Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Blind Item #8

This almost A list celebrity/singer who was A+ list a few years ago was cheating on his celebrity girlfriend this week. The woman he was cheating with says the singer wanted her to take his microphone and put it where it would not fit in most people. Yeah. Oh revealed for sure.

36 comments:

  1. $10 says the girl that could make it fit is Backdoor Farrah

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  2. Does this mean that his *microphone* was huge or that he wanted it some place unusual? I will defer to the Count on this one ...

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  3. Is the singer The Difficult Brown? Was much more popular a few years ago, is dating that Tran girl, acts as well as sings.

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  4. Anonymous11:08 AM

    any hole is a goal.

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  5. And after the lady friend accommodated him, he sang 'Ain't No Sunshine Where Mic's Gone' into the mic.

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  6. Chris beat em down brown

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  7. Anonymous11:17 AM

    seriously, people do shove things (for the love of god!) down their willy holes. ask any ED (or in U.S = ER) nurse.

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  8. Ugh if it's Chris Brown I will only imagine it as similar to the "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" revenge scene. Disturbing, yet satisfying.

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  9. Bill Clinton, does he sing?

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  10. Who's hole was the mic going into? His or hers?

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  11. Yahoo is reporting that Gov Brown signed into law the anti-paparazzi law today. They illustrated the article with a paparazzi photo of Halle Berry and her 5 year old daughter. Don't they teach about irony in English classes anymore?

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  12. Anonymous11:25 AM

    beautiful visual there mistang! rad!

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  13. John Mayer. Easy easy.

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  14. Anonymous11:33 AM

    good one SueRH! i can totes see that.

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  15. Ahhhhh!!!!! I had a friend who was dating some weirdo celebrity a loooooong time ago and they were making out in the car and he asked her to sit on the car's gear shift...as in sit on it with it inside of her. That guy has had a hit in years, so I'm certain it's not who the blind is about, but WTF is the fascination with putting ridiculous objects in a girl's cooch? He tried to put a pepper mill up there too.

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  16. Kayne. CB was never A list.

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  17. Eh, Led Zepplin has everyone beat with the shark.

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  18. Chris brown was A list for a while. Enty always referred his blinds as I think "unfortunately A List A Hole". We may not feel he is but the numbers said something else.

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  19. John Mayer. THat filthy beast

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  20. @Ethorne: Great Joke!

    @HollywoodDime: I was watching some amateur gearshift porn videos last week. If I found 4 videos on one site, it happens often in the real world.

    My favorite foreign object insertion is the Sharpie Marker. I am surprised cam whores don't sell dipped Sharpies in addition to worn panties.

    @Charis: I'm thinking Fugazi Enty is using euphemisms for da buttseks. Smart dude, this singer. Awfully hard to get slapped with a paternity suit when you don't use the baby hole.

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  21. @jack camp I thought it was a herring or some smaller fish.

    Chris Brown not A list, nor is his gf a celebrity.

    I'd say Kanye fits but I thought he was gay.

    Adam Levine?

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  22. It was actually the guy from Vanilla Fudge who did it and it was a mud shark. It scared the crap outta the girl is all it did. Another urban legend ..that and the hamster in one day. Epic!

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  23. @Sherry: Huh? Lil offensive to call the girl a mud shark. Just cause she's into black guy's doesn't give anyone the right to jam stuff in her and scare her.

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  24. I agree Wen - who's hole?

    At first, I thought he wanted her to put it in her, but re-reading it, I think he wanted her to put it up HIS butt!

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  25. My first thought, John Mayer, BF to Katy Perry wants to knock on Teen Mom Ferret's back door, with his MIC. Unfortunately, np euphemisms were used, and we all lose, imaging the visuals.

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  26. I read this as Thicke as in blurred lines

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  27. Oh A+ few years ago.... Duh never mind

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