Blind Item #8
" I ( A list celebrity/band member who was married to a former A list celebrity) have had a million blow jo*s from men and women and by far the best one I ever got was from _________________ (B- list mostly television actress who has A list name recognition and was most recently on a hit almost network series.)"
Did you really censor JOBS?!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to pretend it's about Blow Jos.
ReplyDeleteTommy Lee
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson
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Wentz
ReplyDeleteSimpson
Lively
Definitely Tommy Lee.
ReplyDeleteThere was this story in Vice yeas ago where guys were blown by a dude and a chick (blind folded or summon like that so they could t ID the blower) & the female won for giving the best head.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of blow jobs, any fans of that whore James Deen can now apply to be in a scene with him.
ReplyDeleteNOT SAFE FOR WORK
Jessica Simpson and her ex hubby Nick?
ReplyDeleteI wanted the glowed to be JLH. Tommy and Pam sounds right but you'd think she would be an expert from sucking that monster.
ReplyDeleteNick Lachey & Asslee 'BJ' Simpson
ReplyDeleteMaybe the Blind Gossip guy is writing here now. I've never under the use of asterisks for everything other there: s*x, c*caine, a*cohol. WTF is up with that?
ReplyDelete*blower * spelchek troll
ReplyDeleteRichie Sambora/Heather Locklear
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the other actress.
Wentz / Simpson / Trachtenberg
ReplyDeleteI want Blow-Jo*s!
ReplyDeleteBlow Job is the only job I've never been fired from.
DeleteThis was on another site but not a blind. It's Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart if you can imagine that one. Can't remember the site because I read too many.
ReplyDeleteJust read the television part. The other site listed it as Kimberly Stewart. Not sure who Enty is saying. Sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteThe writer of this blog is a prepubescent boy, who makes up stories with his friends. They all sit around and cackle at the readers' willingness to believe ANYTHING they write. Mom will get mad if she finds out he's using adult language.
ReplyDeleteLoads of people have said Kimberly Stewart is crazy in bed...
ReplyDeleteLOL @Mal0ncholy Baby! They're like Joe's Os for grownups!
ReplyDeleteI thought I was having a baby brain moment, I could have sworn I just read this as a reveal
ReplyDeleteI read that Tommy Lee/Kimberly story somewhere, too.
ReplyDeleteI can't quite place it but i'm sure this has been posted or revealed before.
ReplyDeleteCount, is he not circumsized?
ReplyDeleteone of the slides made it look like he has a shar-pei.
There was a blind about KimStew being awesome as something sexual but I can't remember what.
ReplyDeleteIs she a B- mostly television actress?
This is likely Tommy Lee Jones and Martha Stewart.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is thinking of this reveal about Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart
ReplyDeleteThis blind is about someone else, not Kimberly Stewart
Thanks VIP= like your earlier guess also. Tratchenberg looks like she could do a number on a member:)
DeleteDewie, Bg uses * to keep the advert money rolling in. Some companies don't like to be associated with naughty words and when they are censored, they don't appear if you try to google for example Bg + f-word. That's the reason I've heard.
ReplyDeleteFUCK!!!!
ReplyDeleteWill you people just SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO TO ANOTHER SITE?
ReplyDeleteSTOP RUINING IT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO COME HERE!
Fucking assholes.
Nick Lachey! Dont know who gave him a BJ.
ReplyDeleteNo. And I'm extremely flattered that I've got such control over your enjoyment, PARIS! Blushing!
ReplyDelete@High Heels, thank you! :)
ReplyDelete@Paris, a-fucking-men and +1
@Kno Won Uno -- Blow Jos sounds like the name of a third-rate brothel.
ReplyDeleteTommy Lee and Carmen Electra? She did a few appearances on 90210.
ReplyDeleteI think the shorter list of choices would be those who have not blown Tommy Lee.
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Big ups for solving the mystery!
I was thinking about somebody from Original 90210.
ReplyDeleterichie sambora and denise richards
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ReplyDeleteWinner Winner Escamole Dinner:
Escamoles are the larvae of ants of the genus Liometopum, harvested from the roots of the agave (tequila) or maguey (mezcal) plant in Mexico. In some forms of Mexican cuisine, escamoles are considered a delicacy and are sometimes referred to as “insect caviar”. They have a cottage cheese like consistency and taste buttery, yet slightly nutty. To procure the escamoles, men must dig as far as 2 feet down to reach a nest of larvae. One larvae collector said: “Some of the hunters have a man with a broom who sweeps the ants off their bodies while they’re digging. I have heard that others spread their bodies with pork fat so the ants can’t bite.” It should be noted that the ant’s bite is extremely painful – so gathering the eggs is something of an “extreme” job.
@WareCat: Nah, he's a Jew, he's cut. That just looked like the skin bunched up from tuggin.
ReplyDeleteMonkeys Brains
ReplyDeleteThis is disgusting primarily because of the very high risk of contracting fatal transmissible spongiform encephalopathies such as Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease and other similar brain diseases. In parts of China, the monkey’s brain is eaten raw. While it is most likely an urban legend1, some people claim that monkeys’ brains are, or were, eaten from the head of a live monkey. Here is a common description:
The monkey’s head was supported by its neck in a bracket, two pieces of wood with a semicircular hole on each side such that when you put them together, they form a complete circle around the animal’s neck, allowing the head to be exposed above the plank. The hair around the head is shaven with a shaving razor. A small chisel and a hammer is used to quickly chisel a circle around the crown, and the top part of the skull is removed. A teaspoon is used to scoop up the brain, which is immediately eaten. This has to be done before the monkey dies.
well thats a big fat DUH!
ReplyDeletei forgot he was Jewish.
hopefully he doesn't catch the AIDS. he's funny, but seemed stuck up @ the AVN awards.
When people think they're anonymous, they do things they otherwise wouldn't. When conversations aren't happening in real time, some people feel like they can quickly dash off a negative comment and then immediately escape altogether. And when people get all wrapped up in their narcissism and rebelliousness, they might be more likely to pick on others they don't even know.
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Why do you think trolls are doing this? Is there any way to stop trolling without infringing on the free speech of the innocent?
If it's Tommy Lee, then Maite has got to be in there somewhere. She was on a show on VH1. Not quite sure it fits but just throwing that out there.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing, texasrose. I know I've heard this before.
ReplyDelete@nevermindthat - ditto that for me! Not to mention how surprised they are that i swallow; that's pretty much the clincher and future job security lol
ReplyDeleteLittle Mess, it is just ANNOYING to have to scroll through your stupid fucking comments/diatribes.
ReplyDeleteI am NOT just speaking for myself when I tell you to go fuck yourself. I can guarantee that.
Here is the story Rach Around referenced...
ReplyDeletehttp://m.vice.com/read/gays-v12n1
@paris - just ignore it. It will get bored and go away if it doesn't get any attention.
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