Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Blind Item #6

This Academy Award winner/nominee almost A list mostly movie actress was barred from driving her child home from school last week. When the actress showed up at the classroom she reeked of booze and the teacher said she would call the police if the actress got in her car. The actress argued for a few minutes insisting she was fine but eventually backed down.

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  1. I second the Goop guess.

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  2. Teach is right, but I wish I could be a mom in the 70s instead of now.

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  3. tara REALLY wants to hit her kids...

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  4. Not Goop. She lives in England. The teachers are too scared to argue with anyone, they might offend someone etc.

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  5. She lives in Santa Monica now
    http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2013/09/gwyneth-paltrow-gets-motorcycle-license

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  6. @Regina, c'mon, no way! I'm just highlighting the contrast from 30 yrs ago.

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  7. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Kate Hudson

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  8. Not Goopy, she drives them to school on a fearless Vespa.

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  9. Nah, I think this is Reese...Goopy would never smell of alcohol. She gargles the tears of virgins mixed with crushed diamonds and rare peppermint grown only by Buddhist monks in Nepal.

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    1. @biloxinative--MK from DLISTED--is that you? If not, you should apply for the internship he has available... ;)

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  10. ian mcgrinty - She's actually living in the states right now. Keep up. I can imagine this is Goop. Good on the teacher for not giving her the star treatment.

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  11. Why get drunk *and* show up at school to pick up the kiddos? I don't get people. If you get drunk, call someone to pick up the kids.

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  12. Barton - it could be someone with a serious drinking problem or it could be someone who had an extended liquid lunch and was still under the influence when picking up the kids at 3.

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  13. This is why weed is better than booze. Lil Visine and no one knows a damned thing.

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    1. @Count - Rohto cool drops, Listerine breath strips & eucalyptus spearmint body spray is the working stoner's survival kit. I always smell & taste minty. ; )

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    2. You both need to get on the vaporization train. It's so much better on the lungs and breath

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  14. Good for the teacher not being a star ass kisser.

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  15. I was thinking Sandra Bulloch. It's obviously someone with a child young enough that you had to 'go to the classroom' to get them and she's often seen at his school picking him up. I hope I'm wrong, I like her.

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  16. I don't think Sandra is "almost" A-list.

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  17. Anonymous10:45 AM

    I was going to nominate my neighbour. But she's not famous. She's a lush and her offspring are turds.

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  18. I guess the teacher needed to be educated; 'Do you know who I am?'
    Yes, Reese. A drunk.

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  20. What's the Vaseline for?

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  21. Well since Laura Jeanne Poon is already a known drunk, I would think that this is what gave the teacher the cojones to block her.

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  22. @Bunni: Visine, eye drops to get the red out, not Vaseline. You go to pick your kid up w/ a couple of cherry tomatoes for eyes, they aint gonna let you drive em.

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  23. I think it's Reese too. Daily Mail or somebody (Radaronline?) showed her having wine at lunch and then getting in her car and driving off.

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  24. Reese,American Girl Witherspoon

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  25. Resse is more than almost A-list, as are Sandra, Charlize, Nicole, etc. Not CZJor Michelle Williams, who is a, bc NYs don't drive. It's someone in LA.... I think Amy Adams fits...

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  26. The teacher probably called/filed a report with Child Protective Services. I would have and have known many teachers who have had similar situations occur and CPS was always notified. Teachers are mandated reporters in the U.S. and this would qualify.

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  27. Reese "Liquid Lunch" Witherspoon

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  28. How would the teacher even have seen the parent. Older kids are picked up in car pool, and the kids get in when their car arrives. This has to be someone with a younger child. A child too little to be in car pool, so mom (or whoever) has to sign them out in the classroom. Thinking kindergarten or younger. Reece's kids are too old. Does Julia pick her kids up?

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  29. @Dani: Eucalyptus spearmint body spray does sound tasty. I have used syrups and various whipped creams to flavor a woman, but never a spray. Not even PAM and its buttery goodness.

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  30. Told thinking Reese Dont-you-know-who I am Witherspoon.

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