Poor Jessica. No wonder she wants nothing to do with him anymore. That is betrayal.

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  30. "I was watching the Seahawks game and then. ..I started turning gay."

    It was that cutie-pie Russell Wilson that did it, right? Don't worry, just recite the Seahawks un-gay-me spell:

    Doornink, Largent, Easley, Knox
    Manu Tuiasosopo!
    I suckled Green Death from my mother's teat
    Great Zorn, make me un-homo!

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  31. @Profane: submit that chant as part of a skit and they'll make you turn in your laptop and pit you out on the street.

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  32. The only stories I remember hearing were Mariah's lunatic writings from her website that Howard Stern used to read.

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